Lauren Hill's tax evasion reason

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In addition to serving three months in prison, Hill must pay a $60,000 fine. After she is released from prison, she will be under parole supervision for a year, the first three months of which will be spent under home confinement.

Hill pleaded guilty last year to failing to pay taxes on more than $1.8 million earned from 2005 to 2007. Monday's sentencing also took into account unpaid state and federal taxes in 2008 and 2009 that brought the total earnings to about $2.3 million.

Despite having paid more than $900,000 in the past several days, Hill still owes interest and penalties, the U.S. attorney's office said.
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Looks as if she got miseducated again.
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The Observer wrote:
I had an economic system imposed on me.
That would really be unfair - except that everyone of us has had an economic system imposed on us. It's called "life."
Except that hers was "life plus $1.8M in three years". Lot of folks would appreciate that type of "imposition".
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"I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them," Hill said before U.S. Magistrate Madeline Cox Arleo. "I had an economic system imposed on me."

I'm guessing that there was no downward departure for acceptance of responsibility.
"Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual," Hill wrote. "I did not deliberately abandon my fans, nor did I deliberately abandon any responsibilities, but I did however put my safety, health and freedom and the freedom, safety and health of my family first over all other material concerns! I also embraced my right to resist a system intentionally opposing my right to whole and integral survival."
Psycho-babble BS, with a twist of Marxism (being paid for her work alienated her from the product of her labor).

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Lauren Hill wrote:Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual.....
:violin:

The "inherent" nature of the individual? Is that the part of the "nature" of the individual that is the opposite of some other part that is "not inherent"? Are there aspects of the nature of the individual that do not "inhere"? Some parts inhere and others don't, I guess.

Does Lauren like to use fancy words she doesn't really understand very well?
....but I did however put my safety, health and freedom and the freedom, safety and health of my family first over all other material concerns!
Oh, please. Give us a break.

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I also embraced my right to resist a system intentionally opposing my right to whole and integral survival.
Resisting a "system intentionally opposing" your "right" to "whole and integral survival"?

Waaaaaaaaahhhh!
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Is this supposed to actually mean something? What a load of stuffy, pretentious crap!
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Famspear wrote:Resisting a "system intentionally opposing" your "right" to "whole and integral survival"?
It's about this time that you start wondering if Lauren thought she was really fighting the Borg instead of the tax system. She obviously was ignoring the "resistance is futile, prepare to be assimilated" message.
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wserra wrote:Except that hers was "life plus $1.8M in three years". Lot of folks would appreciate that type of "imposition".
I am willing to bet that Lauren would claim it wasn't the money, it was the principal for which she was fighting.
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One could say that the gov't is killing her softly with that sentence.
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The Observer wrote:
wserra wrote:Except that hers was "life plus $1.8M in three years". Lot of folks would appreciate that type of "imposition".
I am willing to bet that Lauren would claim it wasn't the money, it was the principal for which she was fighting.
It's not the principal, it's the interest. :twisted:
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Arthur Rubin wrote:It's not the principal, it's the interest.
My bad. I keep mixing up the proper usage of "principal" vs. "principle." But, in keeping with the theme of this thread, this is not my fault since English is my first language and was imposed on me at my birth.
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The Observer wrote:
Arthur Rubin wrote:It's not the principal, it's the interest.
My bad. I keep mixing up the proper usage of "principal" vs. "principle." But, in keeping with the theme of this thread, this is not my fault since English is my first language and was imposed on me at my birth.
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Cathulhu wrote:
The Observer wrote:
Arthur Rubin wrote:It's not the principal, it's the interest.
My bad. I keep mixing up the proper usage of "principal" vs. "principle." But, in keeping with the theme of this thread, this is not my fault since English is my first language and was imposed on me at my birth.
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I moved stija's attempt to hijack this thread to it's own thread here.
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Hill started her prison sentence today:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/08/showbiz/c ... ?hpt=hp_t2
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"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

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