The Crawfords post eviction liabilities

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Pox wrote:
But I would love to read Ebert's version if someone could get it from Facebook for me?

I imagine it will be like watching a film and then reading the book afterwards and comparing what bits have been added/deleted/sensationalised or just made up.
https://www.facebook.com/download/14929 ... etails.pdf

Not sure if this will work if you don't have a facebook account. If not I'll think of something else.
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YiamCross wrote:
Pox wrote:
But I would love to read Ebert's version if someone could get it from Facebook for me?

I imagine it will be like watching a film and then reading the book afterwards and comparing what bits have been added/deleted/sensationalised or just made up.
https://www.facebook.com/download/14929 ... etails.pdf

Not sure if this will work if you don't have a facebook account. If not I'll think of something else.
I read this a few months ago, absolutely hilarious, well worth snickering over, especially the bit where theJudge vainly attempts to get them to provide mitigation. :Axe:
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AndyPandy wrote:
YiamCross wrote:
Pox wrote:
But I would love to read Ebert's version if someone could get it from Facebook for me?

I imagine it will be like watching a film and then reading the book afterwards and comparing what bits have been added/deleted/sensationalised or just made up.
https://www.facebook.com/download/14929 ... etails.pdf

Not sure if this will work if you don't have a facebook account. If not I'll think of something else.
I read this a few months ago, absolutely hilarious, well worth snickering over, especially the bit where theJudge vainly attempts to get them to provide mitigation. :Axe:
Just read it. Thank you Yiam, i had to remind myself a few times this was in a Court. The mitigation bits are hilarious, but the Judge was patient as a saint, how many warnings did he need he was about to go to prison if he didn't start helping himself. The Judge at various stages was acting like his defence lawyer desperately trying to be fair and keep him out of prison, but Ebert was just as determined he was going to prison. I laughed a lot.
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Burnaby49 wrote:

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And yes, it is a prairie dog. I couldn't be bothered to spend too much time looking for the correct mammal and we have a lot more prairie dogs than we do beaver.

It has webbed toes and look at that tail, I'm calling it a Beaver....

Chili Dog thinks so, too, FWIW
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Gregg wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:

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And yes, it is a prairie dog. I couldn't be bothered to spend too much time looking for the correct mammal and we have a lot more prairie dogs than we do beaver.

It has webbed toes and look at that tail, I'm calling it a Beaver....

Chili Dog thinks so, too, FWIW
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This is just the usual confusion that occurs when I start nesting posts. My comment about prairie dogs was not about the picture shown above of a fine example of a patriotic Castor canadensis. I was referring to this picture;

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Which I'd posted earlier. Notorial Dissent quite correctly called me on it by saying it was a prairie dog, not than a beaver.
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YiamCross wrote:
Pox wrote:
But I would love to read Ebert's version if someone could get it from Facebook for me?

I imagine it will be like watching a film and then reading the book afterwards and comparing what bits have been added/deleted/sensationalised or just made up.
https://www.facebook.com/download/14929 ... etails.pdf

Not sure if this will work if you don't have a facebook account. If not I'll think of something else.
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Burnaby49 wrote:
Gregg wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:

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And yes, it is a prairie dog. I couldn't be bothered to spend too much time looking for the correct mammal and we have a lot more prairie dogs than we do beaver.

It has webbed toes and look at that tail, I'm calling it a Beaver....

Chili Dog thinks so, too, FWIW
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This is just the usual confusion that occurs when I start nesting posts. My comment about prairie dogs was not about the picture shown above of a fine example of a patriotic Castor canadensis. I was referring to this picture;

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Which I'd posted earlier. Notorial Dissent quite correctly called me on it by saying it was a prairie dog, not than a beaver.
Can we get back on topic please and have less of this japery. The moderators will be annoyed.....oh wait.......
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hardcopy wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:
Gregg wrote:



Which I'd posted earlier. Notorial Dissent quite correctly called me on it by saying it was a prairie dog, not than a beaver.
Can we get back on topic please and have less of this japery. The moderators will be annoyed.....oh wait.......


Hardcopy, it appears we both like Beavers, just different types....that's all.
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vampireLOREN wrote:
hardcopy wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote: Can we get back on topic please and have less of this japery. The moderators will be annoyed.....oh wait.......


Hardcopy, it appears we both like Beavers, just different types....that's all.
Yes, we all know about your last beaver episode, thank you very much.
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Hardopy, if it bothers you so greatly then please feel free to post something germane and Crawfordy. This topic has been largely an exercise in japery, on the part of the crawfords and their supporters, from the very beginning, so a little hilarity to fill in the vacuum that is life in Crawford land seems acceptable.

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notorial dissent wrote:Hardopy, if it bothers you so greatly then please feel free to post something germane and Crawfordy. This topic has been largely an exercise in japery, on the part of the crawfords and their supporters, from the very beginning, so a little hilarity to fill in the vacuum that is life in Crawford land seems acceptable.

Exactly.

