Let the money making begin...

Post by **Demosthenes** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:05 pm

FEATURING POKER FACE

SATURDAY JULY 14, 2007, 12:00 NOON TO 10:00 PM EST
WHERE: THE BROWN FAMILY HOME
ADDRESS: 401 CENTER OF TOWN ROAD,
PLAINFIELD, NEW HAMPSHIRE

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ALL FREEDOM LOVING PEOPLE AND
HONEST MEDIA ARE WELCOME.

ENTERTAINMENT: POKER FACE, DAVE VON KLIEST,
MATT KAZEE AND MANY MORE TO COME.

SPECIAL GUESTS: RANDY WEAVER, TED ANDERSON
AND MORE SURPRISE GUESTS TO BE NAMED SOON.

CHECK THIS PAGE DAILY FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

FOOD, DRINKS AND FUN

DONATIONS

DEAR FRIENDS AND LISTENERS, PLEASE HELP US SAVE THE LIVES ED AND ELAINE BROWN. BESIDES HAVING A GREAT TIME, THE TRUE PURPOSE OF THIS CONCERT IS TO COME THE DEFENSE OF THE BROWNS BY SENDING A STRONG MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE WHO WILL KILL THEM FOR MONEY THEY DON'T OWE. WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF DONATIONS TO HELP PAY FOR THE TRAVEL OF OUR OWN INDEPENDENT FILM CREWS AND THE LOGISTICAL EXPENSES INVOLVED IN STAGING AN EVENT LIKE THIS. ED AND ELAINE BROWN HAVE PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE TO STAND UP TO THIS TYRANNY, SO WE NEED EVERYONE TO GIVE WHAT THEY CAN TO HELP THIS CONCERT BECOME A SUCCESS. IT IS LITERALLY A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH! PLEASE HELP BY CLICKING THE DONATION BUTTON BELOW AND DONATING WHATEVER YOU CAN AFFORD. THANK YOU FOR CARING.

PLEASE HELP US SAVE ED AND ELAINE BROWN!

Imalawman · Post by **Imalawman** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:13 pm

Do you think the feds will really allow this to go on? I mean, this is a mockery of justice! Not only can they stay in their mansion, they can have live musicians and party it up with friends. AGH!!!!!

Cobalt Shiva · Post by **Cobalt Shiva** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:16 pm

Imalawman wrote:Do you think the feds will really allow this to go on? I mean, this is a mockery of justice! Not only can they stay in their mansion, they can have live musicians and party it up with friends. AGH!!!!!

I have a simple idea:

The Roach Motel Strategy. Dirtbags can come onto the property. None can come off.

Dezcad · Post by **Dezcad** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:18 pm

ENTERTAINMENT: POKER FACE, DAVE VON KLIEST,
MATT KAZEE AND MANY MORE TO COME.

I'd love to see footage of Ed & Elaine's living soul rocking out to Poker Face. For some reason, I think Ed will be upstairs napping, sans Randy, during their set.

ElfNinosMom · Post by **ElfNinosMom** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:02 pm

Here's a link to a Poker Face video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4EuYlRQof0w

They weren't bad, until they started singing. The lyrics are horrendous.

. · Post by . » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:22 pm

They weren't bad, until they started singing

They were the featured entertainment at FreakRepublic's 1998 "March for Justice" in DC. They stunk mightily then, and apparently nothing has changed including their propensity to perform for nut-balls.

ElfNinosMom · Post by **ElfNinosMom** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:24 pm

Imalawman wrote:Do you think the feds will really allow this to go on? I mean, this is a mockery of justice! Not only can they stay in their mansion, they can have live musicians and party it up with friends. AGH!!!!!

I agree, it's a mockery of justice. The level of preferential treatment in this case is beyond disturbing. It's disgusting.

Post by **Famspear** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:45 pm

Things are not always as they appear.

Post by **Famspear** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:52 pm

I would add that I have no personal information about what is going on. I'm saying that if I were the Browns for security reasons I would not want a big party at my house right now. It just seems to me that up 'til now, everyone who has had access to the Brown residence has had access because access was -- allowed. Right? What does that tell us?

Cpt Banjo · Post by **Cpt Banjo** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:03 pm

Famspear wrote:I would add that I have no personal information about what is going on. I'm saying that if I were the Browns for security reasons I would not want a big party at my house right now. It just seems to me that up 'til now, everyone who has had access to the Brown residence has had access because access was -- allowed. Right? What does that tell us?

Hmmm... that U.S. Marshals will disguise themselves as members of the band; hit a huge power chord that will be relayed through two 20 foot stacks of Marshall amps and that will paralyze everyone else within a 100 foot radius; and then carry the Browns off without a hitch?

Seriously, enough is enough. Take the SOB's in.

Cobalt Shiva · Post by **Cobalt Shiva** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:07 pm

Cpt Banjo wrote:
Famspear wrote:I would add that I have no personal information about what is going on. I'm saying that if I were the Browns for security reasons I would not want a big party at my house right now. It just seems to me that up 'til now, everyone who has had access to the Brown residence has had access because access was -- allowed. Right? What does that tell us?
Hmmm... that U.S. Marshals will disguise themselves as members of the band; hit a huge power chord that will be relayed through two 20 foot stacks of Marshall amps and that will paralyze everyone else within a 100 foot radius; and then carry the Browns off without a hitch?

Seriously, enough is enough. Take the SOB's in.

They need to boo Disaster Area for this concert, assuming that their sound system doesn't violate START II or SORT.

Post by **Demosthenes** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:20 pm

I wonder if Ed knows that Pokerface is an Illuminati / Nesara joint venture...

Post by **webhick** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:35 pm

Demosthenes wrote:I wonder if Ed knows that Pokerface is an Illuminati / Nesara joint venture...

Shhhhh....

Post by **grixit** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:16 pm

Oh come on-- couldn't they afford Prussian Blue?

Cobalt Shiva · Post by **Cobalt Shiva** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:17 pm

grixit wrote:Oh come on-- couldn't they afford Prussian Blue?

That left a mark . . .

Cobalt Shiva · Post by **Cobalt Shiva** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:25 pm

Isn't the lead singer taking a year off dead for tax purposes?

Dang, you're good--you remember the book AND swerve the topic back to taxes!

Doktor Avalanche · Post by **Doktor Avalanche** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:21 am

ElfNinosMom wrote:Here's a link to a Poker Face video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4EuYlRQof0w

They weren't bad, until they started singing. The lyrics are horrendous.

I was a little miffed that Morning Wood Blues wasn't invited to a slot at this gig until I watched that Poker Face video.

I may not be be the greatest musician in the world, but I do have my standards.

Doktor Avalanche · Post by **Doktor Avalanche** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:23 am

Cobalt Shiva wrote:
grixit wrote:Oh come on-- couldn't they afford Prussian Blue?
That left a mark . . .

Oh God, did it ever!

Can a brother get a keyboard alert next time? There's tequila all over my monitor!

Disilloosianed · Post by **Disilloosianed** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:47 pm

Prussian Blue is still around? I was kinda hoping Child Services would step in on that one, the mother has been so open about screwing her kids up for life.

Disilloosianed · Post by **Disilloosianed** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:56 pm

I was just thinking, how about a Quatloos-sponsored "Send Ed and Elaine to a Federal Pound You Up the *** Prison" Concert?

The slogan could be "Help Us Buy the Federal Marshalls A Brass Set"