Lies my Dinar Guru Told me

[Gregg]

and here you go!

[texino]

Thanks Keef. I was looking back 389 posts to January 18 were Johnny wg El Rey de pantallas says the numbers are gonna drop and THERE IS NO STOPPING THEM! Well that was then. Now Oilcan Okie calls the RV daily (as long as he says it's not official) This has been and instructive topic not only on the unhinged greed backed by cheesy religion* but to the lengths some will go just to get a load of sycophants gushing over them in a chat room.



*I had a religious experience one time. While visiting the Sistine Chapel, I was looking at the panel where Michelangelo has God fixing to give life to Adam. In a flash, I noticed that the deflection of their fingers was kind of like the angle of the slant six engine. (IMO a divine piece of work.) I figured that the Pope should know about this, but before I could tell him the good news, I was hustled out a side door by a Jesuit Flying Squad.

[Deep Knight]

and here you go!

Darn you to heck! It was well known amongst the Dinarians that a Quatloos thread on their fantasy had to reach 25 pages before the RV (which has already happened) was announced. We were so close, but now our worthless paper is only worthless paper. Unless, of course, OkieOilSpot is right, and he always is.

OKIE OIL MAN in chat at OOM Monday afternoon
06/18/2012

DO NOT CALL ANY BANK PLEASE

[OKIE OIL MAN] Posted with the help of the grass roots Exchange Code team Last week was a rumor roller coaster but Sunday was the granddaddy! Please all dinarians remember some very simple fact:

1. RUMORS - Always consider any and all information you get as rumors until you see one of two things: #1 - A live rate on the public site such as forex and/or #2 Our group banker calls and says “Here is your FREE Exchange Code…come into the bank!” and you have the FREE Exchange Code in YOUR possession…COGITATE!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 2. PROGRESS – Always ask the question, “Have we made progress towards the RV happen?” Folks I can assure you that all the Dinar Gurus and me had great intel that made us ALL believe that it was about to happen. This proved to all Gurus that great progress was made. All dinar Guru’s have to admit that we came closer Sunday to the RV than ever before…COGITATE!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 3. GOOD & BAD – Always know that there is a Good Entity that wants the RV to happen and a Bad Entity that does not want it to happen. As a seasoned military man I can recognize Art of War maneuvers and there are major ones that have been happening. The Good side is winning and the victory is closer than ever before. Sunday proves that progress has been made…COGITATE!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 4. SURPRISE – Always know that the element of surprise can be used by the Good side just as well. The FREE Exchange Code and the RV will most likely show up when you are least expecting it…COGITATE!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 5. MUST HAPPEN – Always remember that Iraq and the world needs the RV. The only question is when and at this moment only the Good side knows when that is…but it will happen…COGITATE!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 6. COGITATE – cog×i×tate verb mean think deeply about something; mediated or reflect. Please think about what is happening and you can see progress has been made…Think!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 7. COUNSEL – Relax and wait for the FREE Exchange Code and Instructions to come to you via your fellow dinarians or via one of the email auto responders that will be available. Once you have that information review it in detail, ask question to the banker, and make your decision to what you what to do…use the Exchange Code or not…your choice…COGITATE!

[OKIE OIL MAN] 8. KEEP THE FAITH AND PRAYERS GOING UP – WITH ALL MY LOVE -- OKIE OIL MAN

[OKIE OIL MAN] GONE FOR NOW

He's gone alright, way gone, daddy-o. Just Don't Call The Banks!!!! It will delay the RV and they'll just tell you lies anyway!!!!

[Deep Knight]

Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Dinar VIP Groups - Beware and be alert
There are a number of special VIP rate Dinar Groups offering a higher rate for exchanges. Few are legitimate.

Beware and be alert.

1) Always insist on a direct exchange with the bank. No middlemen and no deposits into a custodian account.

2) Always check out the parties involved. Investigate them and check for prior histories.

3) Insist on written documentation per any bank invite. And check if the bank & bank reps are genuine.

4) Go to the bank with an armed escort.

This is a very attractive "opportunity" for the scam artist. Be careful!

Posted by John MacHaffie at 7:59 AM

Irony so thick it drips.

[Deep Knight]

The post above has gotten a comment from a particularly angry Dinarian.

1 comments:

Anonymous June 19, 2012 9:51 AM
If someone tries to rob you, and if you don't want to kill them, at least mark them permanently so that the rest of us will be able t recognize them. Take out an eye or cut off their nose. That'll work.

