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PeanutGallery wrote:Ceylon has a new video out, a message to Stephen Hawking, quite what the nations (indeed perhaps the worlds) most pre-eminent physicist has done to earn their attention (and place himself in the same company as Normal Wisdom and the Fab Four and of course above Bones (who STILL doesn't warrant a mention)) but it seems that they want to waffle on about physics and what they term 'metaphysics'.

It's the normal nonsense, increasingly confusing and I don't understand quite why they needed to send a message to Professor Hawking, although it seems that the good Professor has blocked KingAbdullahKey on Facebook, which seems to be a wise move. Other theories advanced are that George W. Bush is the grandson of Alistair Crowley, which would of course be news to Prescott Bush and Marvin Pierce (the recorded Grandparents of America's first Cheerleader - I know Politics).

Of course underlying the entire video is basically an attempt to attack Quatloos, claiming that they know who we are and then asking us to reveal ourselves. Chaps, if you know who we are just use our real names. Also just consider we aren't being negative by telling you that your scams are doomed to failure, we are being realistic.
I would like to make it clear that if I did see Mark on the edge of a cliff, no matter how tempting it would be, I would not push him off.

However, I might tell him to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM
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Bones wrote:
PeanutGallery wrote:Ceylon has a new video out, a message to Stephen Hawking, quite what the nations (indeed perhaps the worlds) most pre-eminent physicist has done to earn their attention (and place himself in the same company as Normal Wisdom and the Fab Four and of course above Bones (who STILL doesn't warrant a mention)) but it seems that they want to waffle on about physics and what they term 'metaphysics'.

It's the normal nonsense, increasingly confusing and I don't understand quite why they needed to send a message to Professor Hawking, although it seems that the good Professor has blocked KingAbdullahKey on Facebook, which seems to be a wise move. Other theories advanced are that George W. Bush is the grandson of Alistair Crowley, which would of course be news to Prescott Bush and Marvin Pierce (the recorded Grandparents of America's first Cheerleader - I know Politics).

Of course underlying the entire video is basically an attempt to attack Quatloos, claiming that they know who we are and then asking us to reveal ourselves. Chaps, if you know who we are just use our real names. Also just consider we aren't being negative by telling you that your scams are doomed to failure, we are being realistic.
I would like to make it clear that if I did see Mark on the edge of a cliff, no matter how tempting it would be, I would not push him off.

However, I might tell him to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM
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Bones wrote:http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... XnXK0Yvb6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN8siET3jI#t=367

The breaking news is allegations made by someone that felt so bad about what they said happened, they waited 20 years to make it public
This doesn't add up at all. There's only one Joni Cameron Blair listed for UK, and confirmed resident in Nottingham (http://freelookup.co.uk/freelookup.php? ... eron-Blair).

In Sep 2013 someone calling themselves Joni Cameron Blair posted to a messageboard, claiming to have been a resident and victim of abuse in care, and then later a professional inspector of the same homes (https://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/201 ... me-appeal/)

There's another present-day reference to Joni Cameron Blair on a dodgy pseudo-medical website, where she is presented as a "skin care advisor" with 12 years experience, who can perform ECG's and blood tests - although it does not appear she has any professional status. (http://www.consultingroom.com/clinics/p ... our-derma/)

Finally, dear Joni is now an inspirational speaker (http://www.tcij.org/about-cij/our-speakers), where the blurb says she "was an independent inspector at the Social Service Registration and Inspectorate in Nottingham Council, who decided to blow a whistle on the systematic abuse and cover up of abuse in children’s homes, learning difficulties homes and nursing homes. As a result of her whistleblowing she has beed (sic) dismissed from her position and is now in civil litigation with her former employers"

Drawing all of this together, I smell BS. The Social Services Inspectorate seems to have been abolished in 2004, which approximately fits with Joni's 12 year career as a lay wart remover. So she must have "blown the whistle and been sacked" prior to 2004. But Nottingham Council didn't employ the local SSI Inspectors, for obvious reasons they were employed by central government.

There is no possibility of bringing a civil claim against her "former employers" (whoever they are) after that amount of time. There is nothing on google or Bailli to suggest that she has brought any action or made any public allegation (excepting the current TV appearance). She has been an exceptionally quiet whistle-blower, if nothing has been heard from her for >10 years.

And finally - to be appointed as an SSI Inspector of children’s homes, learning difficulties homes and nursing homes presumably requires knowledge and expertise? I did wonder if Ms Cameron Blair was a celebrated "care leaver" who might've been invited onto the inspection team to give a user perspective, but google has nothing to support that.

