Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
His main comedic style seems to be shouting.
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
Hey, it worked for Sam Kinison !!!Burnaby49 wrote:His main comedic style seems to be shouting.
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
Well, it's as may be that he is scamming the poor unsuspecting who come to the comedy club expecting well and comedian and to be entertained, and instead get a clown and a boring one at that. Having not seen that version of his act I can't speak authoritatively but if it follows his other routines, he is definitely scamming.
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
I might be mistaken but I think "open mic" night means no pay/amateur hour.Jeffrey wrote:Stand up comedy is a legitimate occupation and he's not scamming anyone in the process. So frankly I'm glad he's getting gigs.
However I haven't watched the clip, so that might change if he's inserting little freeman jibber jabber in there.
It is interesting to note that the routine is Bobby's retelling of his abuse of restaurant workers and cops. The last little joke was about Bobby calling a cop a clown and, presumably, getting away with it.
So the routine turns into a little ink blot test in which Bobby blurts out his emotional rationale for his dine and dash and the C3PO.
Simples. . .
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
HOW TO SPOT A HACK COMEDIAN: Robert Menard in 2006 & 2015arayder wrote:It is interesting to note that the routine is Bobby's retelling of his abuse of restaurant workers and cops. The last little joke was about Bobby calling a cop a clown and, presumably, getting away with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxFvF0ezSXE
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
That comparison is entirely unfair; the presentations were entirely different. Menard didn't wear a fez in the current one.Wake Up! Productions wrote:HOW TO SPOT A HACK COMEDIAN: Robert Menard in 2006 & 2015arayder wrote:It is interesting to note that the routine is Bobby's retelling of his abuse of restaurant workers and cops. The last little joke was about Bobby calling a cop a clown and, presumably, getting away with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxFvF0ezSXE
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
considering the area in which the club is - universities/ museums, a number of small joints suitable for students I'm inclined to suspect it was more amateur hour than anything else.arayder wrote:I might be mistaken but I think "open mic" night means no pay/amateur hour.Jeffrey wrote:Stand up comedy is a legitimate occupation and he's not scamming anyone in the process. So frankly I'm glad he's getting gigs.
However I haven't watched the clip, so that might change if he's inserting little freeman jibber jabber in there.
I used to have to go up to the area regularly for work, Valleyview is actually a nice little place, but about what you would expect from a region heavily dependant on forestry and gas exploration. I got along great with the restaurant workers and hotel staff at any places I had to stay, particularly at one place where the waitresses (the youngest was in her forties) moonlighted as strippers at the bar next door.arayder wrote: It is interesting to note that the routine is Bobby's retelling of his abuse of restaurant workers and cops. The last little joke was about Bobby calling a cop a clown and, presumably, getting away with it.
On a more serious note I wonder what Bobby was doing up in Valleyview. Wasn't there something in the Tacit Supreme thread viewtopic.php?f=48&t=9463&start=20#p161774 regarding the Natives selling land in the Swan Hills to a bunch of sovrans....
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
Valleyview Alberta? Did I miss something? Rob said he was performing at Burritoville in Montreal.
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
[quote="eric"]I got along great with the restaurant workers and hotel staff at any places I had to stay, particularly at one place where the waitresses (the youngest was in her forties) moonlighted as strippers at the bar next door. [quote]
Did someone say STRIPPERS? In case anyone reading this wasn't aware - I am a Strip Club DJ by trade.
Did someone say STRIPPERS? In case anyone reading this wasn't aware - I am a Strip Club DJ by trade.
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
It's a shame that Menard and Clifford can't appreciate the irony in them trying to take down the elite and the establishment by suing a strip club DJ
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Menard was careful to point that out in one of the on-line squabbles you had with him.Wake Up! Productions wrote:eric wrote:I got along great with the restaurant workers and hotel staff at any places I had to stay, particularly at one place where the waitresses (the youngest was in her forties) moonlighted as strippers at the bar next door.
Did someone say STRIPPERS? In case anyone reading this wasn't aware - I am a Strip Club DJ by trade.
