The Second Battle of Crawford's Castle, a Nottingham Farce...

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As far as I can tell Craig's business is just a 'Get rich quick' website of the 'Send me £200 and I will tell you how to create a get rich quick website where you can charge people £200 for information on how to set up a get rich quick website where they can charge other people £200 to....' type. The sort of thing that leads to every local newspaper comments section to be awash with "My aunt made $2800 last month working from home..." posts.

I doubt if he's ever made a profit or recouped the money he paid out for this can't fail money system.
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longdog wrote:As far as I can tell Craig's business is just a 'Get rich quick' website of the 'Send me £200 and I will tell you how to create a get rich quick website where you can charge people £200 for information on how to set up a get rich quick website where they can charge other people £200 to....' type. The sort of thing that leads to every local newspaper comments section to be awash with "My aunt made $2800 last month working from home..." posts.

I doubt if he's ever made a profit or recouped the money he paid out for this can't fail money system.
He wont make much if you have adblock installed, it obliterates half of what he is trying to selll you. :snicker: :snicker:
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grixit wrote:BTW, do we have actual confirmation of Craig's supposed wealth?
IMO, if Craig had any wealth behind him he is the type to flash the cash.

In the Nottingham Post his address is given as Ockbrook Drive, looking on Rightmove this seems to be an apartment area, price of the premises in the region of 100/120k.
For someone who has said how much dosh he earned from his scheme, I would have expected him to flash his cash and live in a more expensive property. Or maybe he has spent all his money on his body art and personal trainer fees ( or a more chemically based 'training aid' - have you seen his biceps?)
I also suspect that his car is heavily financed or leased.
No evidence for all of my suspicions, just gut feeling and the experience of someone who has seen a house built of straw before.

I would not be surprised if he is a tenant as opposed to owner occupier.
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Jeffrey wrote:https://twitter.com/bastionradio/status ... 0022223872

Need ya'll to retweet.
°° SNARF °° ‏@MammaMumra 3h3 hours ago

@bastionradio trolls need to be ignored/blocked. They are there to deflect from truth and distract reasoned debate.

That tweet says it all, they do not know how to debate, all it would be would be a session of La La La "I am not listening to you, but you must listen to me" La La La.

Enough said :Axe:
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Pox wrote:
grixit wrote:BTW, do we have actual confirmation of Craig's supposed wealth?
IMO, if Craig had any wealth behind him he is the type to flash the cash.

In the Nottingham Post his address is given as Ockbrook Drive, looking on Rightmove this seems to be an apartment area, price of the premises in the region of 100/120k.
For someone who has said how much dosh he earned from his scheme, I would have expected him to flash his cash and live in a more expensive property. Or maybe he has spent all his money on his body art and personal trainer fees ( or a more chemically based 'training aid' - have you seen his biceps?)
I also suspect that his car is heavily financed or leased.
No evidence for all of my suspicions, just gut feeling and the experience of someone who has seen a house built of straw before.

I would not be surprised if he is a tenant as opposed to owner occupier.
To be fair, even if his business is making him some income, i would imagine getting a mortgage secured on it would be problematical unless he could of course prove he was making X amount a month from it and that it had lots of mileage left in it.
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Jeffrey wrote:https://twitter.com/bastionradio/status ... 0022223872

Need ya'll to retweet.
I'd think if 'the trolls' won, they'd find a reason not to allow them air time. Remember the definition of 'troll' in those parts is someone who doesn't automatically jump on the bandwagon when they are told to do so.
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Any updates from the courts yet?
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timcurgenven1 wrote:Any updates from the courts yet?
Court's? What's happening?
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JonnyL wrote:
timcurgenven1 wrote:Any updates from the courts yet?
Court's? What's happening?
I thought tom was up before the beak?

Oops, just checked and i got my dates wrong
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Grand Jury required in Luton, any volunteers? :haha:

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Unfortunately I'm close enough to Luton to be able to attend that one (I say unfortunately because Luton isn't exactly a cultural mecca (it isn't even a mecca of bingo's)).
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A second Grand Jury?

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grixit wrote:BTW, do we have actual confirmation of Craig's supposed wealth?
Pretty impossible to prove but IMO I'd say he's not got a pot to piss in. He's strikes me as a poser & he had real wealth he'd be sort to be driving around in an Audi R8 & not an Audi ladies car. If he was minted he'd also bail his parents out of their mess.
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Amanda Pike, ‎Eviction the fraud of the bank
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***STANBY WE MAY NEED HELP ASAP** MY PARENTS HAVE GONE TO THE LOCK UP TO MEET THE VAN THAT IS DELIVERING THAT ONE LORRY LOAD THEY TOOK. THE MEN ARE REFUSING TO PUT IT IN THE LOCK UP AND ARE MAKING A BIG PILE IN THE RAIN IN THE CAR PARK FAR FROM THE LOCK UP. ITS ONLY MY MUM AMD DAD THERE. dads on the phone to walker Morris to get this sorted but it may not be. So if people are free to help we would appreciate it iF walker morris dont sort this out. ANIMALS ABSOULTE ANIMALS
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guilty wrote:
Amanda Pike, ‎Eviction the fraud of the bank
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***STANBY WE MAY NEED HELP ASAP** MY PARENTS HAVE GONE TO THE LOCK UP TO MEET THE VAN THAT IS DELIVERING THAT ONE LORRY LOAD THEY TOOK. THE MEN ARE REFUSING TO PUT IT IN THE LOCK UP AND ARE MAKING A BIG PILE IN THE RAIN IN THE CAR PARK FAR FROM THE LOCK UP. ITS ONLY MY MUM AMD DAD THERE. dads on the phone to walker Morris to get this sorted but it may not be. So if people are free to help we would appreciate it iF walker morris dont sort this out. ANIMALS ABSOULTE ANIMALS
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Tom has probably done something to piss the delivery people off.
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Amanda Pike Ps 6 security in attendance with a police helicopter fly over.....for my mum and dad and sister! Dicks!

Amanda Pike Adys account got shut down yesterday too. So im guessing they were expecting to be lynched. I repeat. Dickheads. We are peaceful people as a family and you guys. They are a bloody joke
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So they're trying to flash mob the furniture delivery, exactly what they were warned not to do.
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THE MEN ARE REFUSING TO PUT IT IN THE LOCK UP AND ARE MAKING A BIG PILE IN THE RAIN IN THE CAR PARK FAR FROM THE LOCK UP.
The answer is in the question... "in the car park far from the lock up"

If you look at the small print conditions of carriage / delivery for most hauliers, couriers and businesses you will probably find a clause which says something along the lines of "Delivery will be effected to within 10 metres of the public highway" or something similar.

In effect this means "Speak to the driver nicely and he'll probably lug your gear into the premises... Piss him off and he'll dump it on the kerb in the rain."
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Jeffrey wrote:So they're trying to flash mob the furniture delivery, exactly what they were warned not to do.
SEND FOR CEYLON!!!1!!!! He will arrest the lot of em, and bring them before a grand jury, BOOM !!!1!!!!!