Illucidity: The New Generation

[Deep Knight]

Every so often things get posted on NESARA-friendly sites that just can't be classified. Since the younger MacHaffie has taken over, these have become more frequent (always posted by Freewillie), and one came up today I just couldn't pass by.

Sunday, February 8, 2015
Time: What is it?

Time is an oscillation, a vibration, a gravitation, a radiation, an exchange of condition, a release of tension, current, flow, Sexual Intercourse, etc..

An oscillation occurs between opposite tensions, also known as potential, or conditions. Some common examples of tensions, potentials, or conditions are: Positive, Negative, North, South, Male, Female, Density, Tenuosity, Compression, Expansion, etc..

Setting aside the cause, for a moment, and focus on the effect. The resultant motion, that we notice, such as daytime or nighttime, is a form of release from tension. Did you ever play with a windup car, windup doll, a rubber-band toy airplane? The cause is the winding up of tension, and the effect is the release of that tension. When ever there is a release of tension, there is motion. That motion is the result of the exchanges taking place between the two mates, the two conditions, the two potentials of opposite polarity. It is typical to say that there is a current, when the two mates are voiding their tension. How does it feel to have an orgasm? Yes, that is a release of tension. So is the fruit of that release, commonly known as Offspring. Can you see the logic, that Solar bodys have planets when they have sexual intercourse?
When there is a condition that results in water accumulating on a mountain, and then it runs down the side of that mountain, a stream or river will develop, in which there are eddies, and vortices, as it moves over and around various stones and objects. Each of those eddies and vortices, are a transient effect from the parental cause, that could be viewed as the result of the water seeking to neutralize its tense condition from the top of the mountain to the bottom. It is a similar situation as the eddies and vortices, that the earth spins and revolves in the stream that moves from the sun to space.

Consider your experiences of daytime, and nighttime. These conditions, are due to the rotation of the planet, as it revolves around the sun. Mankind keeps track of these rotations, and revolutions, by counting them. Not only does mankind emulate nature's oscillation in the mechanical design of the familiar Clock, but it is used as the fund-a-mental basis for the idea of "interest" or "usury". The device you are using right now, to read this, has circuitry that utilizes an oscillation to perform the manipulation of ones and zeros. The oscillations are acting like a heart, that pumps digits around the circuitry. Just as your heart vibrates, as your lungs vibrate..

Why do we use an arbitrary count, of the accumulated vibrations of certain things, as a tool against each other? As a limit? As punishment? As a tool for enslavement? As a rigid means of conforming behavior? Why do we use those vibrations to confine our attention? We are not those vibrations. We have our own vibrations. Are we clocks? Should we be emulating clocks? Should we be trying to sync up with clocks? Do we have our own rhythms? Would it be logical to assume that our purpose for being in physical form is to express our own vibrations, at will?
When you real-eyes what you are dealing with, some of the behavior of mankind appears ridiculous. Doesn't it?

Posted by Freewill at 3:40 AM 0 comments

As always, Deep Knight is ready, willing, and able to answer all silly questions:

Did you ever play with a windup car, windup doll, a rubber-band toy airplane?

That was a blow-up NOT a wind-up doll and it was in my car because then I don't get tickets for driving alone in the fast lane, honest!

How does it feel to have an orgasm?

My advice, if you don't know by now, don't mess with it.

Can you see the logic, that Solar bodys have planets when they have sexual intercourse?

See what I mean? If you had taken my advice you wouldn't be so confused.

Why do we use an arbitrary count, of the accumulated vibrations of certain things, as a tool against each other?

Not even close to what I use as my tool.

Would it be logical to assume that our purpose for being in physical form is to express our own vibrations, at will?

You can do what you want with vibrators, but women whose coupling grants the coupler high social status, you know, hot girls, prefer the real thing.

When you real-eyes what you are dealing with, some of the behavior of mankind appears ridiculous. Doesn't it?

Yes, and the first place you should look is at home.

[Gregg]

OK, so "McHaffie, The Next Generation" uses a lot of crystl meth.

Good to know.

[wserra]

OK, so "McHaffie, The Next Generation" uses a lot of crystl meth.

Actually, I'd guess he snorted the dilithium crystals.

[The Observer]

Actually, I'd guess he snorted the dilithium crystals.

