Any Day Now, the Dinar RV Story

[rogfulton]

· This global financial structure was originally introduced by the Chinese Elders and agreed to during the 1944 Bretton Woods Conference in New Hampshire, post WW2.

IANAH° but this was kinda glaring.


°Historian

[Jeffrey]

This global financial structure was originally introduced by the Chinese Elders and agreed to during the 1944 Bretton Woods Conference in New Hampshire, post WW2.

That's why the entire world became communist in 1944.

[notorial dissent]

Just out of morbid curiosity, I wonder if anyone ever bothered to tell Gen Dunford he'd been so stratospherically elevated.

[Burnaby49]

Ok DK, shut the hell up. No more joking around. Canada needs that vanload of dinars to RV so that we can survive the next fiscal year. Otherwise we'll have to actually show some financial discipline and not just piss away our tax money like it's worthless Dong. So stop being a Negative Nellie and get onside.

GO RV!

[Gregg]

I know not of any of the other events mentioned in the above missive, but I have it on good authority that the part about elite military units being prepared especially for the RV to be complete BS. While they are always prepared for any situation including Oktobefest, the very elite 699th Airborne Assualt Dachshund Regiment has absolutely no contingency plans for the RV. None. Nada. Zilch.

You heard it here first....

[notorial dissent]

Wasn't she called Schotsie?

[The Observer]

I thought the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment had standing orders to release chemtrails that would dissolve the Dinars just prior to RV being announced?

Ok DK, shut the hell up

I would be the last person to defend DK and his loose-cannon antics (even the Illuminati has a code that should be followed) but I think your attack is unfair. This is nothing more than just you focusing on improving the Western Cabal's bottom line at the expense of our organization here. To be blunt, you Canadian Cabalists are the new kids on the block, relatively speaking, so it stands to reason you need to stand in line and wait until your elders get served first. Given the astronomical projections of the RV, there will be plenty to go around for everyone, so no need to fret and moan at having to wait to get your figurative third dessert in the buffet line.

[Gregg]

Wasn't she called Schotsie?

No, I think you're confusing Chili Dog (the picture above is Chili Dog's Great Great Aunt) with this one, the second most famous canine from Cincinnati. By the way, I think Marge Schott was a reprehensible excuse for a human being, and in my misspent youth I was a few times on the wrong end of the master-serf equation with her...lets just say landscaping kind of sucked when the clients weren't fans of Hitler, and she was a cheap tipper, too. Still, I can't hold the dog to task for the master.

[Deep Knight]

I think you misunderstood me, I have no problem with Canada keeping those Dinars. We "south of the border" Illuminati have plenty buried ourselves, mostly stolen from patriot mattresses where the lumps were a dead giveaway during those carnal sessions where the wives and girlfriends of the owners were giving something else away. When the RV comes, we're in like Flynn, all we have to do is steal the remaining few from true Americans so they don't get rich also (ruins the upscale neighborhoods).

[Deep Knight]

Gregg,

My Cincinnati Reds story: One of my best friends was going to Grad School at Miami U. in the fall of 1976 and living in an old house near Covington KY between Thomas More College and Summit Hills Country Club (I see the area is now built up, at the time his was one of only a few houses, and there was a lot of open space). He was focused on grad school and never a big sports fan, so he didn't know about the world series and what was going on. One afternoon he and his wife took some time off, indulging in a certain type of mushroom, and went for a walk through that open space. Just about that time the Reds won the series, and people driving the local roads started honking their horns. At the same time, folks at the country club went out and started shooting, either at their gun range, or perhaps just up into the air. A repeat of winning in 1975, don't cha know. Anyway, my friend and his wife were suitably freaked out by these events, figuring perhaps it was the end of the world or something, and beat it back home where they hid. My friend was embarrassed by the story, but his wife was fond of telling it, especially after their divorce.

BTW, one of his few neighbors in that area was Craig Fuller of Pure Prairie League fame.

[KickahaOta]

For some reason, my favorite paragraph of the seizure documents is this:

In a separate cardboard box in the cargo area of the SUV, contained a professional style money counting machine. The machine worked much better than any machine the CBSA could obtain at any of the regional locations to count the money. The average international traveler does not have a professional style money counting machine as part of their goods when entering Canada. Banks and Casinos have professional style counting machines, and the fact that a private investigator, tow truck driver and construction worker would have one points to illicit activity.

Amidst everything else involved, this plaintive undertone of "Why we can't have nice things?" just charms me to no end.

