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Just proving that it always *can* get more absurd.
From: OLD BUCK
Date: Jul 17, 2007 4:44 AM
Subject: Update NH E&E July 17th- Elaine opens New Office
Body: Elaine Brown has open a new fully equipped Dental office at her home in Plainfield New Hampshire (401 Town Center Road.) All former and new patients are welcome. Elaine offers full dental care. Several guest of the Live free of die concert stayed over and took advantage of Elaine’s expert experience in dental care.
At this time payment for services by check or credit card are not available and service is on a first come first served basic - emergency treatment excluded. Please spread the word.

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Demosthenes wrote:Just proving that it always *can* get more absurd.
From: OLD BUCK
Date: Jul 17, 2007 4:44 AM
Subject: Update NH E&E July 17th- Elaine opens New Office
Body: Elaine Brown has open a new fully equipped Dental office at her home in Plainfield New Hampshire (401 Town Center Road.) All former and new patients are welcome. Elaine offers full dental care. Several guest of the Live free of die concert stayed over and took advantage of Elaine’s expert experience in dental care.
At this time payment for services by check or credit card are not available and service is on a first come first served basic - emergency treatment excluded. Please spread the word.

Thanks you
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Yikes... Sterilizing items is a pretty exact science. I wonder how closely she's following the accepted practices of the industry. Not to mention administering injections, drilling, etc.

Then again, maybe they're practicing a more quint, old-timey form of rural dentistry:


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Of course she's not going to do anything according to the law. The law doesn't exist, remember?

Elaine is going to get someone killed.
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webhick wrote:Of course she's not going to do anything according to the law. The law doesn't exist, remember?

Elaine is going to get someone killed.
And then will dodge out of any liability for the death.
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And Ed and Elaine made it on NPR this morning as well.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... d=12026388

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Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:
webhick wrote:Elaine is going to get someone killed.
And then will dodge out of any liability for the death.
Not to mention she's likely to have a hard time getting malpractice insurance.

Can you see the "exclusions" page?

(1) Gunshot wounds.
(2) Insurrection.
(3) Allergic reaction to tear gas.
(4) Eye or ear injury due to flash bangs.
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wserra wrote:
Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:
webhick wrote:Elaine is going to get someone killed.
And then will dodge out of any liability for the death.
Not to mention she's likely to have a hard time getting malpractice insurance.

Can you see the "exclusions" page?

(1) Gunshot wounds.
(2) Insurrection.
(3) Allergic reaction to tear gas.
(4) Eye or ear injury due to flash bangs.
Question is: Did she ever have insurance?
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Just more evidence of Ed trying to deal with the economic reality of the situation he created. He needs cash flow to pay for basic items and he certainly isn't going to do any hard labor himself to garner it. So he is putting Elaine into the harness and have her hustle money "off the grid" by practicing medicine under less than ideal circumstances.
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Couldn't the police start picking patients up for aiding a fugitive?

I think this is a sign that they are getting desperate. If they could disable his electrical source things would move along much quicker.
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According to Ed on his radio show right now, the Feds took his
SUV this morning.

http://www.republicbroadcasting.org/ind ... listenlive

Ed sounds really drunk.
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Demosthenes wrote:According to Ed on his radio show right now, the Feds took his
SUV this morning.

http://www.republicbroadcasting.org/ind ... listenlive

Ed sounds really drunk.
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100 Quatloos says that a "follower" stole it from Ed, not the Marshals. :wink:
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Ed just said that they’re about the post the names, home addresses, and home photos of the Plainfield police officers in addition to the DOJ prosecution team. He mentioned Gillens, Coluantano, and Morse by name.
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took advantage of Elaine’s expert experience in dental care.
It's good that their followers now know how to brush and floss their tooth.
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Demosthenes wrote:Ed just said that they’re about the post the names, home addresses, and home photos of the Plainfield police officers in addition to the DOJ prosecution team. He mentioned Gillens, Coluantano, and Morse by name.
HOLD ON! They we're close enough to take the SUV, but they didn't slap handcuffs on them? I don't get it. Something is not adding up here....
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. wrote:
took advantage of Elaine’s expert experience in dental care.
It's good that their followers now know how to brush and floss their tooth.

How do we know that a TP invented the toothbrush?.......

Because if anyone else had invented it, it would have been called the "teethbrush".
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Today's guest (John Hammell) is painful to listen to. He's a 40+ year old surfer dude type who is complaining that the real purpose of cell phone towers is to irradiate us and practice mind control over us all.

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Imalawman wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:Ed just said that they’re about the post the names, home addresses, and home photos of the Plainfield police officers in addition to the DOJ prosecution team. He mentioned Gillens, Coluantano, and Morse by name.
HOLD ON! They we're close enough to take the SUV, but they didn't slap handcuffs on them? I don't get it. Something is not adding up here....
One of the followers was probably driving it at the time. Or, more realistically, the follower went in to get a six-pack of beer and some shotgun shells and when he/she came out the car was gone.

Demo's betting 100 Quatloos that it was a follower who ran off with it. I'm matching her bet and saying that it was a townsperson.
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CaptainKickback wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:Today's guest (John Hammell) is painful to listen to. He's a 40+ year old surfer dude type who is complaining that the real purpose of cell phone towers is to irradiate us and practice mind control over us all.

http://www.iahf.com
Ever seen these a**-clowns with the cell-phone and Bluetooth headset yammering away 24/7? They drive and are talking on the phone and continue to do so as they park, shop, exit the lot and drive away.

So, in a way, surf-dude is partially correct, cellphones and cellphone towers do practice mind control on some people....

As for the missing car, there is a thrid possibility - the repo man got it. :twisted:
Was the repo man named Otto?

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Today's guest (John Hammell) is painful to listen to. He's a 40+ year old surfer dude type who is complaining that the real purpose of cell phone towers is to irradiate us and practice mind control over us all.
Well, then John Hammell is a silly goose. Doesn't he know that a simple tin foil hat will solve that problem?
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