Moorish gibberish arises in Arlington, TX

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http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/04/20 ... wants.html
A man identifying himself by numerous names and declaring himself not subject to state and federal law has asked a federal court to take jurisdiction of his traffic case after he said city police unlawfully tried to coerce him into showing a driver's license.

The man, who lists ties to the "Moorish National Republic," says in his federal court petition that he is "free to travel" and that he did not give his express consent to be detained by police. In a financial statement accompanying his petition, he also says he should not have to pay court fees or "be compelled to fill out any ritualistic forms."

"Persons and corporations have assets and I am neither," wrote the man, listing himself as "I, Me, My, or Myself, also known as James Michael Joseph; house of Tesi El."
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So hes Turkish?
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Hey, JRB - this guy's a real hoot. Every places has its wackos, but Texas seems to grow 'em bigger and wackier. I can't find your case, but I did find the below.

Last year, Tesi sued the bank that apparently holds his mortgage - Chase Home Mortgage - in a 100-page complaint consisting entirely of incomprehensible gibberish. Part of his claim for entitlement to judgment is that Jamie Dixon, the chairman of Chase, failed to appear before the "Common Law Court of Robertson County, Republic of Texas". Chase removed to TXND. Tesi almost immediately files this document, in which he notes that, since he "is not a 2nd class lowlife scumbag 14th amendment to the U.S. charter citizen", he "HEREBY FIRED" Judge Means and all of the lawyers for Chase and the other defendants, and "Orders" that all of the documents they filed are "void". He goes on to "order" that, if Judge Means should dare to address him again, he (Tesi) will be entitled to "One Million (1,000,000) Dollars, silver or gold species".

Well, Judge Means not only addresses Tesi again, he has the gall to demand that Tesi together with the others file a joint discovery plan. Instead, Tesi files this, explaining that he can't file a joint plan because Dixon won't take his calls. He uses the headings of what is obviously a form joint discovery order, but fills in his own delusions. For example, in the section about whether it is to be trial by jury, Tesi writes the he demands trial by "Common Law Blue Ribbon Jury". Pabst, no doubt.

Having had enough by now, Judge Means dismisses the case. Tesi then files this, in which he swears that they will all (including the judge) be indicted by "common law grand jury". That was almost a year ago. I assume all the miscreants are now in jail.
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JamesVincent wrote:So hes Turkish?
No, he's from the Caucasus Mountains.
Tesi, who is said by Colleyville and Arlington police to be Caucasian,
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wserra wrote:Hey, JRB - this guy's a real hoot. ...
Having had enough by now, Judge Means dismisses the case. Tesi then files this, in which he swears that they will all (including the judge) be indicted by "common law grand jury". That was almost a year ago. I assume all the miscreants are now in jail.
Ah yes, a little walk down memory lane is in order:

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I find it more than a little disturbing that a church is the host for this so-called "Common Law Court" of the "Republic of Texas".
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:I find it more than a little disturbing that a church is the host for this so-called "Common Law Court" of the "Republic of Texas".
They're not promoting drug use, evolution or unsanctioned pornography. I can't think of a church in Texas that wouldn't let them use the rec room for their little meeting.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:I find it more than a little disturbing that a church is the host for this so-called "Common Law Court" of the "Republic of Texas".
They're not promoting drug use, evolution or unsanctioned pornography. I can't think of a church in Texas that wouldn't let them use the rec room for their little meeting.
It doesn't say much for the churches in Texas, then, if they are willing to let lawless groups like this use their rec rooms, if only because of the people being led to disaster through it. I thought that churches were meant to help us avoid disaster, not help facilitate it.
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What do you suppose judges do when they receive stuff like this? Is it one of those times when you just know you're being punished for some prior bad thought?

BTW I know of alot of Texas Churches that wouldn't open their doors to this group to use the rec room.
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Moderators:

Please spin off everything subsequent to the last May 9 post to either Flame Wars or Potpourri.

An appropriate heading could be SOS FROM LPOSFKADMVP
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It is done. Split topic is found here: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=7425
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wserra wrote: he swears that they will all (including the judge) be indicted by "common law grand jury".

