"Ceylon" the UK's top Goodfer nothing

[Bones]

Oooh you are cruel bones......but funny!!!!1!!!!

Can you tell, I was getting bored waiting for Ceylons BREAKING NEWS !!1!!!!!!

Been more than a week now... whatever it was, it is YESTERDAYS NEWS !!!1!!!!! now

[Losleones]

I'm still trawling through Haining's utube vids in which he states the banks are about to collapse. I presume this was down to PoEs fraudulent scam which was intended to bring down the Banks SOV/cit waffle style. Has anyone seen or has the link?

[Hercule Parrot]

This story is so earth-shattering that ITV have had to employ more lawyers to look at it. It certainly isn't in the office waste-bin under someone's half-eaten sandwich....

[rumpelstilzchen]

Can you tell, I was getting bored waiting for Ceylons BREAKING NEWS !!1!!!!!!

Been more than a week now... whatever it was, it is YESTERDAYS NEWS !!!1!!!!! now

Is it possible for BREAKING NEWS !!!!1!!!! to become YESTERDAY'S NEWS !!!!1!!!! before it has BROKEN ????2????

[grixit]

Is that a zen quote?

[PeanutGallery]

Ceylon has a new video out, a message to Stephen Hawking, quite what the nations (indeed perhaps the worlds) most pre-eminent physicist has done to earn their attention (and place himself in the same company as Normal Wisdom and the Fab Four and of course above Bones (who STILL doesn't warrant a mention)) but it seems that they want to waffle on about physics and what they term 'metaphysics'.

It's the normal nonsense, increasingly confusing and I don't understand quite why they needed to send a message to Professor Hawking, although it seems that the good Professor has blocked KingAbdullahKey on Facebook, which seems to be a wise move. Other theories advanced are that George W. Bush is the grandson of Alistair Crowley, which would of course be news to Prescott Bush and Marvin Pierce (the recorded Grandparents of America's first Cheerleader - I know Politics).

Of course underlying the entire video is basically an attempt to attack Quatloos, claiming that they know who we are and then asking us to reveal ourselves. Chaps, if you know who we are just use our real names. Also just consider we aren't being negative by telling you that your scams are doomed to failure, we are being realistic.

[wanglepin]

I'm not sure this the BREAKING NEWS!!!!1!!!!

I`m a quantum physicist

and Stephen Hawking has fell out with him
Sounds like an an analogy for what they believe they have and are doing for Tom Crawford. And like like everything else they seem to have got their poles reversed.

the truth doesn't exist, it can't be found... there are blood sucking parasites and we know where you are we know your ID`s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtu8sLPc14

[Normal Wisdom]

I'm not sure this the BREAKING NEWS!!!!1!!!!

I`m a quantum physicist

and Stephen Hawking has fell out with him
Sounds like an an analogy for what they believe they have and are doing for Tom Crawford. And like like everything else they seem to have got their poles reversed.

the truth doesn't exist, it can't be found... there are blood sucking parasites and we know where you are we know your ID`s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtu8sLPc14

Perhaps I misunderstood the video but were King Abdullah Key a.k.a Cak and Ceylon a.k.a Mark Seylon a.k.a SriLankerC a.k.a Mak challenging us to reveal our true identities?

[PeanutGallery]

Yes, otherwise they will out us, all of us, except Bones (who they still don't seem to have noticed).

[rumpelstilzchen]

Perhaps I misunderstood the video but were King Abdullah Key a.k.a Cak and Ceylon a.k.a Mark Seylon a.k.a SriLankerC a.k.a Mak challenging us to reveal our true identities?

I believe so. It would appear that they wish to send each one of us a billet-doux.
How touching. Bless 'em.

[NYGman]

Sorry, this has been bouncing round my head today, must share to get it out...

Ceylon wears his sunglasses like a clown
He calls his Site GOOFy
'Cause he likes the name
And he makes the the finest videos in town
Ceylon, Ceylonlikes his money
He makes none they say
Spend his days scheming
In a car parked by the cemetary
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Chipmonk has a son today
And he shall be Ceylon
And he shall be a bad man
And he shall be Ceylon
In tradition with the GOOFy plan
And he shall be Ceylon
And he shall be a bad man
He shall be Ceylon
Ceylon Pushes his schemes in pubs downtown
His family business fails
Ceylon schemes and schemes all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fail
And Ceylon, he wants to go to Queens Bench
Leaving Laws far behind
Take a car and go Youtubing
While ceylon, Ceylon slowly dies

[Bones]

Yes, otherwise they will out us, all of us, except Bones (who they still don't seem to have noticed).

Mark, my real name is


Mr Nunya Buzness

[rumpelstilzchen]

Yes, otherwise they will out us, all of us, except Bones (who they still don't seem to have noticed).