So, fine, let's return to the topic of the discussion. Did Tom go for a morning walk today? Did he go part-way on the bus? Does he use skim or whole milk? The world needs to know.
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notorial dissent wrote:Hardopy, if it bothers you so greatly then please feel free to post something germane and Crawfordy. This topic has been largely an exercise in japery, on the part of the crawfords and their supporters, from the very beginning, so a little hilarity to fill in the vacuum that is life in Crawford land seems acceptable.

I think we should try to stay on topic if we can, the beaver sequence was appalling and in no way "hilarious" . I came here for erudite and intelligent analysis of the Tom Crawford case, if we are to descend into japery at least let's make it funny. Peace
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Burnaby49 wrote:
notorial dissent wrote:Hardopy, if it bothers you so greatly then please feel free to post something germane and Crawfordy. This topic has been largely an exercise in japery, on the part of the crawfords and their supporters, from the very beginning, so a little hilarity to fill in the vacuum that is life in Crawford land seems acceptable.

Exactly.

So, fine, let's return to the topic of the discussion. Did Tom go for a morning walk today? Did he go part-way on the bus? Does he use skim or whole milk? The world needs to know.
I think he is lactose intolerant if I recall, so asking about milk is an irrelevance.
Are there any sane moderators around who can call a halt to this outbreak of japery please ?
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hardcopy wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:
notorial dissent wrote:Hardopy, if it bothers you so greatly then please feel free to post something germane and Crawfordy. This topic has been largely an exercise in japery, on the part of the crawfords and their supporters, from the very beginning, so a little hilarity to fill in the vacuum that is life in Crawford land seems acceptable.

Exactly.

So, fine, let's return to the topic of the discussion. Did Tom go for a morning walk today? Did he go part-way on the bus? Does he use skim or whole milk? The world needs to know.
I think he is lactose intolerant if I recall, so asking about milk is an irrelevance.
Are there any sane moderators around who can call a halt to this outbreak of japery please ?
That was actually not meant to be humorous. it was a serious comment about my view on the current state of this discussion. As far as I can see it served a purpose but that is effectively over. Tom has been kicked out of his home. The protests over that have stopped. He's been abandoned by the opportunists who exploited him for their own agendas. He's essentially been relegated to muttering in the background, desperate to stay relevant but events have moved on leaving him stranded. So what is there to report anymore? As I said, has he gone for a morning walk? Do you have anything more significant to add?

There are strands still in play. Ceylon's charges, Amanda's antics. However these are evolving away from being Fearn Chase specific. Ceylon has his own discussion. Perhaps Amanda deserves one too.

I didn't delete VampireLOREN's post because it was off-topic but because of its contents. As you can see he is still obsessing over that.
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Burnaby49 wrote:Perhaps Amanda deserves one too.
I think if the right "offer" came in she would be the most likely Crawford to become a player, not because she has the brains (she demonstrates very little in that department) but because she likes the attention and would enjoy being a queen bee.
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Burnaby49 wrote:
hardcopy wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:
Exactly.

So, fine, let's return to the topic of the discussion. Did Tom go for a morning walk today? Did he go part-way on the bus? Does he use skim or whole milk? The world needs to know.
I think he is lactose intolerant if I recall, so asking about milk is an irrelevance.
Are there any sane moderators around who can call a halt to this outbreak of japery please ?
That was actually not meant to be humorous. it was a serious comment about my view on the current state of this discussion. As far as I can see it served a purpose but that is effectively over. Tom has been kicked out of his home. The protests over that have stopped. He's been abandoned by the opportunists who exploited him for their own agendas. He's essentially been relegated to muttering in the background, desperate to stay relevant but events have moved on leaving him stranded. So what is there to report anymore? As I said, has he gone for a morning walk? Do you have anything more significant to add?

There are strands still in play. Ceylon's charges, Amanda's antics. However these are evolving away from being Fearn Chase specific. Ceylon has his own discussion. Perhaps Amanda deserves one too.

I didn't delete VampireLOREN's post because it was off-topic but because of its contents. As you can see he is still obsessing over that.
Hey, that vampireLOREN guy has a right to feel aggrieved, a bit of lighthearted humour is always welcome, as long as it doesn't descend into full on japery then I think it should be tolerated, the wholesale comment deleting was a black day for Quatloosians.
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I didn't delete VampireLOREN's post because it was off-topic but because of its contents. As you can see he is still obsessing over that.[/quote]


May I be allowed to retort?
There are a few things I obsess over....The female form, Food, Booze , Good Times and Humour certainly not an opinion voiced about me on an Online Forum. Feel free to voice any opinion you might have about me to anyone you think might care.
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The lack of updates make me suspect they haven't received the final bill yet. Or the eviction costs have been greatly exaggerated and they did get some money from the sale of the house.
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Jeffrey wrote:The lack of updates make me suspect they haven't received the final bill yet. Or the eviction costs have been greatly exaggerated and they did get some money from the sale of the house.
No way did they get anything from the sale of the house. They owed £45k just on the mortgage, before any costs whatsoever. Also, they'd have told people they got some money out of the sale.
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