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I think I just heard the most hysterical phone call yet from everyones favorite fruitloops at RuSA. In the recording of this week's Fake Congress meeting, one of the Fake Congressmen ("David") made an incredible 30 minute speech...well, more like a screed. You have to listen to parts of this to appreciate the sheer insanity, I was at points laughing and at other points scared this guy was going to go out and start shooting people:

http://www.republicoftheunitedstates.or ... -06242014/

Fake Congressman David made a rambling screed detailing how he has been called to his position by God and gave his entire life story about how he began realizing how crazy the government is after he served in the navy. Then at other points he is referring to Jesus on a white horse, screaming GIVE ME LIBERTY, and screaming that he would rather die than not be free. This guy...is one of the craziest I've heard.

Start at the ~30-40 minute mark for the entertainment.
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I think the response to that is thorazine stat, lots and lots of thorazine.
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We should get someone to declare themselves to be the true heir of Emperor Norton. Then they can just rule by decree and not have to bother trying to herd soveruns.
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Evidently the OAS crowd vacated DC within two weeks of arriving, with zero attention in the local papers, and Kramer has threatened to bring them back - a threat more frightening to the OAS people who probably have had more than enough of pup tent and motel living in the DC area to last a lifetime than it could be to anyone working here.
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Personally, the only thing more frightening than DC in June is DC in either July or August, everyone with any sense gets out of town if they at all can.
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notorial dissent wrote:Personally, the only thing more frightening than DC in June is DC in either July or August, everyone with any sense gets out of town if they at all can.
My great-grandparents, residents of DC, spent their summers on the Maryland shore, and my grandparents spent theirs in Maine -- which led to my parents meeting at the seaside B&B which the family owned in Wells Beach.
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Sounds like an imminently sensible family, and good choices.
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notorial dissent wrote:Sounds like an imminently sensible family, and good choices.
Anywhere that the temperature and humidity both race for triple digits at the same time... not the best place to be.
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RuSA is back to rattling the tambourine for donations of money - use PayPal or credit/debit cards (so evidently they're real comfortable with Federal Reserve Notes - maybe someone should send them the kind of funny money that had President Jimmy Timmy sent away). Although they don't explicitly say so, the RuSA is not giving squat to former President Turner, you'd have to donate to some website ministry for money to go to him, and he's now in Marion Illinois. Gee, and only a couple of years ago Turner brought the RuSA 3½ Million metric tons of Gold! They sure as hell didn't spend any of it on getting him an effective lawyer.

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/ar ... ead=176509
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I would imagine that shaking the tambourine is about all they have left at this point. Jimmy Tim didn't quite do them in, but next thing to, and I think what gullible money there was scurried off quickly when he went to the big rent free gov’t house. Poor Jimbly Tim, all he wanted was some self aggrandizement and a little grift, and he apparently got precious little of either, and then got a prison sentence out of it too boot. Which is what happens when you aren’t any brighter than he was and assay in to mortgage & tax fraud, and really do it poorly. The current administration of pretend officers is finding that even running a pretend government is expensive, and they don’t seem inclined to pay for it out of their own pockets if I’m reading the signs right. Wonder why??


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he's now in Marion Illinois.
If I'm not mistaken, Marion is a very high security institution. Has Jimmy Timmy been a bad boy in prison?
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Dr. Caligari wrote:
he's now in Marion Illinois.
If I'm not mistaken, Marion is a very high security institution. Has Jimmy Timmy been a bad boy in prison?
Wikipedia says Marion has been downgraded to medium-security, and it has a minimum-security satellite.
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Since Jimmy Timmy insisted on hanging onto the title of President right into the prison gates, the authorities might be worried that there is a organization willing to try to extract him from the slammer. Maybe that's why he's been sent to Marion.
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Wikipedia says Marion has been downgraded to medium-security, and it has a minimum-security satellite.
Sorry, I was going by my out-of-date recollection that it was a maximum security place.
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I am sure that, notwithstanding the change in designation, Marion Federal Correctional Facility still deserves its reputation as a homey, hospitable, home away from home, where a weary soul can form new and meaningful relationships, ... and learn to share.
From what little I know about prisons, I suspect that Marion didn't have to take down any of the bars or walls to reduce its designation; it's simply that newer places like Pelican Bay and Florence are even tougher.
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The "minimum" security side of Marion is described in some detail in a book I read about Pete Rose, who did his time there. It confirmed to me that no Federal Prison is a "country club" except perhaps if you're comparing it to some of the more infamous state prisons, perhaps Angola Prison Farm or the one in California which I don't recall the exact name of.
But from what I have read, it's not a bad place to do time, all in all, much like a camp, with dorms instead of cells, work programs and other such things to pass the time. I never want to go to prison, but if I do I hope its a federal minimum security gig.
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It looks like RuSA is dying, even more so than I thought. There last Fake Congress call had 9 Fake Representatives from 7 Fake State Government. Lo, how the crazy have fallen from their heights of having 300+ Fake Representatives from 45+ Fake State Governments just a few years ago.

They are trying very hard to remain relevant in the sov'run world, but it just doesn't look like anyone can be bothered now that they don't have Fake President Timmy running around claiming the takeover of the federal government will be any day now and how he has access to 200 tons of gold funded by foreign countries.
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I'm still impressed they can keep up the monthly expenses on their website and pay their phone bills, or maybe they aren't and that is part of the problem.

On the other hand at this rate pretend president JB can seat a gov't and states that won't be in the least hostile to his regime, since they can all be made up, and then it will look all the more prestigious on his pretend resume.
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The Veteran Defenders are apparently one of those rightwing propaganda groups, very anti-Muslim, but does NOT talk about a military coup d'état. No indication that the VD actually supporters a takeover by the RuSA. VD says it's part of the US Patriots Union. I have no idea what that is but it probably makes the Birchers look like intellectuals. Col. Harding is real enough - just turned 80 years old.