I don't see how they can. In their minds our names are protected. Crown copyright if you don't mind. To them it would be a breach of copyright. Scary stuff for a GOOF.

[vampireLOREN]

Perhaps I misunderstood the video but were King Abdullah Key a.k.a Cak and Ceylon a.k.a Mark Seylon a.k.a SriLankerC a.k.a Mak challenging us to reveal our true identities?

I believe so. It would appear that they wish to send each one of us a billet-doux.
How touching. Bless 'em.

When I looked last night there was a truly lovely comment on their latest video, it was to the effect that Stephan Hawking is in fact our very own Normal Wisdom.
They must have felt some displeasure in this gem, 'cos I just looked and its gone .

I actually would like them to knock on my door......
My name Scarcely Matters
( George Scarcely Matters) .

[Normal Wisdom]

I'm not sure this the BREAKING NEWS!!!!1!!!!

I`m a quantum physicist

and Stephen Hawking has fell out with him
Sounds like an an analogy for what they believe they have and are doing for Tom Crawford. And like like everything else they seem to have got their poles reversed.

the truth doesn't exist, it can't be found... there are blood sucking parasites and we know where you are we know your ID`s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtu8sLPc14

Perhaps I misunderstood the video but were King Abdullah Key a.k.a Cak and Ceylon a.k.a Mark Seylon a.k.a SriLankerC a.k.a Mak challenging us to reveal our true identities?

I thought so ... and it seems without any apparent irony!

[longdog]

Perhaps I misunderstood the video but were King Abdullah Key a.k.a Cak and Ceylon a.k.a Mark Seylon a.k.a SriLankerC a.k.a Mak challenging us to reveal our true identities?

I believe so. It would appear that they wish to send each one of us a billet-doux.
How touching. Bless 'em.

When I looked last night there was a truly lovely comment on their latest video, it was to the effect that Stephan Hawking is in fact our very own Normal Wisdom.
They must have felt some displeasure in this gem, 'cos I just looked and its gone .

I actually would like them to knock on my door......
My name Scarcely Matters
( George Scarcely Matters) .

Of the Surrey Scarcely Matters?

[ArthurWankspittle]

Of the Surrey Scarcely Matters?

Aren't they related to the Not-Importants? (I'm sure I read that in a book somewhere: "my name is not important".)

Of course I am disappointed that I haven't got a mention or maybe they don't doubt that Wankspittle is my real name.

[Hercule Parrot]

Yes, otherwise they will out us, all of us, except Bones (who they still don't seem to have noticed).

I don't see how they can. In their minds our names are protected. Crown copyright if you don't mind. To them it would be a breach of copyright. Scary stuff for a GOOF.

I was born in international waters and named by the captain of the Holyhead Ferry. I hold a power of attorney for HERCULE:ofTheFamily:PARROT but I do not recognise the strawman fiction inscribed on my berth certificate. I claim my right of Para Cetam Ol, in accordance with UCC 5.43.

Furthermore if KingAbdullahSlaphead does not reply to all my points by affadavit, under penalty of commercial perjury, within 3 days then it shall be deemed that he has irrevocably agreed to full liability tempus fugit, aut viam inveniam aut faciam. And I will serve a commercial lien to seize possession of his ears. Vibram ad nauseam.

[grixit]

Sorry, this has been bouncing round my head today, must share to get it out...

Ceylon wears his sunglasses like a clown
He calls his Site GOOFy
'Cause he likes the name
And he makes the the finest videos in town
Ceylon, Ceylonlikes his money
He makes none they say
Spend his days scheming
In a car parked by the cemetary
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war's begun
Alvin Chipmonk has a son today
And he shall be Ceylon
And he shall be a bad man
And he shall be Ceylon
In tradition with the GOOFy plan
And he shall be Ceylon
And he shall be a bad man
He shall be Ceylon
Ceylon Pushes his schemes in pubs downtown
His family business fails
Ceylon schemes and schemes all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fail
And Ceylon, he wants to go to Queens Bench
Leaving Laws far behind
Take a car and go Youtubing
While ceylon, Ceylon slowly dies

A good idea, but the execution is meh. Sorry.

[NYGman]

Sorry, this has been bouncing round my head today, must share to get it out...

Ceylon wears his sunglasses like a clown
He calls his Site GOOFy
'Cause he likes the name
And he makes the the finest videos in town
[SNIP]

A good idea, but the execution is meh. Sorry.

Oh well, better left to the experts then.. Heard the song on my walk to work, and all I kept hearing was

And he shall be Ceylon
And he shall be a bad man
And he shall be Ceylon

Now I can never hear that song the same way again...