This all seems to be somewhat self-serving and unimportant, far from any sort of Establishment-shaking expose.
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Hercule Parrot wrote:
Bones wrote:http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... XnXK0Yvb6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN8siET3jI#t=367

The breaking news is allegations made by someone that felt so bad about what they said happened, they waited 20 years to make it public
This doesn't add up at all. There's only one Joni Cameron Blair listed for UK, and confirmed resident in Nottingham (http://freelookup.co.uk/freelookup.php? ... eron-Blair).

In Sep 2013 someone calling themselves Joni Cameron Blair posted to a messageboard, claiming to have been a resident and victim of abuse in care, and then later a professional inspector of the same homes (https://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/201 ... me-appeal/)

There's another present-day reference to Joni Cameron Blair on a dodgy pseudo-medical website, where she is presented as a "skin care advisor" with 12 years experience, who can perform ECG's and blood tests - although it does not appear she has any professional status. (http://www.consultingroom.com/clinics/p ... our-derma/)

Finally, dear Joni is now an inspirational speaker (http://www.tcij.org/about-cij/our-speakers), where the blurb says she "was an independent inspector at the Social Service Registration and Inspectorate in Nottingham Council, who decided to blow a whistle on the systematic abuse and cover up of abuse in children’s homes, learning difficulties homes and nursing homes. As a result of her whistleblowing she has beed (sic) dismissed from her position and is now in civil litigation with her former employers"

Drawing all of this together, I smell BS. The Social Services Inspectorate seems to have been abolished in 2004, which approximately fits with Joni's 12 year career as a lay wart remover. So she must have "blown the whistle and been sacked" prior to 2004. But Nottingham Council didn't employ the local SSI Inspectors, for obvious reasons they were employed by central government.

There is no possibility of bringing a civil claim against her "former employers" (whoever they are) after that amount of time. There is nothing on google or Bailli to suggest that she has brought any action or made any public allegation (excepting the current TV appearance). She has been an exceptionally quiet whistle-blower, if nothing has been heard from her for >10 years.

And finally - to be appointed as an SSI Inspector of children’s homes, learning difficulties homes and nursing homes presumably requires knowledge and expertise? I did wonder if Ms Cameron Blair was a celebrated "care leaver" who might've been invited onto the inspection team to give a user perspective, but google has nothing to support that.

This all seems to be somewhat self-serving and unimportant, far from any sort of Establishment-shaking expose.
The picture of the woman on the "dodgy pseudo-medical website" hardly looks the same as the other pictures but I suppose it must be. The clinic she works at seems to be a standard NHS GP surgery and it looks to me as if she is actually a phlebotomist. That would tie up with the blood testing, taking blood pressure etc. Most phlebotomists are trained on the job so don't need formal qualifications. The skin care advice and beautician qualifications are just an added bonus. Of course none of that qualifies her to inspect children's care homes.
(http://www.consultingroom.com/clinics/p ... our-derma/)
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Normal Wisdom wrote:The skin care advice and beautician qualifications are just an added bonus. Of course none of that qualifies her to inspect children's care homes.
(http://www.consultingroom.com/clinics/p ... our-derma/)
Well spotted - I missed "Joni has been a skin care advisor for approximately seven years and has worked with Dermalogicas skin care range during this time". Dermalogica is of course a retail cosmetics company, with no medical or clinical status.

Ms Cameron-Blair appears to have no credible qualification or authority to inspect children's care homes, except with regard to correct practice of moisturising and exfoliation.
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Hercule Parrot wrote: Finally, dear Joni is now an inspirational speaker (http://www.tcij.org/about-cij/our-speakers), where the blurb says she "was an independent inspector at the Social Service Registration and Inspectorate in Nottingham Council, who decided to blow a whistle on the systematic abuse and cover up of abuse in children’s homes, learning difficulties homes and nursing homes. As a result of her whistleblowing she has beed (sic) dismissed from her position and is now in civil litigation with her former employers"
As she has been doing talks etc, on the back of "the abuse" - it is hardly breaking news now. Ceylon's standards for BS and being over dramatic have reached a new all time low
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New video from "Cak and M@c" or "Sack 'n' Crack" or King and Ceylon etc etc. I suppose it must tell us something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdW-yVd3LqE
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Normal Wisdom wrote:New video from "Cak and M@c" or "Sack 'n' Crack" or King and Ceylon etc etc. I suppose it must tell us something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdW-yVd3LqE
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vampireLOREN wrote:whatever next We Re Ra Ra ?.
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For convenience, they're apparently reading a book that was channeled.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Law_o ... aterial%29
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Wasn't sure were to post this and this seems as good a place as any.

