I tell that story so that I can tell you this one. It would seem that Lowe's has been forced into a class action settlement for.... wait for it.... mislabeling their dimensional lumber as 2"x4", 8'. I kid you not, wish I was. Yes, we as a society have become so braindead that Lowe's customers in California could not understand what all those funny little 's and "s meant and had no clue that a 2x4 didn't actually measure 2"x4", especially when they didn't know what the " meant. So they followed the good old American process of suing whomever made them feel dumb. In a $1.6 million settlement order a judge has ordered Lowe's to change the way the mark their lumber bins.
http://threepercenternation.com/2014/09 ... -labeling/Lowe’s has new rules regarding how it can label building products in California. A Superior Court judge laid out terms by which the retailer must advertise its 2x4s and other dimensional materials in a $1.6 million settlement order and final judgement filed on August 27. The order, brought on as part of a civil consumer protection action, lists three main rules for the retailer to follow going forward:
“Common descriptions” must be followed by actual dimensions and labeled as such. For instance, a 2×4 must be followed with a disclaimer that the wood is actually 1.5-inches by 3.5-inches and include a phrase equal or similar to “actual dimensions.”
“Popular or common product description,” like the word 2×4, must be “clearly described as ‘popular name,’ ‘popular description,’ or ‘commonly called.'”
Dimension descriptions are required to use the “inch-pound unit,” meaning they must include abbreviations such as “in., ft., or yd.,” and can’t use symbols like ‘ or ” to denote measurements.
I'm sorry, I have never heard of such a load of whiney horse shit. If you do not understand any of the common forms of measurement You shouldn't be building things out of lumber. Here, let me repeat that: If you do not understand what 8' means, how in the hell could you ever read a blueprint or a plan when they are all expressed in that way? What are they gonna do next, make them redo how nails are measured 'cuz some dunce can't figure out what a 16p nail is? Let's redo chain too, don't want them to mistake what a 1# chain is. Ooh...ohh... let's make all rope come in decimals now so we don't confuse them with something else, 'cuz 3/4" manilla is just too hard to understand.
And to go through and actually sue a company for using the correct terms cuz you're too stupid to actually learn what you're doing, and to have a judge let it go through and then rule for them, to me, is just...... IDK what it is, my vocabulary is kinda stretched at the moment. My brain is kinda stretched at the moment also. Especially by this:
They are providing accurate information dipshit. They are not only telling you accurate information, they are advertising it in the way it has been advertised for hundreds of years, ever since we figured out kiln-dried wood shrinks in the kiln. They are telling you exactly what it is you're buying. And if you were so worried by "exactness" why didn't you measure it yourself? OMG, so some resident of Dumfukistan screws up his dog house dream house cuz he can't figure it out... you think a contractor can't figure it out? How the hell were they intending on cutting the wood if they couldn't figure out how to measure it? I know I use this word in vain but.... seriously. Alright, rant over, I haz too much of a sadz now thinking about the fate of mankind if this is what we're coming to.“Consumers should expect when making product purchases that retailers are providing accurate information,” said Marin County District Attorney Edward S. Berberian. “Especially when misinformation could adversely affect building projects that more often than not rely on precise measurements.”
To be fair it was not customers suing Lowe's, it was County AGs suing them after getting complaints from customers, so they sued them for false advertising.