The Illuminati already got Larry Craig with that. He was told to go to the end stall in the men's room, tap out the code and flash his secret decoder ring to prove his membership at which time he would recieve his copy of "Illuminati Dictionary: Quatloosian Edition". They then had a cop wait in the next stall and told him it was all secret code for soliciting gay sex in a public restroom. Larry then pointed out he was a Senator (thus proving his Illuminati membership, and showing he only wanted a dictionary) which got mistaken as an attempt to use his position to get out of legal trouble.CaptainKickback wrote: I understand you can receive a fre copy in certain airport men's room by tapping out the secret code.
But it only works if you wear Tony Llama boots......
It was all an honest mistake, Larry was simply trying to learn more about the tax laws.
That is unless you have a better defense..
Hey, wait a minute, "the llama book" isn't code for "gay sex" is it? I smell a setup..webhick wrote: What happened to your copy of the Illuminati Dictionary: Quatloosian Edition? If you've lost it, just walk into your local bookstore and ask for the Llama book. When they hand you a copy of "Learning Perl", put a hand over one eye and insist they give you the "Other" Llama book.
Arrggghh.
