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The Second Battle of Crawford's Castle, a Nottingham Farce...
Please continue here, at one time we limited threads to 100 posts because of some technical issues with long threads and the Tom Crawford thread has become long enough that its both cumbersome and it worries me it may slow down the rest of the forum.
I must say I am glad to see such avid interest from the UK!
Now, we return you to the regularly scheduled conspiracy to commit violent acts....
I must say I am glad to see such avid interest from the UK!
Now, we return you to the regularly scheduled conspiracy to commit violent acts....
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The police have no doubt chucked up a couple of hand held radios to make communication easier. I thought radio transmissions by the police used TETRA and are scrambled though, but you can buy kits that you will allow to listen in but they are not cheap. It is however illegal to listen in to the Police in the UK so recording it and then posting the result on you tube must be in goofy terms "well dodgy"Jeffrey wrote:Interesting that the negotiation audio seems to have been transmitted via some sort of two way radio which was being recorded by people outside of the house. Further evidence of collusion by the people outside the house and those who broke into it.
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Guy is telling the police how it is........................ the coverage is nowhere as good as Ginger's though. be warned.
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It kind of looks like it might come from a newspaper but they couldn't use the English language to put a sentence together without spelling errors, incorrect grammar or hilarious punctuation if their lives depended on it. On top of that the ideas they try to express are essentially incoherent even where they are not out there in the realms of fantasy. So:
I hope for their sake these informants haven't given any of Crawford's numpties any means of identifying them. Not that it seems credible in any way that one copper would fall for their crap, let alone 3.
I hope for their sake these informants haven't given any of Crawford's numpties any means of identifying them. Not that it seems credible in any way that one copper would fall for their crap, let alone 3.
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Why does Guy want to see the warrant, just show the Old Bill the bloody Victory Judgement , the one you patiently explained to us and the dopey reporter that meant Tom had won.Skeleton wrote:Guy is telling the police how it is........................ the coverage is nowhere as good as Ginger's though. be warned.
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So in their world the best way to beat a conspiracy charge is to post online that they've been conspiring (even if said statement contains lies and/or exaggerations)?YiamCross wrote:
Interesting tactic...
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I guess because Tom left his copy in the house when he was evicted?hardcopy wrote: Why does Guy want to see the warrant
If he can shout up to Ceylon perhaps he can look for it in the loft?
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I'm not sure a loft is still a loft when the floor has been removed from below. Probably best described now as a "vaulted ceiling".NG3 wrote:
If he can shout up to Ceylon perhaps he can look for it in the loft?
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"Have they been fed and watered?"hardcopy wrote:Why does Guy want to see the warrant, just show the Old Bill the bloody Victory Judgement , the one you patiently explained to us and the dopey reporter that meant Tom had won.Skeleton wrote:Guy is telling the police how it is........................ the coverage is nowhere as good as Ginger's though. be warned.
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Ha ha ha, and one of them as a full udder that needs seeing to too!!!1!!!
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HardCopy mate, he is asking for food and water for the people on the roof. At least I think it is Guy, he paused for breath at one point and started listening to what the Policeman was saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Said Policeman was last seen on a stretcher muttering "Guy listened to me, i am not mad, please listen to me, Guy actually listened to me" I hope he gets over the shock.hardcopy wrote:Why does Guy want to see the warrant, just show the Old Bill the bloody Victory Judgement , the one you patiently explained to us and the dopey reporter that meant Tom had won.Skeleton wrote:Guy is telling the police how it is........................ the coverage is nowhere as good as Ginger's though. be warned.
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'tis a shame one of them hasn't got some coffee to go with it.YiamCross wrote: Ha ha ha, and one of them as a full udder that needs seeing to too!!!1!!!
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Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
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It is using up a lot of resources,a real shame , some over time being paid here me thinksGregg wrote:Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
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It's gay pride in the city today as well, and there's a football match on so there are police everywhere. We've probably imported officers for the day.Gregg wrote:Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
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Some big pay packets this month thenNG3 wrote:It's gay pride in the city today as well, and there's a football match on so there are police everywhere. We've probably imported officers for the day.Gregg wrote:Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
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You have, my daughter lives in one of the old Married Quarters at RAF Scampton, she is married to a Policeman, he is lapping this up Nice bloke to be fair.NG3 wrote:It's gay pride in the city today as well, and there's a football match on so there are police everywhere. We've probably imported officers for the day.Gregg wrote:Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
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Its Pride? Saylon missed that then........timcurgenven1 wrote:Some big pay packets this month thenNG3 wrote:It's gay pride in the city today as well, and there's a football match on so there are police everywhere. We've probably imported officers for the day.Gregg wrote:Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
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Yeah, saw an ex of mine in town today (police officer) & she's buzzing about overtime.timcurgenven1 wrote:Some big pay packets this month thenNG3 wrote:It's gay pride in the city today as well, and there's a football match on so there are police everywhere. We've probably imported officers for the day.Gregg wrote:Anyone else think it would be a good day to rob a bank in the area?
Ironic really, Ceylon rails against the banks, but they're not losing any sleep, and they will get their money, he rails against the police, but he's ensured them overtime and extra pay, and the only people he's hurting is Tom Crawford and the tax payers of Nottingham, the people he pretends to help.
How can one man get it so wrong?
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Yes, Gay pride march from the castle to the lace district, street drinkers pride marched from Emmanuel House Support Centre across the road to the off-license and in Carlton we had Stupid pride where the stupid marched to the police blockade at fearn close to demonstrate their stupidity.vampireLOREN wrote:Its Pride? Saylon missed that then........timcurgenven1 wrote:Some big pay packets this month thenNG3 wrote:
It's gay pride in the city today as well, and there's a football match on so there are police everywhere. We've probably imported officers for the day.
Something for everyone on a summers Saturday in the sunny city of Nottingham.