Title for Hilfskreuzer Möwe

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Re: Title for Hilfskreuzer Möwe

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wserra wrote:Gotta be a least a little snarky.
Well, that's why I made my suggestion. A bearer of the Hilfskreuzer Möwe name needs a maritime title of Tirpitzian grandeur; and we of Quatloos deserve to have our very own navy.
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I think it was Gregg that came up with my title and I consider it a great name. Any inspirations this time around Gregg?
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Admiral, HMS Royal Sovereign

It was a real ship. Actually, that name was used for eight ships between the 17th and 20 centuries.
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I know with my title it just kinda appeared one day and no one would take the blame...errr.. credit for it, somewhere around the 300? mark. However; I do believe that as far as on point content is concerned with the TP and scam parts of the forum, Mowe is well ahead of where I was. And may well be ahead of where I am now.
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Lord High Chancellor of Admiralty Jurisdiction

Or perhaps something containing a bad pun associating 'privy' with admiralty ?

(Unless someone can come up with something containing at least one 'ou' (as in colour) or umlaut)
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Quatloosian Raider of Sovereign Commerce
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Riverboat Captain, Canadian Division.

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Some great suggestions. I'm keeping out of it because I'm useless at this sort of thing. I like wserra's because it is on theme with how mowe choses to self-identify. Not that yours isn't great too Webhick!
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AndyK wrote:Exalted Zamboni of Canadian Tax Skaters

To the point and, for fun, make it Zamböni
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Nanook the Regulator?

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wserra wrote:Quatloosian Raider of Sovereign Commerce
Ditto. I think this matches very well the pirate theme of Quatloos. Perhaps we should place "Canadian" in front of "Sovereign" so we can display how international Quatloos has become.
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Raider of Northern Sovereign Commerce.

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Commodore-Enforcer, the Aquatic Dominion of Canada
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wserra wrote:Raider of Northern Sovereign Commerce.

Not every rank need be "Quatloosian".
I like that one.
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Allow me to rephrase my own entry: Northern Raider of Sovereign Commerce.

C'mon, guys, let's hear some creativity. We have two pending ranks to wrap up, and a couple more waiting in the wings.
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Ok, Northern Raider of Sovereign Commerce sounds good to me.
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wserra wrote:Allow me to rephrase my own entry: Northern Raider of Sovereign Commerce.

C'mon, guys, let's hear some creativity. We have two pending ranks to wrap up, and a couple more waiting in the wings.
Northern Raider brings chilling visions of Viking warriors. And rugby players. Cool. I don't think we've acknowledged any Vikings yet, and that fits perfectly with the nautical aspect.

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Tuurngasuk of Northern Quatloosia?
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