Chips 'n Dips

[Gregg]

Wow. So that means Greg got injected with a blank chip, totally useless. What a waste of money traveling all that way to Clint, TX.

It wouldn't serve any function for me, I have a whole motherboard in my left ribcage already, a GPS locator in my femur, two USB ports, an HDMI output and 9v input in my foot and the bluetooth transceiver is cleverly located in my, well, a private part of me that I can deploy "in the field" for better range. There ain't a whole lot of human left, now that I think about it with my dual core processor....

[notorial dissent]

But keeping all the right batteries around must be a never ending problem. I have enough problems trying to find batteries for the watch I don't wear.

[The Observer]

I can only imagine where Gregg has his fax machine stored and where the faxes come out.

[Judge Roy Bean]

I can only imagine where Gregg has his fax machine stored and where the faxes come out.

There's an old joke about three very competitive technology moguls playing golf one day and showing off their latest gadgets ... and the punch line goes something like "as he squatted in the grass, (player x) said, "hold on, the fax is coming in now."

[Deep Knight]

... bluetooth transceiver is cleverly located in my, well, a private part of me that I can deploy "in the field" for better range.

Not a bad idea, and no doubt date bait for those techie girls. I have my Bluetooth transceiver implanted in a tooth, but there have always been problems and recently it's been turning blue.