Does that mean he would go Warp 5 when he sneezes?

[Deep Knight]

First of all, Deep Knight "just says no" to all drugs, including dilithium crystals. And not just because Satan has me pee tested every time I turn in an expense report. So, when The Observer claims that the $504,816 in boner pills is mine just 'cause I signed for it, DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

Monday, February 9, 2015
Pentagon spent $504,816 on Viagra last year

The Department of Defense spent more than a half a million dollars on the male enhancement drug Viagra last year, according to government contracts.

The Washington Free Beacon reports the Pentagon issued 60 contracts worth
$504,816 for the drug in 2014. All 60 contracts were awarded to Cardinal Health
Inc., a pharmaceutical distribution company based in Dublin, Ohio.

Last year, the department also ordered $3,505 worth of Levitra, and $14,540 of
Cialis, other popular erectile dysfunction drugs.

The contracts were filed under “Troop Support.”

The department began offering Viagra to soldiers as a medical benefit in 1998,
when the drug cost $10 a pill. Due to inflation, one pill now costs $25. At the time
the military’s policy only allowed for six pills a month per patient, and the department
said they would “not replace lost or stolen pills.”

“Defense guidelines allow military physicians to prescribe Viagra only after a thorough evaluation indicates the medication as the optimal regimen for the patient,” a release outlining the Pentagon’s policy said. “Patients prescribed Viagra also receive careful guidelines for taking the medication. According to defense health officials, Viagra side effects may include headaches, flushing of the face or chest, indigestion, nasal
congestion and mild vision impairment.”

“There’s also no guarantee Viagra will work,” DoD added.

Viagra is still covered by TRICARE, the military’s health insurance system, as well
as “External vacuum appliances,” or penis pumps, “penile implants and testicular prostheses,” and hormone injections to treat Erectile Dysfunction.

According to a Washington Free Beacon analysis, at $25 a pill, the amount of Viagra purchased by the Pentagon could have led to up to 80,770 hours, 33 minutes, and 36 seconds of sexual enhancement, assuming that no erection lasted more than the medically advised 4 hour maximum.

My Note:
Viagra is not issued for "HEALTH reasons"
2014
$504,816.00
3,505.00
14,540.00
$ 72,861.00 <<>> OUR TAX PAYER MONEY...
COULD HAVE PAID FOR MANY
IMPORTANT "worthwhile" THINGS
80,770 HOURS OF ENHANCEMENT JUST FOR VIAGRA
NOT INCLUDING THE OTHER TWO

2015 -- ANOTHER $ 72,861.00 OR MORE

HOW MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS IN THIS GROUP?
HOW MANY UNEMPLOYED IN THIS GROUP ?
HOW MANY WELFARE IN THIS GROUP ?
HOW MANY "SOLD THE PILLS" FOR "DRUGS"?

How many were so zonked out of their mind on boner pills they couldn't do simple math? Doesn't it strike this guy as strange that adding $3 and $14 thousand to $504 thousand ends up with $72 thousand?

HOW MANY STARVING & HOMELESS AMERICANS
COULD THAT HAVE FED ?

14,572 homeless people could have had a $5.00 meal.

WE ARE IN "DIRE" TIMES.
THIS IS JUST ONE "PORK" WE DON'T NEED!
D.C. NEEDS A WOMAN "AUDITOR" TO CLEAN
OUT THE CORRUPTION !!

NO OFFENSE TO WOMEN.
I FEEL FAIRLY CERTAIN THERE ARE MANY
WOMEN'S GOV. PROGRAMS DOING THE SAME THING.

BESIDES THAT - VIAGRA CAN BE "DEADLY"
MEDICAL BILLS ESCALATE QUICKLY
AS CAN COST OF FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS.

p.s.
You do NOT have to OVERDOSE for Viagra to KILL you !!
Looks like that BRAND of DEPOPULATION is WORKING !!

Posted by Freewill at 3:02 AM

1 comment:

Anonymous February 9, 2015 at 11:55 AM

Viagra destroys the heart tissue and other blood circulatory tissue. The rest of the body also goes as a result. Do not use under any circumstances. Rather work on a healthy mind and a healthy body and good relationships and an interesting and creative life-style. You are the ONE. An abundance of instruction is available if one applies oneself. Sex is our connection to the Universal Mind or the infinite sub-consciousness. Respect it. In this way one remains in tune with the energy of life and love.

