The Secret Covenant of the Illuminati

[Deep Knight]

For all of you who haven't done the yearly online training and acknowledged it using this the secret handshake

The Secret Covenant of the Illuminati

THE SECRET COVENANT

An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception. Those who will see it will be thought of as insane. We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us. We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive. Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur. We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute. We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. Death will come to he who speaks.

We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite. We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening. We will use soft metals, ageing accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air. They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn. The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison. The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems. From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information. The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear. We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far. We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.

Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons. They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know
their true effect. When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it is for their help. We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things. When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future. When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine. We will render them docile and weak before us by our power. They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison. We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self. We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it all. Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say. If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.

We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides. We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan. They will perform the labour for us and we shall prosper from their toil. Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.

We will make them kill each other when it suits us. We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion. We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how. We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves. We will foment animosity between them through our factions. When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best. We will make them rip each other's hearts apart and kill their own children. We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend. The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers. They will be busy killing each other. They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbours for as long as we see fit. We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.

We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths. We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished. We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds. We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this. The tools will be provided by their labour. We will make them hate themselves and their neighbours. We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know! They must never know that colour is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.

Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal. We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them. We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have. We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt. When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media. We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favour.

When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that. They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons. We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us. The recruits will be called "initiates" and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms. Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth. They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us. For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars. They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment. This they will never know. The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late. Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves. When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison. They will live in self-delusion.

When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin. Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial. But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW. If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action. They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen. Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter. This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.

This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.

This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist. It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself.

And heed our word, so mote it be.

[fortinbras]

I won't deny that "mote", in the last line, is - or rather was - English, but this document is supposedly a translation (from something 18th century, maybe German, maybe Latin) into modern American. So what translator would provide modern words like "technology" and yet stretch into Shakespearean vocabulary for "mote"??

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PS: I keep asking people who claim to know the Illuminati, Where is their HQ? How can I join?? I figure I'd like to be with the winning side for a change. So tell me, How can I join?

[LightinDarkness]

I sometimes wonder what kind of delusional state one has to be in to both (1) write this kind of stuff and then (2) spread it to other CTers and act like its real. I mean, what kind of world does a conspiracy theorist live in when hes sitting at home and goes "I know, I'll make a spooky sounding fake Illuminati covenant and spread it amongst all my enlightened CT friends...who will believe I've found something real because they are all just so smart!"

I especially love that they used "so mote it be" as its how masons close their ecumenical prayers.

[Deep Knight]

The Secret Covenant of the Jewish Secret Society Known As the Order of the Illuminati: as Read on Dallas Debt Discussion by Tad on 9-6-2010

This text came from The Bankindex who claim NOT to know who he or she is. The piece came in through one of their forms and the Author left an unusable e-mail address.

Posted by John MacHaffie at 8:31 AM 0 comments

This came from a transcription of a video posted on MacHaffie's site this morning. A caller read it over the air, and the host made comments about how first-time listeners wouldn't understand the soft metals comment. For this reason I believe he either made it up or modified something that was supposed to have been translated from the 18th century.

I also find it kind of strange that it doesn't talk about anything except the nasty stuff we Illuminati are gonna do to people. Why? Where's the stuff about amassing riches and bending men to our wills? Frankly, if this is all the Dark Agenda did, why bother?

But, you gotta admit, thwarting prosperity is fun in-and-of itself. Look at the latest fail on the RV. It's like Charlie Brown kicking the football with Lucy holding.

[AndyK]

PS: I keep asking people who claim to know the Illuminati, Where is their HQ? How can I join?? I figure I'd like to be with the winning side for a change. So tell me, How can I join?

The location of the headquarters is secret -- even to the highest level of the admitted. Rumor has it that the HQ is somewhere in a North African blind mole rat burrow, but all attempts to verify that have eaulted in agonizingly painful near-death experiences.

As to membership, you ARE a member. Didn't you check the message that was posted for you on the Aldebran bulletin board?

[Gregg]

PS: I keep asking people who claim to know the Illuminati, Where is their HQ? How can I join?? I figure I'd like to be with the winning side for a change. So tell me, How can I join?

The location of the headquarters is secret -- even to the highest level of the admitted. Rumor has it that the HQ is somewhere in a North African blind mole rat burrow, but all attempts to verify that have eaulted in agonizingly painful near-death experiences.

As to membership, you ARE a member. Didn't you check the message that was posted for you on the Aldebran bulletin board?

HQ is in Argillite, Kentucky. Really. You have much to learn....

[Deep Knight]

Enough of this silliness, here's the real thing. A simple Google search would have shown this idiot where to download it off the Illuminati website. Nothing what-so-ever about Jews or soft metals.

Illuminati Creed

I pledge allegiance to the Illuminati, and to the Dark Agenda for which it stands. One New World Order, indivisible, with slavery and injustice for all who aren’t of the bloodlines.

We will become rich on the backs of those not of our bloodlines. We will make 2.15% per day interest, weekdays only, on our investments and not share these high yield investments or prime bank rates with others not of the bloodlines. We will hoard gold, silver, platinum, and other precious metals and not let others use them to aid in their prosperity. Through our banker partners we will make money with a signature by issuing mortgages with no risk to us and then foreclose upon said properties when anything is said about it. We will control the money supply, supply the money and the control the means of control. We are the job creators. We are too big to fail. We are the 1% of the 1% that makes the other 99% of the 1% look like the 99%. We are gods of this earth.

We will not tolerate goodness or niceness. We will promote evilness and naughtiness, especially where it concerns young, comely, young girls alone in the city for the first time. We will promote disease, hunger, licentiousness, licensing, lice, other vermin, one world government, suicide, apostasy, and bedwetting. We will make all religions and churches illegal and impose Sharia Law. We will deflower young virgins, middle-aged virgins, old virgins, and those whose virginal status has lapsed through lack of use. We will promote drunkenness, opium smoking, marijuana smoking, banana smoking, LSD dropping, mushroom eating, and peyote enemas. We will ridicule restraint and virtue by making pleasure seem pleasurable and sex sexy. We will rob the young of their youth and the old of their golden years, debasing the women in between even though we say they’ve aged badly while men of the same age are thought of as being at the height of their masculinity, which is our doing too. We will make slaves out of the sub-humans who are not of our bloodlines and don’t have the “666” tattoo.

But enough about the daily chores, how about the benefits? We of the bloodlines will have all the power, the money, and the women we desire. And if we are women, then hunky young beefcakes or whatever they wish, ‘cause quite frankly if it’s two women we don’t have a problem with that as long as we get to watch. We will squeeze every penny out of the poor, grind the middle class under the heel of our socialist jackboot through our corporations and banks. We will collect unpaid library fines and user fees with rudeness and threats. We will live like kings and queens while the peasants toil in the fields, and when they prematurely die after a life of pain, we will pee on their graves and laugh.

This we swear, to almighty Satan, lord of the world and Chief Executive Officer of The New World Order, LLC, so help us God.

[Deep Knight]

This document and it's references to soft metals was so strange I wanted to find out where it came from and what the references meant. Besides that the writer was batsh!t crazy.

G. Edward Griffin, who believes almost anything you tell him about the Illuminati, got a copy of it in 2004. He said, "...I received an email copy of a document entitled The Secret Covenant. It appeared to be the blueprint for a master conspiracy to dominate the world. The author was anonymous, and the original text, dated June 21, 2002, came from a non-functioning email address. Nevertheless, it was so convincing that the lady who sent it to me believed it was an authentic message from a member of the Illuminati."

The sender was a lady from Canada who said, "It is so powerful in its statement that you cannot imagine it to be a hoax; anyone with a sane mind will notice that we are already in that world. I just feel it is warning us, but how many will believe it. You and I know that that world is here. What amazes me is that one of the “Illuminattis” is actually warning us."

The basic text appears to be the same, perhaps with a few lines appended, but with soft metals. G Edward Griffin believed these WERE the things the Illuminati were doing, but, " I believe it is a fairly accurate summary of what is really happening in our world, and it may correctly expresses the dark motives of the highest masters who pursue such plans, but it is highly unlikely that any of them would describe their agenda with such self-condemning language. If they ever put such a plan into print (which would be foolish of them), the language would be couched and self-serving, making every act seem justified and wise. ... There are plenty of authentic documents and elements of verifiable history to prove almost everything stated in The Secret Covenant. We do not need to invent anything to make our friends take notice."

Yeah, the old "it's false but it's true" excuse.

As for soft metals, all I came up with was a re-working of the "covenant" as a warning with "They" in place of "We" and a few "you can't take what a sovereign soul doesn't give up" pep talk at the end. In the video MacHaffie put up, the host and caller talk about aluminum, mercury and lead, but then again gold and platinum and potassium are soft (not as soft as mercury at room temperature, but it's a liquid) and the first two conspiracy theorists LOVE and the last they need as an essential nutrient.