Taxpayer scares bejeebus out of IRS

Quixote
Quatloosian Master of Deception
Posts: 1542
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:00 am
Location: Sanhoudalistan

Taxpayer scares bejeebus out of IRS

Post by Quixote »

Harvey, posting as Nationwide on Lost Horizons, attributes a standard penalty waiver to "scar[ing] the bejeebus outta the IRS" with lawful money gibberish.
This company was penalized for paying late, didn't pay the penalties, and the IRS then threatened levy/seizure. But something in the company's 843 Request for Abatement scared the bejeebus outta the IRS as they granted entire forgiveness:
http://savingtosuitorsclub.net/showthread.php?681
The company's penalty abatement request contained the sentence, "If the IRS were to levy our bank account property interesting legal and jurisdictional issues would result considering that a portion of said account contains redeemed lawful money pursuant to 12 USC Section 411." That doesn't make sense even under Van Pelt's wildest version of the "redeeming lawful money" bullsh!t. The company's Form 843 and attachment are reproduced at http://savingtosuitorsclub.net/showthread.php?681 . Typically, the "suitor" who posted it did not provide a copy of IRS's substantive response from which one might glean the actual reason the granted the waiver.
"Here is a fundamental question to ask yourself- what is the goal of the income tax scam? I think it is a means to extract wealth from the masses and give it to a parasite class." Skankbeat
Famspear
Knight Templar of the Sacred Tax
Posts: 7668
Joined: Sat May 19, 2007 12:59 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Taxpayer scares bejeebus out of IRS

Post by Famspear »

Yaawwwnn....

Yep, looks like a standard penalty waiver to me, too.

Poor Harvey.

I mean Harvester.

Uh, I mean Nationwide.

Or Libre. Johnny. Johnthetaxist. Johnnycash. John Travis Harvester. Whatever. I bet the kid has more names than His Royal Highness Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor-Mountbatten, Prince of Wales, Duke of Rothesay, Duke of Cornwall, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles and Prince and Great Steward of Scotland.

And I'll bet Harvey has more delusions than Irwin Schiff.
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
Cpt Banjo
Fretful leader of the Quat Quartet
Posts: 782
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:56 pm
Location: Usually between the first and twelfth frets

Re: Taxpayer scares bejeebus out of IRS

Post by Cpt Banjo »

Not to mention Sir Loin of Beef, Earl of Cloves, Duke of Brittingham, Baron of Munchhausen, Essence of Myrrh, Milk of Magnesia, and Quarter of Ten.

Image

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYbV_TMYUc
"Run get the pitcher, get the baby some beer." Rev. Gary Davis
LPC
Trusted Keeper of the All True FAQ
Posts: 5233
Joined: Sun Mar 02, 2003 3:38 am
Location: Earth

Re: Taxpayer scares bejeebus out of IRS

Post by LPC »

Quixote wrote:Typically, the "suitor" who posted it did not provide a copy of IRS's substantive response from which one might glean the actual reason the granted the waiver.
The "Statement of Adjustment to Your Account" from the IRS states that it is the result of "your inquiry of July 19, 2012."

But the "suitor" doesn't supply a copy of that, either.

So we don't know what the suitor said, and we don't know why the IRS did what it did, and from that we are supposed to believe that the abatement was due to some gibberish about "lawful money"?

And how can "lawful money" be in a bank account? A bank account is nothing but electronic ones and zeros in a computer that show the amount of the debt owed by the bank to the depositor, to be repaid in any "legal tender." The amount of the deposit is not backed by gold, or even by the full faith and credit of the United States. It's only backed by the full faith and credit of the bank (insured by the FDIC).

Pretty soon, they'll be arguing that gift cards are "lawful money."
Dan Evans
Foreman of the Unified Citizens' Grand Jury for Pennsylvania
(And author of the Tax Protester FAQ: evans-legal.com/dan/tpfaq.html)
"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.