Big deal, I've been indicted at least 8 times over the years.... :roll:
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I don't understand how these fools interpret "right to travel" as "right to drive".
One could certainly travel without driving, and one could travel with a licensed driver operating the vehicle. All rights are restricted in some way. He's certainly able to walk or ride a bicycle without any license and travel that way. It's hard to believe that the Founders somehow anticipated the invention of the automobile and granted an unlimited right to drive. Maybe blind people should be allowed to drive, since they have a "right to travel". Let's allow blind people to get into the cockpit of a jumbo jet with no training and fly to their destination. They have a "right to travel", after all. And why should traffic lights or stop signs be allowed to hinder my "travel"? Traffic jams are Unconstitutional.
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Assessor wrote:I don't understand how these fools interpret "right to travel" as "right to drive".
One could certainly travel without driving, and one could travel with a licensed driver operating the vehicle. All rights are restricted in some way. He's certainly able to walk or ride a bicycle without any license and travel that way. It's hard to believe that the Founders somehow anticipated the invention of the automobile and granted an unlimited right to drive. Maybe blind people should be allowed to drive, since they have a "right to travel". Let's allow blind people to get into the cockpit of a jumbo jet with no training and fly to their destination. They have a "right to travel", after all. And why should traffic lights or stop signs be allowed to hinder my "travel"? Traffic jams are Unconstitutional.
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Its a lot more subtle when written that way than it was as I heard it. The punch line is that the court found they had to let a blind man fly an airliner.
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A fun update on Mr. Tesi:

http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Hurst-ma ... 98388.html
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HURST — James Tesi, who is charged with the attempted murder of a police officer, is out of jail and back in his upscale neighborhood, making some neighbors nervous.

Tesi, 48, is once again living in the house on Bear Creek Drive where, less than three weeks ago, allegedly shot at a Colleyville police officer.

The officer was not hurt, but Tesi was wounded in the face and foot by return fire.

Tesi posted his bond and returned to his home, surprising and frightening some of his neighbors. They told us off-camera they worry about their safety.

They all declined interviews, fearing retaliation.

Andrew Howard is Tesi's attorney. He says he believes the police statements about the events that led to his client's arrest will be found to be inaccurate.

"He's a very pleasant person. He's intelligent. He's educated," Howard said. "My understanding is he has two master's degrees and a Ph.D. He's in the health care industry."

Howard said neighbors have no reason to be concerned.

Tesi claims he is not a U.S. citizen. In court papers filed over a traffic warrant, he said, "Why would I want to be a lowlife scumbag U.S. citizen?"

He stamped the filing with the name and symbols of the Moorish National Republic, a Maryland-based group whose members also claim to not be citizens.

In 2009, Tesi attempted to pay his Chase home mortgage with pieces of paper he called "bonds." Chase insisted on U.S. currency.

Tesi refused, and filed a lawsuit; it was dismissed just last week
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Likely he petitioned the federal court under Title 28 U.S.C. §1333 - diversity of citizenship.
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David Merrill wrote:Likely he petitioned the federal court under Title 28 U.S.C. §1333 - diversity of citizenship.
Pfui; balderdash; MDMVPBS. First, DMVP should read the statute, which is his "savings to suitors clause" favorite and refers to admiralty and prize cases.

28 U.S.C. 1332 is the diversity statute, and applies to suits between citizens of the different States (here, the term refers to the 50 states and DC) and suits between American citizens and foreign nationals. This case presents neither situation, except in the fevered imagination of DMVP and "the Moor."
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Prof wrote:
David Merrill wrote:Likely he petitioned the federal court under Title 28 U.S.C. §1333 - diversity of citizenship.
Pfui; balderdash; MDMVPBS. First, DMVP should read the statute, which is his "savings to suitors clause" favorite and refers to admiralty and prize cases.

28 U.S.C. 1332 is the diversity statute, and applies to suits between citizens of the different States (here, the term refers to the 50 states and DC) and suits between American citizens and foreign nationals. This case presents neither situation, except in the fevered imagination of DMVP and "the Moor."

There you have it, another admission by Prof. Since the Moor in this topic claims a different citizenship he likely petitioned under 'diversity of citizenship'. Like I said. Prof is just expressing knee-jerk protectionism from the truth of Planet Merrill. Which is of course where a Moor would be filing under 'diversity of citizenship'.

Nice blurt though, Prof! We will give you time to get your foot out of your mouth.