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Post by FatGambit »

He probably used to sell holidays there.
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he is prob the grandson of the ruler, as most of the freemans seem to be toffs,
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FatGambit wrote:He probably used to sell holidays there.
Don't think so - his travel company was coach excursions to classy resorts like Skegvegas & Mab Le Thorpe
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I would offer the explanation that maybe he was born on it's day of inception in 1972, but considering I was born that year too and he looks old enough to be my dad, I'll refrain from suggesting that in a serious tone :lol:
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FatGambit wrote:He probably used to sell holidays there.
As bones stated upthread it's most likely the last place he sent some poor suffering family on their holidays.

Client ; "Do i need medical or car insurance Mr.Haining?"
Pig tail ; "Computer say's no."
Client; " But what if i have an accident & it's my fault?"
Pig tail; "Then obviously it's their fault, put a claim in & sue the arse"
Client; What if I need hospital treatment?"
Pig tail; "Link to my many Utube channels, i cure many illnesses from cancer to asthma & even the common cold, no need"
Client;"I want to book, can i pay you with an A4V/PN or some shitty crappy bent WeRe cheque Mark?"

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Ceylon wrote:[06 July 2015 15:32] Ceylon©™:

<<< you have had your chance bumping next time I see you you will be meeting my fist you had chance to say something at the meeting but stayed quite pretending to be a good girl tom even said I will debate anyone just come and sit on stage and what did you do nothing you spineless shit then when I was talking you went quite again well divvy boy piss me of once more and I will come and see you in person no matter where you are and many more are looking for you just hope I get to you first
Could anyone actually see Mark in a fight ? I can see it now

He would start off shouting "I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you"

Then he disappears to the back of crowd silently
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Llwellyn wrote:- Side Note - for those wondering.. the Magna Carta (which is a document many of the 'child' countries and the UK have used as a foundation ..) was written for the LORDS.. Landholders/People of Title - who supplied to the Royalty. When it refers to a free person in it.. it is of a time, where only the Nobility were 'free' .. everyone else was a vassal. This means it ONLY applied to them! :) - love history, and reading, and referencing.
Not quite. There were a few "freemen" and merchants. Most people were serfs/vassals, but there were were some others.

This has nothing to do with the FMOTL (lam, or land).
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Bones wrote:
Ceylon wrote:[06 July 2015 15:32] Ceylon©™:

<<< you have had your chance bumping next time I see you you will be meeting my fist you had chance to say something at the meeting but stayed quite pretending to be a good girl tom even said I will debate anyone just come and sit on stage and what did you do nothing you spineless shit then when I was talking you went quite again well divvy boy piss me of once more and I will come and see you in person no matter where you are and many more are looking for you just hope I get to you first
Could anyone actually see Mark in a fight ? I can see it now

He would start off shouting "I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you, I will hit you"

Then he disappears to the back of crowd silently
There is a video somewhere of him in an altercation with a Welsh Lock Smith. :shrug:
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The Port Talbot eviction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvEXjs_oJd0.

I believe it's been posted before.
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PeanutGallery wrote:The Port Talbot eviction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvEXjs_oJd0.

I believe it's been posted before.
Thank you Peanut, I don't really like violence and the lock smith certainly over stepped the mark....But I get Great Pleasure in seeing this again. "Gaz I've lost me phone". :haha:
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After watching that video i am of the belief that when his wife goes to work and he is home alone he ceases to be known as Mark Haining and becomes Margaret Haining as that explains why he has a ponytail.
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vampireLOREN wrote: Thank you Peanut, I don't really like violence and the lock smith certainly over stepped the mark....But I get Great Pleasure in seeing this again. "Gaz I've lost me phone". :haha:
For your viewing pleasure and everyone elses :haha:

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PeanutGallery wrote:The Port Talbot eviction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvEXjs_oJd0.

I believe it's been posted before.
I didn't know but I am not surprised that Ceylon was one of those idiots that argued that s.2 of the LPA (MP) 1989 applied to deeds @5.35 approx
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Bones wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote: Thank you Peanut, I don't really like violence and the lock smith certainly over stepped the mark....But I get Great Pleasure in seeing this again. "Gaz I've lost me phone". :haha:
For your viewing pleasure and everyone elses :haha:

Ding ding round one
Thank You Bones !!!!!!1!! I got a strange warm glow all over :Axe: .
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vampireLOREN wrote:
Bones wrote:
vampireLOREN wrote: Thank you Peanut, I don't really like violence and the lock smith certainly over stepped the mark....But I get Great Pleasure in seeing this again. "Gaz I've lost me phone". :haha:
Now listen to what he says just a few months ago.
13 min in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3yu20KPAs
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vampireLOREN wrote:Thank you Peanut, I don't really like violence ...
No sensible person does. But these people deliberately engineered, provoked and escalated a confrontation. Maybe they should've paid their debts instead.
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Now listen to what he says just a few months ago.
13 min in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3yu20KPAs[/quote]

:haha: :haha: " Don't take my word for it"!

You really showed those Policemen & the locksmith didn't you Mark.
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Losleones wrote:Now listen to what he says just a few months ago.
13 min in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3yu20KPAs

I always think a couple of pints of lager on the speaker's table & a few tables & odd boxes stacked up in the background adds an aura of professionalism to these presentations.

I assume that the bailiffs bring a locksmith to gain entry in order to keep costs down. A new lock is cheaper than a new door and frame and they have a duty to the dispossessed to keep their costs down.

I noticed how short his ponytail is in this video, must have been from a while back.
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Now young Steven Spy is appearing tomorrow at Oldham Magistrates 11:00. (Friday)
It is for Council Tax, argument prepared by Roger ( so there is hope for a committal to custody).
I do hope he wears his fake Bobby suit and Pig mask.
Roy the GreenMedia Guru has disappeared off the scene.....that is a real worry, he was due to appear in court on the 06/07/2015 maybe he is locked up? :shrug: :thinking: :shrug:
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YiamCross wrote:I assume that the bailiffs bring a locksmith to gain entry in order to keep costs down. A new lock is cheaper than a new door and frame and they have a duty to the dispossessed to keep their costs down.
That and fit new locks if it is a repossession. I've seen a locksmith getting into somewhere by only drilling a small hole in the door and lock. It was so subtle the owner came back and didn't initially notice it had been done.
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