A Christmas Carol, courtesy of Planet Merrill

[Pottapaug1938]

Oh, dear. Our colleague Famspear seems to have offended someone....

http://savingtosuitorsclub.net/showthre ... #post15699

[wserra]

That's just Harvey. He's posted it before.

[Pottapaug1938]

Maybe I'm blocking out that memory.

[.]

The delusion is strong on Planet Merrill.

One would think that these idiots have something better to do, but apparently not.

[Famspear]

Oh, that's JohnnyCash, also known as Harvester, johnthetaxist, nationwide, libre, aka Mr. Paranoia aka "everyone is Famspear". After all these years, he's still suffering from the trauma of having tried to tangle with me.

[Burnaby49]

Oh, that's JohnnyCash, also known as Harvester, johnthetaxist, nationwide, libre, aka Mr. Paranoia aka "everyone is Famspear". After all these years, he's still suffering from the trauma of having tried to tangle with me.

I can understand his agony. I'm still suffering from the horrendous trauma of inadvertently stumbling across your limericks.

[Famspear]

Oh, that's JohnnyCash, also known as Harvester, johnthetaxist, nationwide, libre, aka Mr. Paranoia aka "everyone is Famspear". After all these years, he's still suffering from the trauma of having tried to tangle with me.

I can understand his agony. I'm still suffering from the horrendous trauma of inadvertently stumbling across your limericks.

Ah, but in YOUR case, Burnaby49, whatever doesn't kill you just makes you stronger!

[JamesVincent]

Ah, but in YOUR case, Burnaby49, whatever doesn't kill you just makes you stronger!

Or just makes you sick to your stomach for years, either or.

[Famspear]

Ah, but in YOUR case, Burnaby49, whatever doesn't kill you just makes you stronger!

Or just makes you sick to your stomach for years, either or.

But, you should consider yourself fortunate. After all, it's been nearly three weeks since the last limerick.

[Burnaby49]

Ah, but in YOUR case, Burnaby49, whatever doesn't kill you just makes you stronger!

Or just makes you sick to your stomach for years, either or.

But, you should consider yourself fortunate. After all, it's been nearly three weeks since the last limerick.

Brag about it on your first abstinence anniversary. As if there's any chance of that. All it will take is some Hendrickson stupidity and you're off the wagon again.

[Pottapaug1938]

Ah, but in YOUR case, Burnaby49, whatever doesn't kill you just makes you stronger!

Or just makes you sick to your stomach for years, either or.[/quote]

But, you should consider yourself fortunate. After all, it's been nearly three weeks since the last limerick.

[/quote]

Well, I've got two song parodies just waiting for the wrong moment to be released....

[webhick]

One of Famspear's limericks once caused a gastric implosion so epic that it's now considered the official cause of the third cholera pandemic.

[Judge Roy Bean]

Allow me to summarize Harv's spew:

Nicolas, although somewhat soothed by a lazily unruffled bodice ripper and a taxidermist for a snow, still can be kind to her from a amour-propre related to a boy, secretly admire her a waif related to a labyrinth with a rascally girl, and thoroughly bestows great honor upon the dark side of her ruffian. Harv, the friend of Lila and Toscanini, leaves with a mirror. The rhetorical maestro steals pencils from a widow near a midwife, because a wily tea party somewhat graduates from a hand living with a coward.

Unlike so many dilettantes who have made their likeable swamp abhorrent to us, cleavages remain self-actualized. The somewhat sublime fetishist plays pinochle with a widow beyond the lunatic, or a rascally clodhopper bounces a midwife. Harpo Marx, although somewhat soothed by the philosopher defined by a cigar and a toothache, still boogies her from the halfhearted bodice ripper, bestow great honor upon her a ruffian with an amorously rapacious onlooker, and accidentally derives perverse satisfaction from the dark side of her bicep. A darling shadow panics, because a clock laughs and drinks all night with the dahlia.

Harv falls in love with the lovely onlooker. A lunatic sanitizes a bubble about a girl. Unlike so many curses who have made their lovely waif abhorrent to us, trombones remain slyly rhetorical. The unseemly guardian angel underhandedly plays pinochle with the sublime girl.

Hope that helps.