"Ceylon" the UK's top Goodfer nothing

[Hercule Parrot]

Found it now ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ersey.html

That doesn't seem to be a big revelatory story to me. Just a continuation of what's already around.

[Normal Wisdom]

Found it now ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ersey.html

That doesn't seem to be a big revelatory story to me. Just a continuation of what's already around.

Well I am guessing but if ITN are involved it is presumably a national story and you know Ceylon and paedophiles. Especially if they are politicians or associated with the establishment.

[guilty]

I doubt that Ceylon would be too interested unless he thought that there was a chance that names will be named. Perhaps that is what ITN are seeking legal advice on.

This started in 2007. Why would Ceylon be a party to any forthcoming 'revelations' in the case?
You're just giving him ideas for what to claim his MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!! news referred to.

[rumpelstilzchen]

The (ahem) BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!! video begins by specifically stating it is "the evil shite in Nottingham" who are the subject of the BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!.

[guilty]

The (ahem) BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!! video begins by specifically stating it is "the evil shite in Nottingham" who are the subject of the BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!.

There's plenty of 'celebrities' who were born or have lived in Nottingham who Ceylon might consider as 'shite', such as Mimi the Magical Mermaid (Su Pollard):

There's a faint chance, perhaps, that one of Jersey's '13 famous celebrities' might have links with Nottingham.
http://www.experiencenottinghamshire.com/famous-people
If that is so, then it would be a coup for Ceylon, who could then claim he had prior knowledge.

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I've just told Ceylon how to getoutofmockeryfree.

[Bones]

I think you are all giving Ceylon to much credit.

The Breaking News !!!!!, will if anything be a story about nothing or as per usual with Ceylon, it will never be heard of again. No one in goofer land will mention it again in fear of being banned.

May be the breaking news is that ceylon and kingabudullah (also known as Richard) have got engaged and put their days of sneaking off to the graveyard together behind them

[rumpelstilzchen]

Bones you have got it all wrong. It is always nine exclamation marks, never just a measly five.

[guilty]

Bones you have got it all wrong. It is always nine exclamation marks, never just a measly five.

See:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-law-of-exclamation
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Law_of_exc ... xclamation

[rumpelstilzchen]

“”The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters.

ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[exiledscouser]

Great link.

From which I divine Danth's Law is also proven by Ceylon;


“If you have to insist that you've won an Internet argument, you've probably lost badly."

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Danth%27s_Law

Submitted, for the benefit of Burnaby from the Sheffield Tap where I am enjoying a pint of Thornbridge Pale Ale. Fab.

[PeanutGallery]

Bones you have got it all wrong. It is always nine exclamation marks, never just a measly five.

Also at least one of the "!" marks should be a "1". Also submitted for the benefit of Burnaby from the Peanut Gallery, where I am not enjoying a Molsons.

[slowsmile]

Submitted, for the benefit of Burnaby from the Sheffield Tap where I am enjoying a pint of Thornbridge Pale Ale. Fab.

Thornbridge Pale Ale?

Is that a new one or do you mean one of the many varieties such as Wild Swan, Brother Rabbit, Hopton, Lumford, Stitch, AM:PM, Made North, Kipling, Clopeham or Jaipur?

[exiledscouser]

Dunno I just drink the stuff with the prettiest label.....

[Burnaby49]

Great link.

From which I divine Danth's Law is also proven by Ceylon;


“If you have to insist that you've won an Internet argument, you've probably lost badly."

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Danth%27s_Law

Submitted, for the benefit of Burnaby from the Sheffield Tap where I am enjoying a pint of Thornbridge Pale Ale. Fab.

Rub it in. Prick.

[exiledscouser]

Ha ha prick I may well be. But a Prick of the pale ale variety. Now to sample some Rat Brewery Crazy Rat intensely hoppy bitter and wallow in my general inadequacy.

[longdog]

Well I've had 4 1/2 pints of Wold Top Gold and home early for a kate and siddeley pie, chips and beans so to the lot of you.

[Bones]

Bones you have got it all wrong. It is always nine exclamation marks, never just a measly five.

YOU ARE RIGHT !!1!!!!!!

I GOT IT WRONG (something ceylon has said - never) !!!!1!!!!

[Bones]

[Bones]

[Losleones]

Oooh you are cruel bones......but funny!!!!1!!!!