Bailey's Lament

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webhick wrote:
The Observer wrote:Are hypocrites plant, animal or mineral?
Imaginary hamsters.
No, you must be thinking of hypocritters.
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Judge Roy Bean wrote:No, you must be thinking of hypocritters.
You mean these?
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I take it you like to make some people angry.Sorry,but it won't work with me. It must be exciting to be a pervert. It is the end result that matters in all things. Your end is coming.
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Donald Bailey wrote:I take it you like to make some people angry.Sorry,but it won't work with me. It must be exciting to be a pervert. It is the end result that matters in all things. Your end is coming.
If you think we're trying to "make some people angry" then you must be one of those people. Congratulations on being completely unaffected!
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Donald Bailey wrote:I take it you like to make some people angry.

Yeah, I guess being confronted with the truth does make people like you angry.

Sorry, but it won't work with me.

Oh, really? Then why have you responded to everything said to you with chickenshit snarkiness?

It must be exciting to be a pervert.

Perhaps; but I wouldn't know that, and neither would the other people who've wasted their time trying to knock some sense into you. :P :P :P

It is the end result that matters in all things.

True; but whatever does that have to do with you and your posts here?


Your end is coming.
As it does to all of us. I suspect, though, that given your delusions and given the fact that you ratted out a prominent TDer (to save your own miserable hide?), yours will come sooner than ours.

And, by the way, thanks for admitting that you have absolutely nothing with which to rebut anything that we've said. If you HAD something, you'd put it on here instead of whining like a first grader and tossing around insults.
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Donald Bailey wrote:I take it you like to make some people angry.Sorry,but it won't work with me. It must be exciting to be a pervert. It is the end result that matters in all things. Your end is coming.
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Donald Bailey wrote:Your end is coming.
I have heard that before from others like you. They were wrong and you are wrong. BTW, I thought you were leaving.
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You are hard/difficult to understand.
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Donald Bailey wrote:You are hard/difficult to understand.
Judging from your previous posts, getting you to understand what we're saying is like trying to train a Percheron to win horse racing's Triple Crown.
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Donald Bailey wrote:You are hard/difficult to understand.
That's 'cos he's erudite.*


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Re:The Operative

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The reason why you are here is because you're not all there.
To everyone else,I'm new at computers and admit I apparently don't know how to or who to properly address my comments to, but I am learning. I apologize to anyone who I may have mistakenly said something to which should have been directed to another. The evidence will soon be coming abundantly for whoever implied I did not have any, that is when I can understand how and who to send it to. RE: Millard Fillmore, I apologize. I meant to say: I bet you don't like what Andrew Jackson SAID re: paper money. I left out the word,"said." Now,CRUCIFY ME.
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Donald Bailey wrote:You are hard/difficult to understand.
You are easy/easy to understand. We see people like you here all the time.

You're the kind of guy who is no stranger to federal and state courts in New Mexico, right? Are you the guy who once sued a state district attorney, an assistant DA, the New Mexico attorney general, etc., in federal court, seeking a temporary restraining order in your state criminal case to stay the state proceeding until it could be "finally determined" whether or not you were "a United States citizen?" Did you ask the federal court to determine whether, if you were found not to be a U.S. citizen, you would be "still amenable to procedural due process as in mandated by the Fourteenth Amendment"? Was that you?

Is that you? Does your middle name start with a "B", and rhyme with "rain"?

If that was you, that didn't go very well for you, did it, Donald? The federal case was thrown out in 2001, and your appeal to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit was dismissed.

Let's see now.... Hmmm.... You seem to have a bit of a rap sheet in New Mexico, though these charges seemed to have been dismissed...... I don't see any serious criminal convictions....

[sounds of flipping through papers...]

Here are some more federal proceedings......

And, OH! What a surprise! Is this you? You're one of those guys who, at one point in your court pleadings, put a hyphen between your first and middle name? And a COLON between your middle and last names?

How very wackadoosterish of you!
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Donald Bailey wrote:Now,CRUCIFY ME.
No need to - you have done an excellent job in this thread of nailing yourself to the cross.
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How long have you been training or trying to train percherons?
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Donald Bailey wrote:How long have you been training or trying to train percherons?
Donald -- if you understood my comment to mean that I have ever tried to do this, you must be twins because one of you couldn't be this clueless. You missed the point of my post by a country mile.

I'd explain my reference further; but I don't think you'd understand if I did.
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Donald Bailey wrote:How long have you been training or trying to train percherons?
Donald. Here's a thought - why not simply argue your thesis? Why not start a thread and begin to argue your main points. You're simply not going to get anywhere with "gotcha" questions. Everyone on here is far too smart for that. That may work with the people you hang around, but it won't work here. So, go ahead - make your arguments.
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Imalawman wrote:
Donald Bailey wrote:How long have you been training or trying to train percherons?
Donald. Here's a thought - why not simply argue your thesis? Why not start a thread and begin to argue your main points. You're simply not going to get anywhere with "gotcha" questions. Everyone on here is far too smart for that. That may work with the people you hang around, but it won't work here. So, go ahead - make your arguments.
If he HAD a thesis, or HAD any arguments, he'd have made them by now. Instead, the best we get is something about making them once he figures out his computer, or something like that. He's like the courtroom lawyer who knows that his case is weak on both fact and law, and knows that his only hope is to shout loudly, wave his arms and hope to win via sheer theatrics.
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Donald Bailey wrote:I take it you like to make some people angry.Sorry,but it won't work with me. It must be exciting to be a pervert. It is the end result that matters in all things. Your end is coming.
Meanwhile, you live in the lap of luxury, one dollar at a time. Have you found another "executive" paper signing job yet? Or are you back to digging weeds and shifting boxes? I mean, there's no shame in those, it's honest work, but it must be a real come down after having tasted life in the corporate world.
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Donald Bailey wrote:The reason why you are here is because you're not all there.
To everyone else,I'm new at computers and admit I apparently don't know how to or who to properly address my comments to, but I am learning. I apologize to anyone who I may have mistakenly said something to which should have been directed to another. The evidence will soon be coming abundantly for whoever implied I did not have any, that is when I can understand how and who to send it to. RE: Millard Fillmore, I apologize. I meant to say: I bet you don't like what Andrew Jackson SAID re: paper money. I left out the word,"said." Now,CRUCIFY ME.

Actually we don't like what Andrew Jackson *did* with paper money. Look it up some time.
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grixit wrote:Actually we don't like what Andrew Jackson *did* with paper money. Look it up some time.
I hope this isn't that sordid story about his visit to the outhouse.
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