Broken tail light leads to 8 days in jail

Lambkin · Post by **Lambkin** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:34 am

Introducing Erasmus Omolo Abong
http://www.rockdalenews.com/section/1/article/19078/

A broken tag light snowballed into eight days of jail for a Conyers man who tried to use "sovereign citizen" tactics and arguments, including walking out of his own trial before jury selection.

Post by **The Observer** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:46 am

And another paytriot heads down the Highway of Phail to his unavoidable destination.

davids · Post by **davids** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:57 am

Well, he "obviously" failed to correctly ask for their oath of office!

Yes, I'm kidding. Of course he's a fool!

Post by **grixit** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:48 am

Erastus, not Erasmus.

And now, sorry everyone, but i have to do it:

Each sovereign knows you must keep on your toes
Lest some fascist do you some wrong
And the swiftest to fight, to preserve every right
Was Erastus Omolo Abong

davids · Post by **davids** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:23 am

Under normal circumstances it would be rude to question whether that is his real last name...

Post by **Judge Roy Bean** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:49 pm

grixit wrote:Erastus, not Erasmus.

And now, sorry everyone, but i have to do it:

Each sovereign knows you must keep on your toes
Lest some fascist do you some wrong
And the swiftest to fight, to preserve every right
Was Erastus Omolo Abong

[Sound of gavel]

You are hereby fined five Quatloos - pay the clerk on the way out

Unidyne · Post by **Unidyne** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:56 am

Judge Roy Bean wrote:
grixit wrote:
[Sound of gavel] You are hereby fined five Quatloos - pay the clerk on the way out

How much would that be in Bitcoins?

Post by **Pottapaug1938** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:22 pm

Unidyne wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:
grixit wrote:
[Sound of gavel] You are hereby fined five Quatloos - pay the clerk on the way out
How much would that be in Bitcoins?

Grixit should pay the fine in Iraqi dinars -- after all, they will be worth much, much more, any day now.

Post by **The Observer** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:14 pm

Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Unidyne wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:
[Sound of gavel] You are hereby fined five Quatloos - pay the clerk on the way out
How much would that be in Bitcoins?
Grixit should pay the fine in Iraqi dinars -- after all, they will be worth much, much more, any day now.

Not sure why grixit is being griefed like this for attempting to bring a little culture to this site by way of spoofing Percy French's "Abdul Abulbul Amir." If there is to be any punishment, it should be that he is forced to finish the rest of the poem and include a competing sovrun to confront Erastus.

GlimDropper · Post by **GlimDropper** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 5:26 pm

The Observer wrote:
Not sure why grixit is being griefed like this for attempting to bring a little culture to this site by way of spoofing Percy French's "Abdul Abulbul Amir." If there is to be any punishment, it should be that he is forced to finish the rest of the poem and include a competing sovrun to confront Erastus.

A Sover'eign maiden in poverty waits,
till they re'val the dinar or the dong.
Then the prayer to Ba'ail for freedom she makes
will be for Erastus Omolo Abong.

Post by **grixit** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:33 pm

Fortunately, i can easily pay out of the secret fund linked to my driver's license number.

Post by **grixit** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:06 pm

Unfortunately i'm not feeling creative enough for a sage fight. But here is the other contender so that someone else can finish the poem:

There are speakers whose words soar the skies just like birds
And their wisdom is spread on the wind
But the ultimate sage of our own current age
Was Kent Doctor Dino Hovind

Quatloos!

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