Unfortunately, these kinds of people don't get institutionalized. Sometimes they become bitter, self-absorbed and even more obnoxious. They're like an untreatable cancer for families and instead of nurturing friendships, they wind up among a circle of equally-disenfranchised kooks, often connected only by the 'net.Lambkin wrote:Good Lord what a sad, damaged creature. She will probably end up homeless or institutionalized in short order.
This opinion is a hoot
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Judge Roy Bean wrote:Unfortunately, these kinds of people don't get institutionalized. Sometimes they become bitter, self-absorbed and even more obnoxious. They're like an untreatable cancer for families and instead of nurturing friendships, they wind up among a circle of equally-disenfranchised kooks, often connected only by the 'net.Lambkin wrote:Good Lord what a sad, damaged creature. She will probably end up homeless or institutionalized in short order.
Hmm, The David Merril Van Pelt Batshit Crazy Internet Dating Service?
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"David's Crazy Daisy Chain"?Gregg wrote:Judge Roy Bean wrote:Unfortunately, these kinds of people don't get institutionalized. Sometimes they become bitter, self-absorbed and even more obnoxious. They're like an untreatable cancer for families and instead of nurturing friendships, they wind up among a circle of equally-disenfranchised kooks, often connected only by the 'net.Lambkin wrote:Good Lord what a sad, damaged creature. She will probably end up homeless or institutionalized in short order.
Hmm, The David Merril Van Pelt Batshit Crazy Internet Dating Service?
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These really ARE a hoot.....Chrystal outdoes her previous writings:
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I really liked the excerpt from the court records....I plead the fifth lol
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I really liked the excerpt from the court records....I plead the fifth lol
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Can a vessel plead "the fifth"?davidthompson wrote:These really ARE a hoot.....Chrystal outdoes her previous writings:
http://www.mediafire.com/?t36j88tva739pen
http://www.mediafire.com/?p86k65hk6z507b5
I really liked the excerpt from the court records....I plead the fifth lol
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No, but it can be scuppered as a navigation hazard.
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Remind me to tell you what it's really like to be shipwrecked. Happened to me in 1962. Send PM!
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Let's see: Cat shipwrecked in 1962, and a bare two years later:
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Blame my dad, he's the one who hit the log at three in the freaking morning. Ten inch hole in the bow tends to limit ones' boating possibilities. He turned her and ran aground on a sand bar, which is why I'm alive. We sank in five feet of water. My whole family was aboard, we all survived, and we're never, ever, gonna let dad forget this one.wserra wrote:Let's see: Cat shipwrecked in 1962, and a bare two years later:
Coincidence? I think not.
Unfortunately, I was three and a half feet tall at the time, but I had a life jacket. Within a year of the sinking, I personally saw bodies taken out of the Columbia River twice. The second ones, a married couple, had been in for a month. 'Nuff said.
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A vessel plead the fifth?
Perhaps if it is a vessel of single malt?
Perhaps if it is a vessel of single malt?
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Well she's a nut. I love her affidavit though: "I, me" I've never seen an Affidavit start like that. I do wonder how the notary signed off on her affidavits though. Did nonnie actually present ID that says nonnie:crystal? If not, on the other affidavits where the notary swears that nonnie:crystal appeared before her, that sounds iffy to me.
I do love the "lawyers aren't licensed" by the state of florida part. I'm so sick of the sovereign BS about lawyers not being licensed. I find myself yelling "idiot" at the computer every time I read it.
Here's a question. On one of the links someone posted, every other page of her filing is blank but for a fingerprint. What the heck is that about?
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It's a not-uncommon belief among the sovereignoramus crowd that signing a document with your thumbprint gives it some extra-special constitutional validity. (Why that is, I have no idea, but none of their beliefs make any sense.) Here, she probably put her fingerprint on the back of each page and then scanned both sides of the paper.Here's a question. On one of the links someone posted, every other page of her filing is blank but for a fingerprint. What the heck is that about?
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Gregg wrote:Pay $500 to biker gang/collection specialists, get paid in a week.Joey Smith wrote:Out-of-the-box debtors require out-of-the-box creditors.
Form a shell company in Medellin, Columbia, and assign the debt to that company. Let it slip to debtor in some filing that the creditor is a company in Medellin. Offer to Sovereign that debt will be settled with debtor paying no actual money, but Medellin company wants to take a large life insurance policy on debtor's life. Express that owners of Medellin company are "very unhappy" that Sovereign is making no effort to pay.
These days, a company formed in Juarez, Mexico, will work just as well for this purpose.
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I believe (it may be an urban legend) that the practice of validating documents with thumb prints has it's origins among people who were not educated enough to write their own name on things too important for just a plain old "X" more commonly used.
If true, all these thumb print notaries can be correctly classified as "people who believe that they are too stupid to write their own name".
If true, all these thumb print notaries can be correctly classified as "people who believe that they are too stupid to write their own name".
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Tell that to the US Air Force. lolGregg wrote:I believe (it may be an urban legend) that the practice of validating documents with thumb prints has it's origins among people who were not educated enough to write their own name on things too important for just a plain old "X" more commonly used.
If true, all these thumb print notaries can be correctly classified as "people who believe that they are too stupid to write their own name".
I don't know about 2day, but back in the 60's and the early 70's, it was a standard practice for Officers in the Air Force to put their thumb print on their military ID b4 it was laminated.
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That was for identification. "This picture and this printed name and this signature and this print all belong to the same person." I guess you really do have issues comprehending the world around you.
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When my grandfather joined the Naval Reserve in 1918, he was issued a dog tag, on the front ofwhich was painted his initials, his DOB and his enlistment date, using melted wax. Grampa then rubbed his right thumb on a block of unmelted wax, and left his thumbprint on the reverse. The tag was then dipped in nitric acid, which etched away parts of the tag which were unprotected by the wax.
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In those pre-dna days, they did what they could to id the bodies later...
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Google the definition for document. An identification card, an "ID" fits within the definition.Paul wrote:That was for identification. "This picture and this printed name and this signature and this print all belong to the same person." I guess you really do have issues comprehending the world around you.
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I heard a good story once about a pre-hurricane evacuation in Florida. Authorities were going door-to-door to order evacuations, and when they encountered someone who refused to evacuate, they asked them for their telephone number, and then asked them to hold out their arm, and then wrote their telephone number on their arm using magic marker, explaining that it would help to identify their body later. That seemed to help convince people to evacuate.Cathulhu wrote:In those pre-dna days, they did what they could to id the bodies later...
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