Another Satisfied Cracking The Code Customer

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ashlynne39 wrote:I also find it quite validating as I realize that no matter what I do in my life or what I think, I could never in a million years be as stupid or delusional as those people.
Yes, at the end of the day, as I worry and cringe about what I've done (and not done) during the day, it's definitely reassuring to read about the exploits of the incorrigibly stupid.

It's like, "there but for the grace of God would go I," but only if I were incredibly delusional, and that makes me feel better.
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CaptainKickback wrote:
Gregg wrote:Oh, and about your wife, can we get some pics? I mean, just in case she does dump you before you drive off the cliff. Just sayin'....
I am single and live in a good part of SoCal, heck I even have a job - but I do pay my taxes and don't hassle my employer about withholding. I'm just saying that if Justinpime's wife meets certain standards, I am available........ :twisted: :D
Unfortunately, she's going to bring some baggage with her -- massive debts based on filing joint returns.
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Nikki wrote:
CaptainKickback wrote:
Gregg wrote:Oh, and about your wife, can we get some pics? I mean, just in case she does dump you before you drive off the cliff. Just sayin'....
I am single and live in a good part of SoCal, heck I even have a job - but I do pay my taxes and don't hassle my employer about withholding. I'm just saying that if Justinpime's wife meets certain standards, I am available........ :twisted: :D
Unfortunately, she's going to bring some baggage with her -- massive debts based on filing joint returns.

Innocent Spouse....but only if the pictures don't disappoint...
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Nikki wrote:
CaptainKickback wrote:
Gregg wrote:Oh, and about your wife, can we get some pics? I mean, just in case she does dump you before you drive off the cliff. Just sayin'....
I am single and live in a good part of SoCal, heck I even have a job - but I do pay my taxes and don't hassle my employer about withholding. I'm just saying that if Justinpime's wife meets certain standards, I am available........ :twisted: :D
Unfortunately, she's going to bring some baggage with her -- massive debts based on filing joint returns.

Not to mention potentially her crazy ex-husband who will come looking for her after his release from prison
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Gregg wrote:
Nikki wrote:
CaptainKickback wrote: Oh, and about your wife, can we get some pics? I mean, just in case she does dump you before you drive off the cliff. Just sayin'....
I am single and live in a good part of SoCal, heck I even have a job - but I do pay my taxes and don't hassle my employer about withholding. I'm just saying that if Justinpime's wife meets certain standards, I am available........ :twisted: :D
Unfortunately, she's going to bring some baggage with her -- massive debts based on filing joint returns.
Gregg wrote:Innocent Spouse....but only if the pictures don't disappoint...
I'm not sure that she's that innocent considering she trotted on down to tax court to spy and gather information for their filings.
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Actually, it sounds like she is as far gone and clueless as hubby, and don't forget she married the schmuck, and is playing along with him, so that doesn't point to a reservoir of the brights to begin with. I think she would more likely be a pass.
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Pics are needed.

Clearly not spousal material but perhaps a bit of fluff on the side?

But be prepared to do battle with the sovereign ex and don't bring a knife to the gun fight.
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Pantherphil wrote:Pics are needed.

Clearly not spousal material but perhaps a bit of fluff on the side?

But be prepared to do battle with the sovereign ex and don't bring a knife to the gun fight.

I have considered the crazy sovereign ex angle carefully. My reasoning on this is simple, he's in California and I am in at least Ohio, which by the time he gets out I might have abandoned for good, more likely Pennsylvania full time and significant parts of the year in Florida. Does anyone here think Justinidiot is going to have the means to get to the east coast and if he does win a scratch off to get the cash, is he smart enough to find either Gettysburg or Sarasota?

I need pics though, I can handle a lot of stupid if it looks good on the beach.
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Oh, and even if he does find me, he has to get past my pack of killer attack Dachshunds.Image
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You guys are doing a lot of anticipatory drooling over what is probably a middle-aged woman with a nicotine habit living in a trailer park. MILF? Possible, but I doubt it.
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LPC wrote:You guys are doing a lot of anticipatory drooling over what is probably a middle-aged woman with a nicotine habit living in a trailer park. MILF? Possible, but I doubt it.

He has said in postings that this is his first job after college, I'm thinking mid-20s....
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Gregg wrote:Oh, and even if he does find me, he has to get past my pack of killer attack Dachshunds.Image
OMG, it's a stampede!
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Cathulhu wrote:
Gregg wrote:Oh, and even if he does find me, he has to get past my pack of killer attack Dachshunds.Image
OMG, it's a stampede!
The problem is that they are wearing hot dog buns. I'm guessing that Greg is a rancher...
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Actually that picture is from Oktoberfest Cincinnati where we have an annual wiener dog race. I've been sorely tempted to take Chili Dog down for it. The hot dog bun costumes are from the sponsor, Skyline Chili.
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I love dogs with attitude. Go wienies!
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