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
I know - what kills me is the fact that he came to my work and paid for an $11 beer, in the hopes of gaining access to my credit card, so that he and his girl (of the moment) could get a hotel room !!!Burnaby49 wrote:Menard was careful to point that out in one of the on-line squabbles you had with him.Wake Up! Productions wrote:eric wrote:I got along great with the restaurant workers and hotel staff at any places I had to stay, particularly at one place where the waitresses (the youngest was in her forties) moonlighted as strippers at the bar next door.
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Doesn't A4V work with hotels?Wake Up! Productions wrote:I know - what kills me is the fact that he came to my work and paid for an $11 beer, in the hopes of gaining access to my credit card, so that he and his girl (of the moment) could get a hotel room !!!Burnaby49 wrote:Menard was careful to point that out in one of the on-line squabbles you had with him.Wake Up! Productions wrote:
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
Probably not - but the point is ... how does any self-respecting man expect to get LAID by bringing his girl to a strip club, in the hopes of BEGGING to use the DJ's credit card?Burnaby49 wrote:Doesn't A4V work with hotels?Wake Up! Productions wrote:I know - what kills me is the fact that he came to my work and paid for an $11 beer, in the hopes of gaining access to my credit card, so that he and his girl (of the moment) could get a hotel room !!!Burnaby49 wrote:
Menard was careful to point that out in one of the on-line squabbles you had with him.
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
True, but the so-called hick town he was talking about during his routine was Valleyview.Burnaby49 wrote:Valleyview Alberta? Did I miss something? Rob said he was performing at Burritoville in Montreal.
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
No problem, a job is a job, one of my cousins married a stripper who wanted to leave the business and return to small town life. Anyways, in this particular instance with the moonlighting ladies I had to rush up to the Swan Hills to do a rush job with no cash in my pocket but my company credit cards. The very nice ladies, on my meal orders, would purposely over-charge me so that they could return cash to me in change.Wake Up! Productions wrote:Did someone say STRIPPERS? In case anyone reading this wasn't aware - I am a Strip Club DJ by trade.eric wrote:I got along great with the restaurant workers and hotel staff at any places I had to stay, particularly at one place where the waitresses (the youngest was in her forties) moonlighted as strippers at the bar next door.
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
Wake Up! Productions wrote: . . .what kills me is the fact that he came to my work and paid for an $11 beer, in the hopes of gaining access to my credit card, so that he and his girl (of the moment) could get a hotel room !!!
Bobby obviously didn't impress.Wake Up! Productions wrote:. . . the point is ... how does any self-respecting man expect to get LAID by bringing his girl to a strip club, in the hopes of BEGGING to use the DJ's credit card?
Perhaps if she had seen him come home from a day's work to talk to an financial planner about how he could best invest his daddy's insurance money?
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
He should make a "best of" album, call it "Hoist by His Own Menard".
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Re: Robert Arthur Menard FOTL (Freeman on the Lam)
Come to think of it, looking back, I know exactly what was going on. This was either in November or early December 2014, when Menard was attending court on the "Peace Officer" charges. Of course he didn't say that, he just said the he had an appointment in the morning.arayder wrote:Bobby obviously didn't impress.
When I would let him use my CC he then asked if I could put him and his girl up for the night. I told him I couldn't, as I had my 75 year old in-laws staying with us, and we had no room. That was the last I saw him, as he took off to Quebec shortly thereafter.
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Sometimes stress is not good for new relationships. One suspects the love expressed for Bobby couldn't withstand the reality of a night on a park bench brought about by the lassitude of a narcissist.Wake Up! Productions wrote:Come to think of it, looking back, I know exactly what was going on. This was either in November or early December 2014, when Menard was attending court on the "Peace Officer" charges. Of course he didn't say that, he just said the he had an appointment in the morning.arayder wrote:Bobby obviously didn't impress.
When I would let him use my CC he then asked if I could put him and his girl up for the night. I told him I couldn't, as I had my 75 year old in-laws staying with us, and we had no room. That was the last I saw him, as he took off to Quebec shortly thereafter.
As for Bobby's expressions of the same, I seriously doubt that his personality defect allows him to commit to anyone.