Best TP/Sovrun One-Line Fantasies

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Re: Best TP/Sovrun One-Line Fantasies

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"FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES ARE NOT LAWFUL MONEY; AND [INSERT YOUR GOVERNMENTAL UNIT OF CHOICE HERE] IS PERSECUTING ME FOR DEMANDING THAT I BE ALLOWED TO RECEIVE ONLY GOLD OR SILVER INSTEAD OF FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES WHEN I AM DUE TO GET MONEY FOR ANYTHING! Ummmmm... I don't have money for a lawyer. Please send whatever money you can to help me pay for one. Federal Reserve Notes are perfectly acceptable for this...." :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Cases aren't law. Statutes aren't law. The Constitution isn't law.

(I know, that's three lines. But what's left?)
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CaptainKickback wrote:I only follow God's law. (?)
You see that, of course. The obvious problem is that - even in a universe of believers - there is no agreement as to what constitutes "God's law". The "argument" usually devolves to "I only follow my law".

Jihad, anyone?
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