[The Observer]

So, when The Observer claims that the $504,816 in boner pills is mine just 'cause I signed for it, DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

This really hurts, I would have never claimed that just because you signed for something meant that you were the one who had ordered the Viagra. I, more than anyone, understand that mistakes and accidents happen to the best of us. One moment you are standing there minding your own business. some delivery guy walks up and asks you to sign for the boss, and the next thing you know, you have over 20,000 Viagra tablets in front of you and having to explain how they came to be in your possession. And hey, its completely understandable how you might have caved under the pressure of all that unwanted attention and swallowed all of those pills at once, in the hopes that "out of sight, out of mind would apply", people would forget about it and you would escape any further attention.

And of course, having to work off the effects of all those pills over the next 9 years or so was more punishment than anyone would really deserve, even if they were guilty; mind you, I am not saying you were guilty, but at that point in time, no one was going to pay attention to the facts of the case when there were bigger things present - if you get my drift.

[Deep Knight]

Did you hear about the thieves that stole a truckload of Viagra tablets? Police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

[JamesVincent]

Did you hear about the thieves that stole a truckload of Viagra tablets? Police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

[Deep Knight]

Wednesday, February 11, 2015
FBI: HITLER DIDN'T DIE HE FLED TO ARGENTINA

FBI: Hitler Didn’t Die, Fled To Argentina – Stunning Admission

Hidden in plain sight. Hitler fled to Argentina and all of the details are available to view on the FBI’s own website: fbi.gov
http://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf ... of-04/view
Red Flag News reports:
Newly declassified FBI documents prove that the government knew Hitler was alive and well, and living in the Andes Mountains long after World War II.
...
Did Hitler escape to Argentina? The answer is yes.

Posted by Olive Oyl at 7:00 AM

If you go to the link, you find a package of Freedom of Information Act responses of what the FBI had on file with the name "Hitler" in them. The first, and presumably "smoking gun" document goes like this. Some guy met a friend at a restaurant in July of 1945. His friend was talking to some other guy, who said he knew someone who helped Hitler get off a sub and on a pack horse in Argentina 2 1/2 weeks after the fall of Berlin. The FBI investigated, but given that there weren't any details that could be checked ...

The second document is a handwritten note that should be quoted in full.

I'll bet a dollar to a donut that Hitler is located right in New York City. There is no other city in the world where he could so easily be absorbed. No doubt you have considered this possiblity, but I mention it for what it is worth anyway.

Now, that's what I call a smoking gun!

[Deep Knight]

It turns out that someone else mined this for its humor last year when it first came out.

http://www.quora.com/How-legitimate-are ... na-in-1945

The comments on conspiracy theories are well worth reading at the link, but I include another transcribed letter here just to show you how good this evidence is.

The F.B.I.
Charlottesville, Va.

Dear Sirs:

A few weeks ago, while spending a short time between trains, in your city, I was so sure of seeing Hitler that I can't get the experience out of my mind.
While having breakfast at the Hotel Charlotte about (illegible) it happened that we sat facing each other, so I had ample time to observe him.
Being deeply impressed, I resolved to report the incident to a policeman. Then I talked myself out of it. Now I'm writing you, since my strange feeling still persists.
Do you know if the man is a regular frequenter of the hotel, and has been reported before this?
The queer part of it is that he watched me so constantly.
I regret so keenly not reporting the man at the time.
I hope you will be so kind as to answer my letter.

Very sincerely,
(Signature redacted)

(Received Jul. 20 1946)

[Deep Knight]

Heavily edited to remove the raving and leave only choice bits of tortured logic.