[Gregg]

This is a very attractive "opportunity" for the scam artist. Be careful!

That's the closest to the truth I've ever seen any Dinar Guru say, even if the intended context was still wrong.

[Gregg]

I think we should make it a point to, once every day, take a moment from our day to call a bank at random to ask them if the Iraqi Dinar RV'd today. Just for giggles.

[Pottapaug1938]

I think we should make it a point to, once every day, take a moment from our day to call a bank at random to ask them if the Iraqi Dinar RV'd today. Just for giggles.

For most of the banks around here, a question about a RV of the Iraqi dinar would bring a response "what's an Iraqi dinar?" Even with the banks which handle foreign exchange, once you get past the Canadian dollar, the British pound, the Euro, the Japanese yen and the Swiss Franc, you start getting into blank-face-response territory if you ask about any other currency, whether you are asking about an RV or just want a wad of Quatloos-denominated banknotes for your upcoming trip.

[notorial dissent]

Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Dinar VIP Groups - Beware and be alert
There are a number of special VIP rate Dinar Groups offering a higher rate for exchanges. Few are legitimate.

• Yeah, sure there are, and just how are they going to offer these higher exchanges when there is none to offer??? They're just going to be giving money away, is that it??? Back in to fantasy land again.

Beware and be alert.

• Duh!!! If we're talking about dinaridjits oxymoron time!!!

1) Always insist on a direct exchange with the bank. No middlemen and no deposits into a custodian account.

• Well, always assuming you can find a bank that wants to deal with your fantasies, and I don't think you're going to like the results one little bit.

2) Always check out the parties involved. Investigate them and check for prior histories.

• Oxymoron time again, if that were the case they wouldn't be involved in this to begin with.

3) Insist on written documentation per any bank invite. And check if the bank & bank reps are genuine.

• Like the banks are going to be handing out special invites for you to come trade in your tissue paper, uh huh, sure, and when you cash in, do I have this bridge you'll want to buy time shares in!!!

4) Go to the bank with an armed escort.

• Well, you may not have one when you go in, but you'll most likely have one when they show you way out, and ask you not to come back!!!

This is a very attractive "opportunity" for the scam artist. Be careful!

• Now would that be McHalfassed, or Okiedoakie or any of the other guru con artists you are maybe talking about, Johnny boy???

Posted by John MacHaffie at 7:59 AM

Who said McHalfwit didn't have a future in unintended comedy. I mean you couldn't make this up for anything, no one would believe you. Or in the case of some of the participants, drools!!!

Thank you DK, I've now had my giggle for the day, a bit hysterical perhaps, but a giggle none the less.

Irony so thick it drips.

[notorial dissent]

Quite true. In fact, to the best of my knowledge there are, I think maybe three banks locally who actually really handle foreign exchange, and they are the main branch, and are really big banks to begin with, and they only do it as a convenience to their customers. I would suspect the exchange rate only barely covers the teller and space time for the bank.

When I hear these yoikes talking about walking in to their local branch and asking about foreign exchange I really have to wonder if it is markedly different on the coast, or if, like everything else they go on about it is all fantasy. As Pottapaug1938 points out, if I walked into any other than the main bank around here, I would get this nice blank expression and they would ask me if I was interested in traveler's checks.

[ashlynne39]

Tuesday, June 19, 2012


4) Go to the bank with an armed escort.



Posted by John MacHaffie at 7:59 AM

Irony so thick it drips.

Hmmm, taking an "armed escort" to the bank just doesn't seem like a good idea. I can see these morons taking the armed escort into the bank too

[Deep Knight]

From the Patriots who brought you "Cash in Your Dinars Now!" and "Dinar Futures from The Past," comes "Deep Knight Armed Escort Service."

If you're a normal Dinarian, you've recently had reason to worry about unscrupulous parties trying to steal you soon-to-be-valuable currency when you go to cash it in and fly to those Nevada Sportin' and Gamin' Houses after the imminent RV. If you were wise enough to get into Dinars at the bottom (and, believe me, what you got was very much like what comes out of your bottom) you will be wise enough to hire professional help that's guaranteed not to turn their guns on you and rip you off. Armed thugs you can trust, you have the word of a fictitious online entity.

