Best TP/Sovrun One-Line Fantasies

[Judge Roy Bean]

I should also say the admin appears to be blocking my login from certain locations.

I'm not sure why you are getting that impression. I've sent you a PM asking for more details so I can figure out why you're having difficulties logging in.

webhick, it's classic "ooooh, see the evil doers try to hide the truth" BS.

It's on the same level of veracity as things like:

The judge read my [ insert drivel here ] and left the courtroom.
The officer agreed I wasn't driving in commerce and said, "have a nice day."
The prosecutor couldn't answer my questions.
The attorney for [ insert other party in a suit ] made a deal with the judge.
The judge ended the trial when I challenged her oath.
Anything VanPelt alludes to.

[wserra]

The courts seal all the good stuff so no one can see it.
Judges are afraid of the IRS.
And my favorite of all: I'm on the double secret "Do not arrest" list.

Matter of fact, this deserves its own topic.

[LPC]

The lawyers and judges all know the truth, but they're trying to keep it a secret.

More and more people are learning the truth, and the IRS's days are numbered.

[Lambkin]

The courts seal all the good stuff so no one can see it.

Unpublished opinions are the ones they are trying to hide.

[Cpt Banjo]

The fact that there are no reported cases upholding [insert wacko theory du jour] simply demonstrates that the courts have conspired to order them sealed.

[Pottapaug1938]

"Yeah, [the pet wacko tax denier theory of choice] has never worked before; but if my faith is sufficiently strong and I do not waver or back off, Truth and Justice will prevail, and I will be victorious."

(I can't help injecting the story of an attorney who sent his client a telegram reading "Justice has prevailed." The client promptly replied, "Appeal at once.")

[Judge Roy Bean]

Let us not forget these gems:

The BAR is the British Accredited Registry.♦
My name is copyrighted.
You can save your home from foreclosure/liens with a land patent.
The bank didn't loan you money for your mortgage so you don't have to pay it back.
Colloidal silver is good for you.
(And of course, anything Van Pelt writes.)

[Kestrel]

[Insert TP claim here] is not on the IRS’s official list of “frivolous” arguments!! Thus the IRS is admitting not only that it is not a “frivolous” argument but also that it has no authority refuting the argument!!

Inferior courts are those inferior to the Supreme Court and consist of Tax and Claims Courts, Bankruptcy Courts, District Courts and Courts of Appeal. Inferior court rulings are mere opinions and not binding law, thus they can be safely ignored.

[Thule]

"I gave [insert gov.agency] 30 days to deny that [insert theory] is true. They failed to reply, thus I am correct. QED."

[Kestrel]

I'm still waiting for anyone to prove [insert TP gibberish here] wrong and claim the $100,000.

[The Observer]

"There is nothing in the Internal Revenue Code that shows that I am liable for income tax."

[Pottapaug1938]

All true patriots know that "John Doe" is legally different from "JOHN DOE"; and both are legally different from "John: Doe".

[jg]

My refund check is proof that my filing is legally and factually correct.

My refund check is proof that filing [fill in method de jure] is legally correct.
For example:
The thousands of refund checks is proof the slavery reparation credits are legal.
The many refund checks issued are proof that CtC is legally correct.

The IRS must accept my return as filed since I am the only one with first hand knowledge.

My tax return is my testimony that can not be refuted by the IRS, despite the facts.

[webhick]

"The judge privately told me that I was right."

[Thule]

"I'm not a nobody in a single-wide. I am an Important Figure, a Great Scholar and Celebrated Writer. Pay attention to me."

[grixit]

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
APPLES ARE ORANGES

[Gregg]

Stand Tall Warriors!

It's actually a throwaway quote, but considering it's said by an alias in posts hidden by an IP blocker by a person proven more than a few times to be a stranger to the truth, well, it's one of those under dog situations, a stupid quote made it big, all on the strength of an even dumber delivery person.

[Cathulhu]

I'm in prison but I'm still right. Send money.

[Pottapaug1938]

"There is a significant legal difference between 'the United States of America' and 'the united States of America.'"

[nikki2]

Blah, blah, whatever ... Send money.

Fixed it for you.