The Second Battle of Crawford's Castle, a Nottingham Farce...

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Entertaining to me. Last few minutes a bit dry because of silence, but really good first half.
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Normal Wisdom wrote:I've just uploaded my first video to YouTube. In fact it's the first video that I've ever made. According to YouTube, it's still saving the thumbnail but it's been saying that for over and hour so I may have to give up. Anyway, see what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a69znTP ... e=youtu.be
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Excellent video, Normal. It explains the situation perfectly. You could show that video to a ten year old and they would understand it.
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Very good Normal, just one critisisum, do you think you could do one in plain English and not Legaleze so I can understand :D
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Normal Wisdom wrote:I've just uploaded my first video to YouTube. In fact it's the first video that I've ever made. According to YouTube, it's still saving the thumbnail but it's been saying that for over and hour so I may have to give up. Anyway, see what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a69znTP ... e=youtu.be
NICE VIDEO, VERY GOOD WORK
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Amanda's list appears to have been given an upgrade.
shes now on the top of our security list to prosecute first,
Yesterday it was just a "list". Today it is a "security list". Who knows what tomorrow will bring as that list grows longer and longer.
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rumpelstilzchen wrote:Excellent video, Normal. It explains the situation perfectly. You could show that video to a ten year old and they would understand it.
Well done.
A ten year old, sure. But Ceylon and his compatriots...
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A ten year old, sure. But Ceylon and his compatriots...
I'm sure they would understand it. But they would refuse to accept it. When presented with the truth they tend to stick their fingers in their ears and sing "La, la, la, la...."
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Normal Wisdom wrote:I've just uploaded my first video to YouTube. In fact it's the first video that I've ever made. According to YouTube, it's still saving the thumbnail but it's been saying that for over and hour so I may have to give up. Anyway, see what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a69znTP ... e=youtu.be
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Normal Wisdom wrote:I've just uploaded my first video to YouTube. In fact it's the first video that I've ever made. According to YouTube, it's still saving the thumbnail but it's been saying that for over and hour so I may have to give up. Anyway, see what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a69znTP ... e=youtu.be
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Well done Normal - I think it also inadvertently shows up Tom's claim of having paid £140k to B&B to be false. I min 12 secs in it clearly shows from Feb 89 that TC will be paying £378.10 pcm interest (calculated Aug 88 when BoE base rate was 9.875%) . If he'd paid that for 25 years that would be £113.4k.

BoE base rates peaked a couple of years later, but were soon down to between 6 & 7% from 1993 - 99 then no more than 5% from 2001 and down to 0.5% in 2009.
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Have yet to watch it, can't at work, but based on the comments here, is anyone going to post this video on GOOFy, could be interesting...
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NYGman wrote:Have yet to watch it, can't at work, but based on the comments here, is anyone going to post this video on GOOFy, could be interesting...
Using the powers invested in me by the grand wizard of the YouTube special grand jury, and by the use of posse comitatus I do hereby deputise any and all freemen of quatloos.com allowing them to post said audio-visual evidence on goodf, and to indict (is that right? Why is there a "t" in it?) all miscreants, under section 3 of the make it up as you go along act 2013

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Been on holiday so missed them going full retard and attempting to reclaim the house and it seems like the weather has been great.

As for his court case tomorrow, it is at the F&Y court and from my memory, the 2 i have been in were small compared to Magistrates and probably struggle to seat any more than the 12 that are allowed in there is also the chance they moved it to F&Y due to being smaller courts and much easier to manage.

Helicopter i think we might share with Derby and Leics, can recall hearing something about merging the 3 though this was a couple of years back and might have only been a proposal.

Will finish catching up on this thread later as it seems quiet a bit has gone off.
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Seems Bastion Radio cancelled their show tonight with no notice.
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rumpelstilzchen wrote:Amanda's list appears to have been given an upgrade.
shes now on the top of our security list to prosecute first,
Yesterday it was just a "list". Today it is a "security list". Who knows what tomorrow will bring as that list grows longer and longer.
Scarey stuff.
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excellent the vid Normal.. I wonder what the Silly Hat Six will make of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a69znTP ... e=youtu.be
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rumpelstilzchen wrote: You could show that video to a ten year old and they would understand it.
But show it to a Crawford and they wouldn't.
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Good video. Explains the situation correctly. Could have been better without so much silence. Maybe some dogs barking, chickens clucking, Tom's claims from his own videos.
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