Thursday, February 12, 2015
Satanic Rothschilds still control German and EU politics

MERKLE CONTINUES TO WALK OUT HER FATHER'S LEGACY
HITLER WAS THE ILLEGITIMATE GRANDSON OF SOLOMON ROTHSCHILD OF VIENNA AND ANGELA MERKLE IS HITLER'S DAUGHTER BY ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION

We did a blog proving Hitler was the illegitimate Grandson of Solomon Rothschild of Vienna, Austria. Now, that means Angela Merkle is a Rothschild as well and the "beat" goes on, huh? Both Angela and Hitler were born on April 20th which is the beginning of the fertility festival of beltrane, an occult major holiday/. It runs from April 19 to May 6. Kates grandmother was a Goldsmith, and thus has khazarian roots and we covered that as well in a separate blog. Their son will be the first Khazar king of England.
...
Angela Merkel was born in the D.D.R., the Communist portion of Germany in 1954. Her biography says she was born on July 17, 1954, and that she is the daughter of a Lutheran minister from an East German-controlled church. Recently, however, Soviet KJB archive files reveal an entirely different story. Stasi GDR files indicate that she was born on April 20th, 1954, (VN: wasn't that Hitlers Birthday April 20?) and details of her birth were included in the records of the German Dr. Karl Klauberg, who was one of the Nazi "death doctors" convicted by Soviet courts and imprisoned. When he later was recognized as a brilliant scientist, he was released after seven years and was recognized as the father of artificial insemination.
The Soviets were even more intrigued when they discovered Dr. Klauberg had preserved frozen samples of the sperm of Adolf Hitler. The forces of darkness in high places decided to try to produce a child from Hitler's sperm, obviously for occult and illuministic purposes. Dr. Klauberg then brought the youngest sister of Eva Braun (Hitler's wife), whose name was Gretl, to Eastern Germany, and the result of the experiment produced not a biological son of Hitler, but rather a daughter.

Amazingly, Adolf Hitler was born on April 20th, 1889, and Angela Merkel was born on April 20th, 1954. (April 20th is 11 days before the witches' high sabat of Beltaine.) Angela became a custodian of the Catholic Church through its connections with the East German Lutheran Church. Once a German Pope would take the Roman throne, Angela Merkel was to also take her biological father's position as German Chancellor. (VN: The holiest days for the occult are from April 19 to May 6; remember, the gulf blow out occurred on April 19. Those days are some sort of

On April 20th, 2005, the Nazi Joseph Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI, (16th), precisely on the 116th birthday of Adolf Hitler. Then on November 22nd, 2005, Hitler's biological daughter, Angela Merkel was elected Chancellor of Germany. The day of that election, November 22nd, was the anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species, which is an antichrist publication denying the Creator of the universe.
...
Is this woman, Angela Merkel, being used of Satan to marshal the forces for the last battle called Armageddon? It is also interesting to note that Chancellor Merkel has exactly the same eyes as Chancellor Hitler, and she bears a striking resemblance to him except for the little moustache, of course.

Posted by Olive Oyl at 7:00 AM

So it seems that the "evidence" here is that Merkel (not Merkle) was born on April 20, which isn't even her birthday. And Joey Ratz was elected Pope Benedict XVI on April 19 and invested on April 24, neither of them the 20th. Brilliant research!

[Deep Knight]

This Hitler-Merkel nonsense is from The Vatic Project, who say they can predict the future. But they got it from the past, David Icke from 2012 & 2013 to be exact. But David got it originally in 2007 from Sorcha Faal! And you know where David Booth, er, Sorcha gets his/her stuff from. Icky indeed!

January 7, 2007
Daughter Of Adolph Hitler Vows To Complete European Union
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

It is with troubling concern that we report today that the Western Nations have announced this week that the ancient German city of Meerholz, Germany has now become the ‘Heart’ of the European Union with the inclusion of the former Soviet block nations of Bulgaria and Romania.

The symbolism of this ancient citadel, founded in 1170 by the German Emperor Frederick Barbarossa (who was also crowned the Holy Roman Emperor in 1155, and who has been known throughout history as Barbarossa) now being the ‘Heart’ of Europe cannot be lost upon our World of today, particularly when viewed in the light of the German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s vow today to unite all of Europe under one single constitution, which in effect would wipe out the National Sovereignty of all the countries in the European Union.

This vow being made by Angela Merkel to unite the European Continent under one flag cannot be ignored, especially when viewed in the light of still secret, but ‘obtainable’, Soviet KGB archive files which present a terrifying portrait of the present German Chancellor as being the daughter of the former German Nazi Leader, Adolf Hitler.

Though said to be born on July 17, 1954 in the former Soviet controlled German Democratic Republic (East Germany), Angela Merkel’s Stasi GDR file (currently still held in the Soviet KGB archives) states that she was instead born on April 20, 1954, the birth date of her ‘true’ father, Adolph Hitler who was born on April 20, 1889.

