France Is Going To The Cats.

[The Observer]

In my continuing saga of documenting how animals taking over the world is the REAL conspiracy (evil gun-toting squirrels were the rage a few years back), now comes this spine-tingling evidence that the plot thickens.

[notorial dissent]

So you're saying the Moggies are massing??? Maybe an anti-canine sympathizer hit squad??

[ArthurWankspittle]

I'm sorry but I'm claiming provocation here: she walked through a bunch of cats with a poodle? Unless this was a standard poodle (which is a large and handsome animal) then we can assume it was a miniature poodle which would appear as nothing but a self propelled snack with random bits of fluff attached to a gang of feral cats.
A.W. (who believes dogs should be larger than cats and any small mutant dogs get what they deserve off cats )

[AndyK]

At least she wasn't assaulted by a bunch of flying cows -- with bad accents.

[The Dog]

I'm sorry but I'm claiming provocation here: she walked through a bunch of cats with a poodle? Unless this was a standard poodle (which is a large and handsome animal) then we can assume it was a miniature poodle which would appear as nothing but a self propelled snack with random bits of fluff attached to a gang of feral cats.
A.W. (who believes dogs should be larger than cats and any small mutant dogs get what they deserve off cats) )

Many years ago, we visited some relatives with the family standard poodle. Unknown to us, they had a cat which they had evicted to the garden when we came in. The dog suddenly darted into another room where it encountered the resident cat which had crept back in unnoticed. The next thing we heard was a loud crash resulting from the cat jumping through a glass window to evade the dog. The cat was later found to be completely unhurt.

AW would not be suprised that this poodle had nothing but contempt for small poodles.