The Second Battle of Crawford's Castle, a Nottingham Farce...

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SoLongCeylon wrote:I went on holiday the day of the roof was stormed - following the whole thing for the next 10 days whenever I could find some wifi was so much fun I didn't need to start my holiday book ( an exciting bio of Philip Schofield ). I have so much video footage to catch up on. There is nothing like this on TV - my family now ask about developments, especially regarding the fate of Betty. If the roof storming had taken place in December the brave six could have been named : Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet and Cupid.

I know it has been said before but these idiots have blown £100k from the value of Castle Crawford but they are so stupid they do not realise this is what they have done. Highlights over the past 10 days are of course the arrests, Ceylon buckling under the first bit of pressure from a Judge and Craig trying to read out some parts of a statute to a couple of uninterested Coppers in Fearne Chase.

Could someone help with providing a link to the Grand Jury video please?

Thinking of making the 2 hr drive to Nottingham on 10th Aug to see these people in real life.
if i was you i could wait for the trial, the aug 10th will just be to set the trail dates, also the link to the grand jury has gone, the video has been deleted, you mossed a treat, it was comedy gold
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So Sue Crawford, who's grasp of the written English is so poor her emails are barely comprehensibly, accuses someone else of being to unable to understand English, maybe she should write something that people can understand !! :haha:
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AndyPandy wrote:Image
So Sue Crawford, who's grasp of the written English is so poor her emails are barely comprehensibly, accuses someone else of being to unable to understand English, maybe she should write something that people can understand !! :haha:[/quote]

I am still trying to work out what she is trying to say and yes English is my first language. Is she trying to suggest the missing chicken was in one of the black bags they asked the drivers to dump? I am being serious, i do not understand what she is asking for.
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her grasp of english seems as bad as her grasp of paying the endowment policy
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Skeleton wrote:
AndyPandy wrote:Image
So Sue Crawford, who's grasp of the written English is so poor her emails are barely comprehensibly, accuses someone else of being to unable to understand English, maybe she should write something that people can understand !! :haha:
I am still trying to work out what she is trying to say and yes English is my first language. Is she trying to suggest the missing chicken was in one of the black bags they asked the drivers to dump? I am being serious, i do not understand what she is asking for.[/quote]

I think that's it in a nutshell, they asked where their belongings were (including the chicken), Walker Morris said 'it's all in the black bags we delivered' so yes, they're asking was the chicken in one of the black bags?

They're only bothered about the chicken, don't seem too concerned about Nicole being taken, they've probably been trying to get rid of her for years!
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Do any of their supporters not find the CIA style black-bar redactions suspicious?

By the way hasn't it been nearly a week since they got the warrant?

And what was the second grand jury for?
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Jeffrey wrote:Do any of their supporters not find the CIA style black-bar redactions suspicious?
Tbh. I don't know why they bothered.

There's enough clues to locate them if someone desired.
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I think it's NG20 which is Worksop.
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SoLongCeylon wrote:...

Thinking of making the 2 hr drive to Nottingham on 10th Aug to see these people in real life.
It's 3 hours for me but damned tempting. I may try to find a Quatloos hat and eye patch (is there a merchandising dept?) but I think getting the daggar in could create problems.

Let me know if you decide to go, it might be enough to tip the balance.
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YiamCross wrote:I may try to find a Quatloos hat and eye patch.
Try http://www.luvyababes.co.uk/mens-pirate.irc in the Victoria centre...
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any more mad someone comes onto the scene to show just how crazy a person can get. I think the Crawfords are becoming some kind of beacon of crazy attracting the saddest and maddest cast-offs that no one else will take on. It can only end badly. Actaully, it can only end much worse, we're already way past badly.
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YiamCross wrote:Just when you thought it couldn't get any more mad someone comes onto the scene to show just how crazy a person can get. I think the Crawfords are becoming some kind of beacon of crazy attracting the saddest and maddest cast-offs that no one else will take on. It can only end badly. Actaully, it can only end much worse, we're already way past badly.
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Charming character:

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longdog wrote:I think it's NG20 which is Worksop.
Don't think so - Worksop is S80 & S81.

NG20 is the area between Worksop & Mansfield - the old mining villages like Shirebrook & Warsop in the Meden Valley. Even so I don't think it would be NG20, the line before appears to end in Nottingham and if you addressed anything to that area you'd address it Nottinghamshire or Notts or Mansfield - or even Derbyshire as a the western part of NG20 is in NE Derbys.
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Posted by Ceylon on GOODF, you tube by Craig Crawford, having a go at Bamping -
http://Www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 60&t=90502
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PS- if link doesn't work go to GOODF, latest news - Bradley Knight cancels his little comedy show ( sorry, get mixed up between Bamping and Knight!)
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NG3 wrote:Charming character:
And by association [restraint mode]a little foolish[/restraint mode] as well:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fzr6j
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Pox wrote:Posted by Ceylon on GOODF, you tube by Craig Crawford, having a go at Bamping -
http://Www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 60&t=90502
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