The means of Angela Merkel’s birth, as detailed in these documents, was based upon the research of the German Doctor Carl Clauberg, and though classified as one of the worst Nazi ‘Angel of Death’ doctors, and convicted by the Soviet Courts as being a ‘war criminal’, was nevertheless freed by the Soviets as he was recognized as being the ‘Father’ of artificial insemination.

According to these reports, Doctor Clauberg was released by the Soviets after serving only seven years of his sentence in return for turning over to the KGB his hidden files on his Nazi artificial insemination experiments and, more horrifically, the frozen sperm of the former Nazi Dictator, Adolf Hitler.

Upon their receipt of the Nazi files on artificial insemination, along with Hitler’s frozen sperm, the Soviet Politicheskoye Buro (Politburo) authorized the experiments to ‘resurrect’, ‘if possible’, a child bearing the ‘genetic markers’ of Adolph Hitler.

Doctor Clauberg then brought to the GDR (Communist East Germany) the wife of Adolph Hitler’s, Eva Braun, youngest, and most devoted to the Third Reich, sister, Gretl to be the ‘surrogate’ mother for the intended offspring of the Hitler’s frozen sperm. It was ‘reasoned’ that the combining of the genes between Hitler’s sperm and Eva Braun’s closest family would produce for the Soviets a ‘near match’ of what a child of Hitler and Eva Braun would have been, should one have been born.

Upon the birth of Angela Merkel in 1954 it was ‘agreed upon’ by the Soviets, Americans and the Vatican, that she would be ‘placed’ under the ‘control’ of the Catholic Church through its ‘connections’ with the GDR Lutheran Church, and whom she was in fact placed with. Doctor Clauberg, after the birth of Hitler’s Daughter, and upon his return to West Germany was promptly imprisoned and then murdered almost two years later while still in custody of the West German and Americans.

In the, aforementioned, ‘agreement’ between the Soviets, the Western Powers and the Vatican, the ‘ascendancy’ of Hitler’s Daughter to power could not be achieved until the Vatican also brought to power a German Pope, and which was accomplished in 2005 following the death of Pope John Paul I, and which then brought to power the former German Nazi Joseph Ratzinger, and who is now known as Pope Benedict XVI, and who assumed the Leadership of the Roman Church on April 20, 2005 following his election the previous day.

(It goes without mentioning the significance of the present Nazi Pope taking power on the 116th birthday anniversary of Adolph Hitler.)

Quickly following the Nazi German Pope to European power, Hitler’s Daughter was elected as the Chancellor of Germany on November 22, 2005, and which is one of the most significant dates for the World Globalists, as it was on November 22, 1859 that the ‘final assault’ upon Christianity was made with the publishing of Charles Darwin’s "On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection", and whose intention of fragment the Western Worlds peoples from their truest origins, and meanings, has succeeded beyond their expectations.

Today, the Daughter of Hitler, holding the same office as her father, Chancellor of Germany, is now the most powerful human being on our Earth as she is also the President of the European Union (EU) and the head of the powerful Western Economic Block known as the G-8.

More concerning, however, is that her Fathers dream of uniting Europe under German/Vatican control through war is now to be accomplished by his Daughter using deception. For as we have been taught from our ancient past, in the uniting of the Continent begins the destruction of our present World, and which as the New Comet runs, and as Mabus has died, begins the tribulations of awakening and Final Destruction of the dragons of old.

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[Deep Knight]

Poofness posted this today, despite the fact that he's dead.

... when the Chinese Red Dragon Family agrees with the Japanese Orange Dragon Family that it’s time to talk to the Indonesian Bumbu Pecel Dragon Family who gives the order to the Neil Keenan Irish Green Dragon Family to go into the caverns and pull out 500,000 boxes of 2000-year-old gold and open every one of them in a YouTube video… with promises of “riches for all”…

This begs the question, how many dragon families are there?

[Gregg]

... when the Chinese Red Dragon Family agrees with the Japanese Orange Dragon Family that it’s time to talk to the Indonesian Bumbu Pecel Dragon Family who gives the order to the Neil Keenan Irish Green Dragon Family to go into the caverns and pull out 500,000 boxes of 2000-year-old gold and open every one of them in a YouTube video… with promises of “riches for all”…

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds like a Groucho Marx monologue?

