Essential Verbiage
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Essential Verbiage
If you are going to write a sovrun/freeman on the land document, which magic words would you include to make the ebil gummint crawl back into its hole? I'll start things off with:
"Notice to Agent is Notice to Principal. Notice to Principal is Notice to Agent." If you want to writer "Principle" instead of "Principal", that's okay, because nitpicking about spelling is elitist and un-Amurrican.
"Notice to Agent is Notice to Principal. Notice to Principal is Notice to Agent." If you want to writer "Principle" instead of "Principal", that's okay, because nitpicking about spelling is elitist and un-Amurrican.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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Re: Essential Verbiage
Nunc Pro Tunc.
Always, always, always say Nunc Pro Tunc.
SMS Möwe
Always, always, always say Nunc Pro Tunc.
SMS Möwe
That’s you and your crew, Mr. Hilfskreuzer. You’re just like a vampire, you must feel quite good about while the blood is dripping down from your lips onto the page or the typing, uhm keyboard there... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNMoUnUiDqg at 11:25]
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Let us not forget the ultimate magic words - "refusal for cause."
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Re: Essential Verbiage
All Rights Reserved UCC-(insert magic chapter de jour)
Taxes are the price we pay for a free society and to cover the responsibilities of the evaders
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Accepted for Value.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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But only if the "U" stands for "Universal".AndyK wrote:All Rights Reserved UCC-(insert magic chapter de jour)
And there's the ultimately ironic sentence in any such document:
- Ignorance of the law is no excuse!
That’s you and your crew, Mr. Hilfskreuzer. You’re just like a vampire, you must feel quite good about while the blood is dripping down from your lips onto the page or the typing, uhm keyboard there... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNMoUnUiDqg at 11:25]
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I am asserting collateral estoppel, arresting the bond, standing on the land, revoking all contracts, redeeming my account, discharging the debt, publishing the default, cracking the code, rebutting the presumptions, tapping my custom deck, tiptoeing through the tulips, keeping calm and carrying on, and gleaming the cube--
-- Like a boss!
-- Like a boss!
Three cheers for the Lesser Evil!
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And I'm getting a vintage flapper dress made entirely of gold fringe, so I can be Admiral of All the Navies. Hi, sailor!
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Re: Essential Verbiage
We The People.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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Re: Essential Verbiage
Should Magna Carta be included somewhere (to avoid the British, strictly the English, feeling left out)?
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Of course! It was invalidated almost immediately, and only a couple of its provisions have any general relation to today's world; but why ruin a perfectly good delusion with facts?The Dog wrote:Should Magna Carta be included somewhere (to avoid the British, strictly the English, feeling left out)?
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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Unrebutted.
With that magical word, that means anything you say is 100% true and no court of law can question you.
I am the President. Unrebutted.
File that statement in the UCC registry, and BAM, move into the White House. At least according to Heather Tucci-Jarraf.
With that magical word, that means anything you say is 100% true and no court of law can question you.
I am the President. Unrebutted.
File that statement in the UCC registry, and BAM, move into the White House. At least according to Heather Tucci-Jarraf.
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Re: Essential Verbiage
due process
subject-matter jurisdiction
de jure and not de facto
pro per and not pro se
rule of law
sui juris
special appearance
subject-matter jurisdiction
de jure and not de facto
pro per and not pro se
rule of law
sui juris
special appearance
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"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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Surely the most powerful key on any $ovrun's keyboard is the colon is it not?
Insert that punctuation mark between the Christian name and surname on any legal document, step back, then observe how tptb crumble before your very eyes.
Insert that punctuation mark between the Christian name and surname on any legal document, step back, then observe how tptb crumble before your very eyes.
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It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
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Re: Essential Verbiage
Y'all forgot the references to the Bill of Rights in the U.S. Constitution. But only the first ten. The others were all passed by the corporate authority.
By the way, that also refers to y'all Canucks and other subjects of the Queen.
And also, that's my unalienable, as opposed to inalienable, rights you all are making fun of in here.![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
By the way, that also refers to y'all Canucks and other subjects of the Queen.
And also, that's my unalienable, as opposed to inalienable, rights you all are making fun of in here.
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Musn't forget the Articles of Confederation and the NW Ordinance, as they over rule everything else.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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I had to look this one up to get it right. It's not sovereign but it ought to be (and will be as effective):
Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
Taken from the radio comedy "Round the Horne"
Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
Taken from the radio comedy "Round the Horne"
Full script here: http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/fabulosa/law.htm heavily laden with homosexual innuendo from the days when homosexuality was illegal in England.JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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If you do not respond within 14 days, accompanied with a payment of {insert obscene amount} in 99.0% silver dollars, then ... ... ...
Taxes are the price we pay for a free society and to cover the responsibilities of the evaders
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Well, has to be silver or gold at least, platinum is too esoteric for them and wasn't mentioned in the constitution somewhere, so it can't be worth anything, and the number has to be so big they can't even contemplate how big it is.
Also, mustn't leave out ipso facto!!
Also, mustn't leave out ipso facto!!
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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Re: Essential Verbiage
Nunc Pro Bunc, Pretty Pretty Please.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools