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ArthurWankspittle wrote:[.. Of course Ceylon owning a house would fit right in with his hypocrisy and two faced-ness, especially if it were purchased with a mortgage.
As opposed to bought with cash from the suckers who contribute to Goofy which would not be hypocritical or two faced in any way whatsoever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m_aZyeWLGA

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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.92402 ... !1e1?hl=en

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I can't take the credit for the above, as it was given to me by a 3rd party
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Bones wrote: Image
111 Stamford Road, West Bridgford, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG2 6GG
£130,000 Semi-Detached, Freehold 04 Feb 2004

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/NG2-6GG.html
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From what I understand - he does not own this property. The property is rented and the actual owner is overseas
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NG3 wrote:111 Stamford Road, West Bridgford, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG2 6GG
£130,000 Semi-Detached, Freehold 04 Feb 2004
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/NG2-6GG.html
Not too far from me then. About twenty odd doors away. I won't say in which direction. :mrgreen:
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Bones wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m_aZyeWLGA


I can't take the credit for the above, as it was given to me by a 3rd party
Looking at that makes me wonder why I am paying my water rates?

But I do, and will continue to do so, but it does make you wonder what is the worst that may happen?
A CCJ maybe? (Something I have never had, nor wish to have) but am wondering if this is the only downside?
I imagine that with a CCJ on file it would be tough to get a mortgage or rental agreement though.
Is that how it works?
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Pox wrote:
Bones wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m_aZyeWLGA


I can't take the credit for the above, as it was given to me by a 3rd party
Looking at that makes me wonder why I am paying my water rates?

But I do, and will continue to do so, but it does make you wonder what is the worst that may happen?
A CCJ maybe? (Something I have never had, nor wish to have) but am wondering if this is the only downside?
I imagine that with a CCJ on file it would be tough to get a mortgage or rental agreement though.
Is that how it works?
I've always treated the water rates as being very much a low priority debt as there is precious little they can actually do to me apart from get a CCJ and I've had them before and my credit rating is about as low as it can get anyway which suits me just fine.

I've always been very open with them... They'll get paid most of the money most of the time but if it's a choice between paying them and eating / heating the flat / paying vets bills or the occasional monumental piss-up then they'll have to either wait and get what I can afford or go f**k themselves :snicker:
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Bones wrote: I can't take the credit for the above, as it was given to me by a 3rd party
Hang on a minute.....do my eyes deceive me or can I see, not one, but two wheelie bins?
Please don't tell me Ceylon uses the services provided by Nottingham Council?
That would be too funny.
It can't be true.
Those photos must be fake.
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It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
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rumpelstilzchen wrote: Please don't tell me Ceylon uses the services provided by Nottingham Council?
Rushcliffe council

It's south of the border
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Post by rumpelstilzchen »

NG3 wrote:
Rushcliffe council

It's south of the border
Phew! That's OK then.
Er....hang on a minute. It's not OK. Ceylon tells us that council tax is "FRAUD!"
Please don't tell me Ceylon uses services that are provided by a council and are funded by council tax revenue.
That would be too funny.
It can't be true.
Those photos must be fake.
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It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
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Before Mark starts crying like a baby about someone posting his address on the internet. The person that actually posted Mark's address was...

Drum roll, please .....

Masterbater Ceylon

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/ ... 5?unfold=1

Dear Nottingham City Council,

@ 9AM on 10/02/2015 someone who works for Nottingham City Council
trespassed on my property 111 Stamford Road, West Bridgford,
Nottingham, NG2 6GG.
I require the name of the trespasser.
I also require the name of who ordered him to trespass.
I also require the name of the wo/man who gave the original order.

Yours faithfully,

Master Ceylon
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Bones wrote:Before Mark starts crying like a baby about someone posting his address on the internet. The person that actually posted Mark's address was...

Drum roll, please .....

Masterbater Ceylon

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/ ... 5?unfold=1

Dear Nottingham City Council,

@ 9AM on 10/02/2015 someone who works for Nottingham City Council
trespassed on my property 111 Stamford Road, West Bridgford,
Nottingham, NG2 6GG.
I require the name of the trespasser.
I also require the name of who ordered him to trespass.
I also require the name of the wo/man who gave the original order.

Yours faithfully,

Master Ceylon
If anyone is interested, the trespasser was

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/ ... e.pdf.html

"The letter was delivered by Barlaw; we therefore do not hold the name of their
individual employee who delivered the letter. Therefore, under s.1 of the Act we can
confirm that we cannot supply this information as it is not held by this Authority. "

http://www.barlawsecurities.co.uk/default_001.php

read some of the FOI requests this muppet has made :haha:
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Bones wrote:Before Mark starts crying like a baby about someone posting his address on the internet. The person that actually posted Mark's address was...

Drum roll, please .....

Masterbater Ceylon
Yes. I personally wouldn't have posted it if he hadn't already made it public domain.

I have a personal no-outing policy, although I see that as up to the individual, and subject to forum rules (if they have one on the matter)
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NG3 wrote:
Bones wrote: Image
111 Stamford Road, West Bridgford, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG2 6GG
£130,000 Semi-Detached, Freehold 04 Feb 2004

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/NG2-6GG.html
That address rings a bell, wasn't it where Tom Crawford wanted his goods delivering too, we were trying to decipher what was under the marker pen
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Post by Hercule Parrot »

wanglepin wrote:
NG3 wrote:111 Stamford Road, West Bridgford, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire NG2 6GG
£130,000 Semi-Detached, Freehold 04 Feb 2004
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/NG2-6GG.html
Not too far from me then. About twenty odd doors away. I won't say in which direction. :mrgreen:
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Hercule Parrot wrote:£100 to the charity of your choice if you climb on his roof and shout some tripe about masonic paedos
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!1!!!!, and have Bones calling me a goofer and Normal Wisdom making vids of me. GIMME SOME CRED!!!!1!!!!
You might get some hoaxer now taking you up on that offer.Maybe Haining will get one of his goofer sycophants to do it. He got Crawford to go along with his wacky schemes and plots and Sycophant Sallie is definitely game for a laugh.
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Looked on the public Land Registry and it's not registered in Ceylon's name.
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Apropos of nothing, a bit of kak without m@c or is it m@c without kak? I can never tell which is which when the cowardly lion has his tatoo sleeve on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNsxDexcgYQ 13:46 in, doesn't he look different without his shades and his car?
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AndyPandy wrote:Looked on the public Land Registry and it's not registered in Ceylon's name.
What's his dog called?

As if Haining would ever be in a position to own a house. The bloke can't afford a haircut.
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Pox wrote:It's the injunction case tomorrow, deferred from when he said he hadn't received the paperwork.
I thought that I would just have a little peep before bedtime on the Cause List for the Royal Courts of Justice for hearings for tomorrow and I see that the Gillard v Haining case is indeed listed to be heard in Court 37 after 2pm. But what a small world.....look at who just so happens to be in the same court, on the same day, and before the same Judge.


INTERIM APPLICATIONS COURT
COURT 37
Before MR JUSTICE PHILLIPS
Thursday, 3rd September 2015
At 10 o’clock
UNROBED
APPLICATIONS WITHOUT NOTICE

Not before half past 10
APPLICATION NOTICES
IHQ/15/0503 Crawford v Bradford & Bingley Plc
IHQ/15/0521 Same v Same

Not before half past 11
APPLICATION NOTICE
IHQ/15/0515 Utopia Food Ltd v Bakers Food & Allied Workers Union

At 2 o’clock
APPLICATIONS WITHOUT NOTICE

Not before 2 o’clock
APPLICATION NOTICE
IHQ/15/0507 Gillard v Haining
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