[notorial dissent]

The Merkel fantasy has been making the rounds for years. It seems to get resurrected ever few years when the less than stellar imaginations run out of anything else to fulminate about. I didn't realize it traced back to Icke, I haven't been keeping track all that long, I mean I went through most of my adult life without knowing who David Icke was or that he even existed, lucky me, but shouldn't be surprised at the lack or originality and craziness in the conception of it, pure Icke. Ick. ick. Ick.

[Deep Knight]

My favorite part of this nonsense are the pictures they put up with captions like, "See, they look exactly alike." The one below is from the Vatic website, which for some reason uses a very blurred Hitler image.

Still, it's better than the "smiling Hitler" used here, which I personally find very creepy.

Look at the nose and ears - no resemblence what-so-ever. Of course, Hitler could have always worn makeup knowing that otherwise in 80 years ...

The best part of this is how these sites try to use positive assertions to hide the obvious inconsistencies in their story. For example, with both of these photo sets it's stated that the resemblence is obvious. Say it enough and people might think it's true.

There used to be a poster here who's trolling line was that The Dove of Oneness and NESARA scam were part of a worldwide Communist plot. He would make the statement that Dove's website copied things from the Socialist Workers Party. When asked exactly what part of Dove's and the SWP websites were the same, he would answer "every part" and tell us we were blind if we couldn't match them up. When finally cornered, he said that he was way to busy saving America to bother with specifics.

[notorial dissent]

When the similarity isn't there, the more burred the picture the better. As to the ones who want to believe, you could put up a picture of a Dachshund and they would find the similarities. I do agree about the ears in particular, not even same type, and very different noses. Still, the true believers will believe, whatever the evidence to the contrary.

Besides, I thought Merkel was a lizard replacement, or was it an android? Can't they at least keep their stories straight?

[Gregg]

....As to the ones who want to believe, you could put up a picture of a Dachshund and they would find the similarities.....

Besides, I thought Merkel was a lizard replacement, or was it an android? Can't they at least keep their stories straight?

You're right!

[notorial dissent]

Cute, I like long haired dachshunds.

[Deep Knight]

It seems the cat, er, cow is out of the bag.

Friday, February 13, 2015
Human/cow hybrids being produced on South Dakota farm.....

GOVERNMENT FRANKENSTEINS AT WORK.....HAVE YOU ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THE CREATURES YET.... ?? FIRST IT WAS THE FOOD NOW IT IS ... OUR DNA IN COWS..... WHAT NEXT?? COWS AND HUMANS GETTING MARRIED..... MY QUESTION IS WHEN IN THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO GO TO D.C. OR WHEREEVER AND ROUND THESE AHO'S UP??

If you know me, you know I’m rarely speechless. But this one shut even me up…for about 30 seconds.

…On a farm in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, there lives a herd of 50 cows that have been genetically manipulated to be part human.
Yes…you read that right. Scientists have created a human-cow hybrid.
These cows have been vaccinated against several deadly diseases, including Ebola. And they are producing “very high levels” of human antibodies.
The plan is to take gallons and gallons of blood from these part cow, part human creatures to develop drugs that will be given to people.
Yes, you read that right, too.
And it gets worse…
————————————————————————
Silly me. I was worried about the fox outside the henhouse…
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And what should happen if somehow, one of these cows should go missing and end up being slaughtered for human food?
I don’t even want to think about the possibilities!
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To contact members of the Senate and tell them that new regulations are needed to put the cow back into the barn – and that you don’t want one dime of your tax dollars spent creating these half human hybrids, click here.
And click here for a list of House members, including ways to contact them.

Posted by Popeye at 11:00 PM

This was a Deep Knight project that started when my wife overheard me unwisely saying something comparing women to cows. As you know she's a NWO assassin (recently outed by Gassy Rassy) and to keep peace in the family and continue living, I gave her this BS excuse about super-model cow hybrids, and the guys at work were willing to back me up. So, traveling north by Northwest Airlines, I went to the Vandamm place at the top of Mount Rushmore near Rapid City, and using cloning technology infused super-model gene into Holsteins. Not only do they give human antibodies, their legs look great.