Mass Arrests Confirmed to be Underway

[The Observer]

Well, I repacked my suitcase, bought some fresh Twinkies, and am now waiting patiently again, for the umpteenth time, to be arrested. Plus, bought a couple of new novels to pass the time in solitary confinement. I even called some of my buds at the Federal Reserve and asked them, as a personal favor to me, to drop the dime on me during their interrogations. They said they would, as soon as someone showed up to arrest them. Turns out they have been waiting as long as I have been to get escorted to their reserved jail cell, and they were not entirely sure that this was going to happen at all. In fact their supervisors have been telling them to get back to work printing up phony worthless FRNs so that the conspiracy to enslave the masses will continue.

So I went ahead and opened up one of the Twinkies. What is this world coming to when you can't even count on the Forces of Light anymore?

[Deep Knight]

What are they smoking over there?

I know McHalfwit will believe anything but what is right in front of him, but this is ridiculous.

I don’t know, I’ve been receiving rather disturbing reports from my inside contacts 38 levels above the president, and this might very well be true. A bit more of a concern for me, as I’m in the top ten of the Enemies of the White House’s Enemies list.
Rather than give into paranoia, I’ll continue my crusade for evil and badness until the last minute, posting here at Quatloos until they pry my cold, dead finger from my keyboard. If you don’t hear from me for a few days there’s only one possible conclusion, I’ve been mass arrested. Please call my lawyers: Dewey Cheatham and Howe, 1 Kangaroo Ct., Satanville TN, 37666

Well, I repacked my suitcase, bought some fresh Twinkies, and am now waiting patiently again, for the umpteenth time, to be arrested. Plus, bought a couple of new novels to pass the time in solitary confinement. I even called some of my buds at the Federal Reserve and asked them, as a personal favor to me, to drop the dime on me during their interrogations. They said they would, as soon as someone showed up to arrest them. Turns out they have been waiting as long as I have been to get escorted to their reserved jail cell, and they were not entirely sure that this was going to happen at all. In fact their supervisors have been telling them to get back to work printing up phony worthless FRNs so that the conspiracy to enslave the masses will continue.

So I went ahead and opened up one of the Twinkies. What is this world coming to when you can't even count on the Forces of Light anymore?

Um, er, you didn't get the memo on the "Chemtwinkies?" I suggest you get rid of them, wearing rubber gloves if possible. Other than that, I'm taking the same approach. Nothing keeps you from getting bored by waiting like hard, honest work, like causing death and destruction on a global scale. Hey, it's a living.

[The Observer]

...Democrat John McCain,...

Ok, I think I figured out my problem. I didn't realize that the Republican John McCain was not on the arrest list. I been hanging out around the Arizona Senator all this time in the hopes that his aura would rub off on me and get me moved up higher on the arrest list. I should have been operating in the circle of this Democrat McCain guy, whoever he is, instead. I have been trying to look him up and figure out what office he was voted into, but with no luck. I did get one possible lead that he is really is the clone of the Republican McCain and they just alternate days in office.

[Deep Knight]

Don't panic, I'm OK.

I hid out in the heart of the Las Vegas strip, surrounded by monumental examples of bad architecture, gambling, and heavy drinking - a sure fire recipe for keeping the forces of good away. The Blue Man Group was good though. Then it was off to Death Valley (surprise, given the turn of my latest adventure, but I assure you this is coincidental) and back to hell, er, Vegas for Halloween, although I stayed in Boulder City (at the historic and very nice Boulder Dam Hotel). Unfortunately, my boss said there were no arrests while I was gone and is questioning my expense report, so I had to put it in my adventure, although as I said, it's not.

I am a bit disappointed nobody called Dewey, Cheatham and Howe to tell them I had disappeared. I know how it is, you don't want to get involved, but I suggest an anonymous message or even a flaming bag of dog poo on their front porch and ringing the doorbell, but let them know I'm in trouble, although of course I wasn't really, but very well could have been had Drake been telling the truth. By the way, how come there's been no discussion of this on MacHaffie's RAP-NESARA forum?

[notorial dissent]

By the way, how come there's been no discussion of this on MacHaffie's RAP-NESARA forum?

Other, more pressing psycho-pathology?????