~ TO FOURWINDS READERS ~
Our webmaster has informed us that tomorrow, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 is the last day you can order T-shirts and Bumper stickers for the "When In Doubt, Throw Them Out!" get out and vote election campaign, originally suggested by Casper. We went for it, but it presently is a massive loss to those, who financed it, due to having only a total of seven orders. Please help! ---PHB
Oct. 12, 2010
Total of Seven Orders
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Deep Knight
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Total of Seven Orders
"Follow the Money"
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ClemIsBack
Re: Total of Seven Orders
Casper convinced them that they should stock up with 1 million T-shirts and bumper stickers just to be sure they were ready for the onslaught of orders because he believes millions read his stories daily.
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Gregg
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Re: Total of Seven Orders
This isn't a parody? He really got 7 orders?
I figure Casper does have a million readers, but 900,000 of them are tuning in for comedy, 90,000 are just posting spam and harvesting e mail and IP addresses to send viagra offers to, 9,990 are people who googled "phucking crazy" and landed there, 3 think Casper is right but can't afford the T Shirt and 7 apparently robbed a liquor to come up with whatever Casper needed to sell a shirt and make enough profit to get a pack of smokes for each one sold.
I figure Casper does have a million readers, but 900,000 of them are tuning in for comedy, 90,000 are just posting spam and harvesting e mail and IP addresses to send viagra offers to, 9,990 are people who googled "phucking crazy" and landed there, 3 think Casper is right but can't afford the T Shirt and 7 apparently robbed a liquor to come up with whatever Casper needed to sell a shirt and make enough profit to get a pack of smokes for each one sold.
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Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
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fortinbras
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Re: Total of Seven Orders
Like the other ten million followers of Casper, I've decided that the t-shirt will be the very first thing I'll buy ... with the money in my damned packet!
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ClemIsBack
Re: Total of Seven Orders
The t-shirts and bumper stickers should read "There is no doubt - Throw them out".
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co-shoot
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Re: Total of Seven Orders
Clem 
, thats cool, I'l take a couple of those!!
"There is no doubt - Throw them out".
, thats cool, I'l take a couple of those!!"There is no doubt - Throw them out".
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Pottapaug1938
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Re: Total of Seven Orders
Maybe Casper got seven orders -- and then when the people that ordered pick up enough cans and bottles, or scrap metal, they can pay for the T-shirts.
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ClemIsBack
Re: Total of Seven Orders
Casper and friends would have sold millions of them.Clem , thats cool, I'l take a couple of those!!
"There is no doubt - Throw them out".
That's a darned shame.
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Gregg
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Re: Total of Seven Orders
Due to a total lack of business sense, Casper and friends couldn't sell dollar bills for 50 cents. (which makes sense, to their audience, FRN are worthless anyhow?)ClemIsBack wrote:Casper and friends would have sold millions of them.Clem , thats cool, I'l take a couple of those!!
"There is no doubt - Throw them out".
That's a darned shame.
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Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
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bmielke
Re: Total of Seven Orders
I would buy several cases for the right price, I could give them to good will.Gregg wrote:Due to a total lack of business sense, Casper and friends couldn't sell dollar bills for 50 cents. (which makes sense, to their audience, FRN are worthless anyhow?)ClemIsBack wrote:Casper and friends would have sold millions of them.Clem , thats cool, I'l take a couple of those!!
"There is no doubt - Throw them out".
That's a darned shame.