Christmas Items For Quatloosians
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- Basileus Quatlooseus
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Re: Christmas Items For Quatloosians
Personally, I love giving the homeless canned goods without pull tabs when they don't have a can opener
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Re: Christmas Items For Quatloosians
Many have a manual can opener and if they don't, they have a knife that does the trick.LaVidaRoja wrote:Personally, I love giving the homeless canned goods without pull tabs when they don't have a can opener
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- Supreme Prophet (Junior Division)
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Re: Christmas Items For Quatloosians
For me: Zooey Deschanel on one side, Katy Perry on the other, and some cold IPAs and brown ales for us all.CaptainKickback wrote:My ultimate Christmas gift for me would be any of the following:
Sandra Bullock
Teri Hatcher
Catherine Bell
Janine Turner
Terry Farrell
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That's like settling for "only" a straight A instead of an A+.CaptainKickback wrote:Emily Deschanel and Katy Perry then. Problem solved.UGA Lawdog wrote:Zooey and Katy are actually the same person. Pick again if you want a threesome.
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That's like settling for "only" a straight A instead of an A+.[/quote]CaptainKickback wrote:Emily Deschanel and Katy Perry then. Problem solved.
Settling?!? I think not.....
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I still think so. As gorgeous as Emily is, Zooey still has her beat.
I should only be so lucky as to be offered the duty of choosing between the two.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
Re: Christmas Items For Quatloosians
Emily is beautiful, for sure.
I prefer the sultry type:
I prefer the sultry type: