Fake MLM Opportunity

[webhick]

Don't do the tax advice, do a juice drink concentrate that works out to a final retail price of about $35 a pint. I'm always amazed by the people who raise the roof over $4 gas who then pay ten times that for a off flavor cranberry juice.

Fixed it for you.

[The Observer]

Don't do the tax advice, do a juice drink concentrate that works out to a final retail price of about $35 a gallon. I'm always amazed by the people who raise the roof over $4 gas who then pay ten times that for a off flavor cranberry juice.

Then you are missing out on the real money. Just take that juice drink and repackage it as a gasoline additive that claims to increase MPG by a factor of 250% to infinity and beyond.

[Pottapaug1938]

Maybe the ads ought to show a picture of Gregg's prize automobiles. We don't need to make any false representations; we only need to let the credulous draw their own conclusions.

[Kestrel]

We need prizes for "team-building."

I'm thinking month-long stays in fabulous offshore time-shares overlooking white sand beaches, and round-the-world cruises in luxury yachts.We can hook up with the folks who send out postcards in the mail for Your Free Vacation - "last chance - we've been trying to reach you."

[GlimDropper]

If you want to look "authentic" then I'm here to tell you that ya'll are being WaAaay too product focused. Sure, we need a product but only customers (if there are any) care about the product, we need to focus on the opportunity. THAT is how you sell these things.

Matrix, unilevel or the good old stair step break away are all more important to the opportunity seeker than the ORAC value of the jungle juice or the claims (which haven't been reviewed by the FDA) we can make about the nutraceuticals. What we need is a ONE OF A KIND, PATENT PENDING and THE MOST POWERFUL® comp plan ever.

I recommend we come out with the worlds first hybrid unilevel-matrix plan so at the same time we blather on about spill over we can hype Aussie pass ups. Yes, we will need to raise MC Escher from the grave to draw our power point presentation but the Illuminati has Necromancers on retainer for just such occasions.

On a similar note after a very lengthy regurgitation of a million and one pitches about the power of duplication we could make cryptic reference to our impending cloning service. I mean really, how better to benefit from the duplication of your effort than the duplication of yourself? Of course, in this context the cloning service would only be of value to our affiliates so selling the service couldn't be commissionable. But we're already ahead of the game with the Aussie pass ups because the first, third, fifth and every fifth recruit after that your clone makes ends up in your personal downline.

That's Gold Jerry, Gold !!!

[Kestrel]

What we need is a ONE OF A KIND, PATENT PENDING and THE MOST POWERFUL® comp plan ever.

I recommend we come out with the worlds first hybrid unilevel-matrix plan so at the same time we blather on about spill over we can hype Aussie pass ups. Yes, we will need to raise MC Escher from the grave to draw our power point presentation but the Illuminati has Necromancers on retainer for just such occasions.

You're brilliant!

The biggest problem with the traditional two-dimensional comp plan in every other MLM is that the money only flows in one way - up - and the team only grows in one way - down. Sure, you can split the branches and weave them in innovative directions, but it still only grows down. Eventually the bottom of the triangular-shaped its-not-a-pyramid structure grows too broad, you run out of people to recruit, and the whole thing has to collapse under its own weight.

Now notice the power of this FOUR-dimensional perpetual comp plan. Growth is continuous in ALL directions. At some point EVERYONE is always on top. And you never run out of people to recruit because the entire structure is cyclical through Space and Time.



Once you get the structure in place, the victims... err, lemmings... err, counselors? shepherds? quarterbacks? escorts? pilots? mentors? Well, whatever we call them, they'll come crawling out of the woodwork to join.

[wserra]

they'll come crawling out of the woodwork to join.

. . . and wind up in the resulting woodcuts.

Very nice, Kestrel.