Said one satisfied customer from an earlier RV:

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So, what are you waiting for? Put a downpayment on your escort to the bank today so you'll be near the front of the line and not have to wait agonizing days waiting to cash in, what with an uncertain economy and all those ladies in the sportin' houses dying to meet you. Only $1000, or $2000 if you want us to go fully-armed, safeties-off into the bank with you, with a 10% discount for those who pay in cash wrapped in aluminum foil.

[Kestrel]

I wholeheartedly endorse Deep Knight Escort Service, he has the youngest, sexiest, and cleanest girls in town.

Ooh... this ought to be interesting.

When your client has to go to the official exchange station bank in downtown Camelspit, IRAQ (because it's the only authorized place to exchange that many dinars at once), will the Deep Knight hot young lady security escorts be carrying heavy armament under their burkas?

[Deep Knight]

Okie, if Okie is really Okie, is on the move.

Okie Oil Man new site posted Tuesday afternoon

06/19/2012

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THERE ARE MANY NEW HEALTH PRODUCTS AVAILABLE THAT MODERN SCIENCE HAS PROVIDED. IF IT CAN HELP STRENGTHEN, OR LENGTHEN ONES LIFE AND MAKE IT MORE COMFORTABLE, WE ALL NEED TO BE AWARE OF IT AND DO OUR OWN RESEARCH. THE SAME WITH TRUSTS OR A PARTICULARLY GOOD CPA, SOMETHING OR SOMEONE WHO CAN ASSIST.

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[ArthurWankspittle]

Adds paranoia to list of OOM possible issues.

[Gregg]

I am half seriously tempted to open a Dinar denominated account somewhere (europe?) and when they dinaridgits realize that when they reissue new currency most people's only option will be to travel to Iraq in person JUST TO NOT LOSE WHAT THEY ALREADY HAVE in pretty papers I'll offer to take it off their hands for say, 25% of face value, if they can get it to me FEDEX in time for me to deposit it.

I did a little thinking on another forum about the reality that awaits these dimwits when the crunch comes.
Say you have 10,000,000 in Dinar (about $8500). That's certainly more than you want to just let expire, but going to Iraq is gonna cost you twice that, and you have no assurance that they'll let you take in into the country, exchange any or above a certain amount when you get there, have to pay bribes at the border both ways to get it in and out of the country and a plane ticket to Kuwait (you can't really fly direct to Iraq easily) is upwards of $7500.

So basically, the crowd with $5000 to $50,000 dollars in Dinar are phucked. Too much to let go, not enough to make it worthwhile to exchange. But if you can get it to the Well Armed Bunker Complex in time for me to get it to MY bank to exchange, well, I'll give 25% of face value, which is flat out raping you, but at least it's something.

This is a viable plan, if I can find a bank that will accept Dinar in deposits and I can trust. Iraqi banks, of course will accept Dinar, but they're really not a place where I'd want to park my "hookers and blow" money, I'm pretty sure most US banks are running for cover whenever anyone mentions Dinar, but I'm thinking there might be something in Switzerland where I can do it, or better yet, the Caribbean, which is both cheaper to go to in person and a lot more fun.

And let's face it, as much effort as I've put into making fun of these fools, I ought to be able to make a few bucks off them. Not like I'd be the first one to bend them over.

[Gregg]

Oh my, on further reflection, I won't even give them US dollars back, I can pay them back in New Dinar! And charge $40 a pop to ship it to them in a $4 Flat Rate Priority Mail envelope!

[Cathulhu]

Adds paranoia to list of OOM possible issues.

Haven't had my coffee yet, which is probably why I read OOM as "Out Of Mana" rather than OkieOilMan, then I realized they actually could be the same.

Mars needs women. Cathulhu needs coffee.

[Deep Knight]

6-22-2012 Intel Guru Okie_Oil_Man THINGS APPEAR TO BE HAPPENING...WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED AS I GET DETAIL'S...THE GRADUATION FINAL POST IS BEING COMPOSED AS I SPEAK.

While most schools graduated in May, Okie has made his Dinar U. students wait. Now it's going to be under the hot summer sun wearing black mortarboards and gowns and listening to those Dinar Gurus drone on and on about how they were right and all the naysayers were wrong. Not very considerate of him if you ask me.

[notorial dissent]

At the rate things are progressing, certain nether regions will have frozen over before anything actually happens, and his acolytes will be freezing their whatevers off before they graduate from Dumern U.