You left out my personal favorite. A current Canadian senator who's day job is managing Barefax, an Ottawa strip club.
Patrick Brazeau (born November 11, 1974) is a suspended[1] Canadian senator, who until February 7, 2013, was sitting with the Conservative Party. At the age of 40, he was the youngest member of the Senate. From February 2006 until January 2009 he held the position of national chief of the Congress of Aboriginal Peoples. Brazeau was expelled from the Conservative caucus following his February 7, 2013, arrest for domestic assault and sexual assault.[2] Brazeau is currently employed as day manager of an Ottawa strip club called the BareFax.[3]
He's an exemplary example to the rest of us Canadians.
On February 7, 2013, scarcely nine days after the Spence incident, Brazeau was arrested for an incident relating to domestic violence.[29][30] He was charged with assault and sexual assault in Gatineau court house the next day. After a short court appearance Brazeau was released on $1000 bail on the condition he not go within 150 metres of the victim's work or home.[31][32] Government Senate Leader Marjory LeBreton later announced that, pending a resolution to Brazeau's legal situation, the Senator will be removed from the Conservative caucus and barred from taking his seat, although the Senator will still be paid his full salary.[33] Brazeau is scheduled to stand trial for sexual assault in March 2015.
April 10, 2014, the day before a trial was to be set, police allege that he was intoxicated and got into an altercation with a woman. They arrested him on new charges of assault, cocaine possession, uttering threats and breach of bail conditions. He has plead not guilty.[34]
In October 13, 2014, Brazeau was charged for intoxicated driving. An officer investigated an unconscious Brazeau as he parked and was seated behind the steering wheel and he detected a strong scent of liquor. Brazeau tested for .16 BAC at the police station.[35] He is officially charged with:violating bail conditions and intoxicated driving. A knife was found in his vehicle, and he was charged with weapons possession violating bail conditions. Brazeau was court ordered to two months of detox rehabilitation as he awaits trial.[36]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Brazeau