NESARA humor

[Deep Knight]

You think that's funny? Try this:

CASPER UPDATE: AUGUST 24, 2010

So much has happened since our last update on the 19th. There was something new every day causing us to wait time and again for still more Intel before reporting. Most of it is included herein, that which is not is also in our favor.

A combination of events have held up deliveries. Various 'stashes' of stolen funds have been located and retrieved. Auditors have had their hands full as one discovery after another was made. Then, over the weekend, it was discovered that more than 1200 cards had been issued to those in D.C. and elsewhere containing stolen funds which would have been accessible when we accessed. Some of these bogus cards had balances into the 'B's'. Most if not all of the D.C. Politicians were involved.

Then, yesterday, the 'mother lode' was located, stolen funds which had been hoarded over the last ten years by all the usual suspects working together including Obama, the Bushes, the Clintons, Merkle, Sarkozy, the Queen, the Vatican, the Banks, and others. These funds were 'buried' very deep and had been 'rolling and rolling' for years. All these 'stashes', including another one uncovered this morning and the Mother Lode Stash, when added together, approximate 200 Quads, an inconceivable amount of money. Those mentioned, collectively known as the Illuminati, intended to use these funds to Capitalize their New World Order. Fully two thirds of our funds would have 'disappeared' upon access had their plans succeeded and they intended to steal the remainder as well intending, as 'they' have stated so many times, 'to see us in hell' before they would allow us to receive packs or funds.

China, the other Countries and indeed the World have been 'stunned' by the amounts of money and the crimes involved. Those Countries formerly siding with Obama and the Criminal Cabal in D.C. and the others mentioned have now turned against them, siding with 'us' and wanting the deliveries completed ASAP.

Although it will take two weeks for the Auditors to complete their work on these newly discovered funds this is not expected to delay deliveries further. The 1200 plus cards in the hands of the CRIMINALS have been confiscated and/or made worthless.

A third Tribunal had been put into place last week replacing the first two. They promptly joined some of the previous Tribunal Judges in the attempts to stop deliveries and steal the funds. They succeeded for a few days but have now been recalled by their respective Countries and are no longer 'in business'.

As one after another of these Tribunals have shown themselves to be corrupt and available for bribery as did the World Court and the U.N. before them, the issue arises 'who will try' the Criminals. WE SUGGEST THE LEGITIMATE PROGRAM RECIPIENTS MAKE UP THE JURIES and WE are doing so Publicly and Privately.

As serious as all this is, note that WE are reporting 'after the fact'. The above matters have been or are being dealt with. Needless to say there are many in D.C. now taking headache pills and anti-depressants.

Things are looking good friends, time for another 'heads up'.

casper 8-24-10

$200 Quadrillion? It's estimated that the world has 6,697,254,041 people and the USA 307,006,550. "200 Quads" is $29,862,985 for everyone in the world or $651,451,898 for everybody in the US. If it was gold, that would be 11 trillion pounds of gold or a cube 640 meters tall (that's almost 2000 ft).

Now that's funny!

[Pottapaug1938]

From Deep Knight:

"$200 Quadrillion? It's estimated that the world has 6,697,254,041 people and the USA 307,006,550. "200 Quads" is $29,862,985 for everyone in the world or $651,451,898 for everybody in the US. If it was gold, that would be 11 trillion pounds of gold or a cube 640 meters tall (that's almost 2000 ft)."

Wow -- think of the inflation that this would cause. Gold will be so common that you can use it for sinkers on fishing lines instead of lead (better for the environment), for shot and bullets in ammunition, and for countless other things. No one will bother to steal it, because its scrap value won't be worth anything. Maybe we can even go back to gold coinage -- after all, if a $5 coin has less than $5 worth of gold in it, it can be done....

You may start laughing whenever you choose.

[Gregg]

We can't go back to gold coins because the amount needed to buy a Coke from a vending machine would weigh more than most people could carry without a wheel barrow.

[Pottapaug1938]

We can't go back to gold coins because the amount needed to buy a Coke from a vending machine would weigh more than most people could carry without a wheel barrow.

I'm guessing that ALL the coins would be gold, from the cent all the way up. We'd probably need Gold Certificates for anything larger than $1.

[co-shoot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6z-GFB5 ... re=related

[co-shoot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXx3cXjo ... re=channel

gold fever, andy mcgee

[Deep Knight]

Gold, the yellow metal that makes people crazy. I liked the first video better, but have no idea what it has to do with the subject.

Dove had three theories as to how money grew at the rates she was claiming. One was that through "prime bank rates" and "rolls" you could "leverage" a few percent difference in loan rates into 50 X returns in 8 months. The second had to do with logarithms - converting two numbers to logarithms, adding them, and converting them back gives you the numbers multiplied, so if you took two piles of $1000 dollars each and converted them to logarithms before you add them together, you end up with $1,000,000 instead of $2,000. How you do this conversion was never revealed. The last had to do with the power of gold and amplifying its "energies." If you got enough gold together in one place and added the violet light energies of St. Germain, it would start to glow purple and increase all by itself. Sort of like "gold breeding" with the violet flame substituting for dim lights and soft music.

Of course, Dove gave Omega fund figures of over one quattuordecillion dollars. This is 1 with 45 zeros after it, while 200 Quads is a mere 2 with 17 zeros after it. Do the math and you find that Dove's number was bigger by a factor of 5 with 27 zeros after it, or 5 octillion. Which begs the question, where did the rest of that money go?


Typical ATM Withdrawal after Packie Deliveries

[texino]

This may not be as funny as the postings by my other pals, but with statements like these:
# Introduction: 21-minute presentation by David Wilcock, touching on such topics as: psychic ability, out-of-body experiences, lucid dreaming, insider NASA knowledge of reverse-engineered ET technologies, dream analysis and interpretation, the foundation of David's channeling experiences, the Ascension, interplanetary climate change, DNA activation, the Ra Material / Law of One series, the question of purpose, whether or not you should change location / change partners / change jobs, understanding how the modern world acts as a mirror for humanity's collective shadow side, developing intuitive awareness, and a central statement from the Law of One series about Ra's own highest purpose.
# Glistening, hypnotic meditative background music for the introduction section, featuring David on Native American flute and gently intertwining psychedelic sound textures Don't worry, they're sure to be in the Winston Paradise league before long.

[Deep Knight]

This may not be as funny as the postings by my other pals, but with statements like these:
# ... developing intuitive awareness, ...

I remember one of the NESARA-friendly new agers offering "Intuition Training," with a blurb about increasing the accuracy of your intuition with this course. Amongst the "credits" given for this "teacher" was "Master Intuitive." Of course, they were also saying that the NESARA announcement was "just around the corner," so one would have to take this with a grain of salt...

[notorial dissent]

Several I would say, if not outright pounds!