Over on GOODF there are shall we say anti-jewish posts. One person who seems to be very angry about anything jewish (may be he was dumped by a jewish girl) is Kestral22. He denies that the holocaust ever happened and worships hitler. However, he has now posted something that shows he is an idiot and contradicts everything he has previously posted


http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 77#p393185

"Hitler & the National Socialist regime were the last true attempt to destroy the descendants of Khazaria & their evil globalist agenda, a victorious Germany would have set Europe free, if you wish to believe otherwise then read the above again...there is no turning back it is over....the persecution of this woman is a fine example of it."

So Kestral has said that the holocaust didn't happen and was just jewish propaganda - yet is now claiming Hitler was the last true attempt to destroy them. So if it wasn't the holocaust, how else did Hitler try to destroy them, it can't be as previously claimed by sending them to camps that were better than butlins
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I assume that "descendants of Khazaria" is the latest euphemism for Jews? Very sad to see the amount of vicious anti-Semitism which is tolerated on GOOFy.
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Hercule Parrot wrote:I assume that "descendants of Khazaria" is the latest euphemism for Jews? Very sad to see the amount of vicious anti-Semitism which is tolerated on GOOFy.
There was a theory some years ago that most modern European Jews were descended from the Khazars (a people in Central Asia who supposedly converted to Judaism at some point). The theory was originally propounded in a book called The Thirteenth Tribe. More recent genetic research has disproved the theory, but antisemites sometimes like to call Jews "Khazars" so they can claim that the modern Jews are not descended from the Israelites and Judeans of the Bible.
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Thanks Doc -

so they're going for "We don't hate the Jews, gosh no. We hate those awful Khazarians!".... ?

As the late Kenny Everett used to say, what a bunch of Cupid Stunts.
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Anyone else noticed how toned down and attention seeking Ceylon's video's have been recently.

There has been hardly any waving of arms or licking of lips from him. What happened to all the claims of Tom winning... Ceylon is looking more and more like a spent force with every new video.

His videos with the bald one are now just "look at me, look at me" - almost feel sorry for him :sarcasmon:
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I did mention that Tom Crawford will need to be quickly put behind them and forgotten.
ceylon Mark Haining will post anything to keep in the limelight now Crawford is spent force, hence those pointless videos.
I am still waiting for the obligatory U.K. Column interview with special guest star Guy Taylor giving us an autopsy on how they won it for Crawford.
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Bones wrote:Anyone else noticed how toned down and attention seeking Ceylon's video's have been recently.

There has been hardly any waving of arms or licking of lips from him. What happened to all the claims of Tom winning... Ceylon is looking more and more like a spent force with every new video.

His videos with the bald one are now just "look at me, look at me" - almost feel sorry for him :sarcasmon:
You've been reading too many of Mark's posts bones. It's spelt "farce" !!!!1!!!!! :snicker: His dress sense is slightly improved though down to his slice of the action from slimeballs scam.
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Now that he has been reunited with KingAbdullahKey, Ceylon's videos have largely reverted to the bland mix of apparently Egyptian based spiritualist tripe and conspiracy theory / freeman tosh that he published for a number of years on the SriLankerC YT channel and in parallel on KAK's own channel until the videos were mysteriously all deleted shortly before his extended absence. It seems that KAK is the driving "artistic" force behind most of these videos. Let's face it, Ceylon has never had a single original thought in his life and exists only by leeching off the crackpot ideas and gullible desperation of others.
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Losleones wrote:
Bones wrote:Anyone else noticed how toned down and attention seeking Ceylon's video's have been recently.

There has been hardly any waving of arms or licking of lips from him. What happened to all the claims of Tom winning... Ceylon is looking more and more like a spent force with every new video.

His videos with the bald one are now just "look at me, look at me" - almost feel sorry for him :sarcasmon:
You've been reading too many of Mark's posts bones. It's spelt "farce" !!!!1!!!!! :snicker: His dress sense is slightly improved though down to his slice of the action from slimeballs scam.
Has "Ceylon" ever posted anything longer than a sentence and used anything except lower case and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
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Normal Wisdom wrote:Now that he has been reunited with KingAbdullahKey, Ceylon's videos have largely reverted to the bland mix of apparently Egyptian based spiritualist tripe and conspiracy theory / freeman tosh that he published for a number of years on the SriLankerC YT channel and in parallel on KAK's own channel until the videos were mysteriously all deleted shortly before his extended absence. It seems that KAK is the driving "artistic" force behind most of these videos. Let's face it, Ceylon has never had a single original thought in his life and exists only by leeching off the crackpot ideas and gullible desperation of others.
I would agree with this, in fact I do wonder why KAK was absent and why he erased his channel, was he imprisoned or sectioned or absent for some other reason? It seems odd that he was gone for a relatively long period of time and then suddenly returned and then came straight back to form almost as though he was never away.
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