[notorial dissent]

I'm still working on why they were trying to smuggle them in to Canada. I can't imagine their currency regulations are any less stringent than ours, it's not like they are ever going to be really RV'd, and so cashing them out probably isn't an option either, so I'm still trying to figure out the why. The rest of it, I don't believe a word of. Peachey is a crook like his mentor Jimmy Tim, just a different kind of crook running an even nastier kind of scam if what I think is going on is going on. I still has a serious confuzzled though.

[Gregg]

The "official" story of why they went into Canada is they were in the neighborhood and decided to pop over and see Niagara Falls. The problem with the "official" story is they were not much closer to Niagara Falls than they were to Winnipeg.

[notorial dissent]

Like I said, I don't believe a word of it, and they were just driving around with a bazillion dinars in back. I've heard five year olds come up with better more believable lies.

[NYGman]

How was their entrance "pre-cleared" by Taulkfhnvudhsdlgsvnufvslvfs (May have spelled that a bit wrong) when it was a spur of the moment pop over to see the falls. If you had been pre-cleared would you not have mentioned that at some point very early on, perhaps providing some documentation, or contact to verify with. These guys were cops, or at least one of them was, I would have expected more, or at least a better story. As for the preclearance, is that even a thing with bringing in money and guns? I would think allowing a US Citizen to tote a handgun would be problematic, for most people. When would, if ever, this be allowed, just curious, and that doesn't mean I am looking for a way to bring my own Billions in Dinar up to Winnipeg, armed with guns to protect my new found wealth, when I cash it in after the RV.

[Burnaby49]

How was their entrance "pre-cleared" by Taulkfhnvudhsdlgsvnufvslvfs (May have spelled that a bit wrong) when it was a spur of the moment pop over to see the falls. If you had been pre-cleared would you not have mentioned that at some point very early on, perhaps providing some documentation, or contact to verify with. These guys were cops, or at least one of them was, I would have expected more, or at least a better story. As for the preclearance, is that even a thing with bringing in money and guns? I would think allowing a US Citizen to tote a handgun would be problematic, for most people. When would, if ever, this be allowed, just curious, and that doesn't mean I am looking for a way to bring my own Billions in Dinar up to Winnipeg, armed with guns to protect my new found wealth, when I cash it in after the RV.

When would this be allowed? Never. There is no border pre-clearance for individuals. Everyone has to stop and face Canada customs at the border. The only partial relief from this is NEXUS;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEXUS_(fr ... r_program)

And NEXUS;

1 - Does not involve pre-clearance, just quicker service
2 - Does not cover firearms and money.

NEXUS cardholders are generally screened more quickly at the border, however they are still subject to standard immigration and customs checks, and may be selected for secondary screening. Participating border crossing points typically have one lane solely reserved for NEXUS use and some will also designate a second lane for NEXUS use on an as needed basis. A vehicle can only use the NEXUS lane if all passengers (including children) hold a valid NEXUS card, and nothing requiring a special customs declaration or payment of duty is being brought into the country (see below).

Items permitted in a NEXUS lane
Alcohol within a traveler's personal entitlement (must be out of country of residence for 48 hours)
Tobacco products that are marked "Canada-Duty Paid"
Gifts up to $60 each (into Canada) or up to $100 total (into the United States)
Any reasonable amounts of personal effects

Items prohibited in a NEXUS lane
Certain restricted and sensitive items cannot be brought through a NEXUS lane. Examples include:

Cigarettes, cigars, cigarillos or loose tobacco that is not marked "Canada-Duty Paid"
Commercial or durable goods
Firearms (legal to import, but specific paperwork must be filled out and a secondary inspection is usually required)
Agricultural products (with limited exceptions for processed and locally grown foods in season)
$10,000 or more in cash or bearer instruments

It just allows you a quicker entry but does not pre-clear you in any way for whatever is in your vehicle. Border Services can still stop you, ask questions, and rummage through your car. I enjoyed the story of a nitwit woman here in Vancouver who thought great, I don't have to pay duty anymore! So she was going down to Bellingham and buying clothes, whatever, and coming back through NEXUS without declaring her purchases. She got checked, caught, and had her NEXUS privileges revoked. So she went to the newspapers and whined bitterly how she really needed her NEXUS card because now she was wasting so much time at the border and it wasn't fair to take it away from her just because she was using it to break the law.

As far as the pre-clearance story conflicting with the claimed Niagra Falls jaunt I noted that as soon as I read the certified record but didn't bother to comment since both explanations are obviously bullshit.

[The Observer]

When would this be allowed? Never.

Wow, even us Illuminati gotta toe the line? That kinda hurts, Burnaby.

[Burnaby49]

When would this be allowed? Never.

Wow, even us Illuminati gotta toe the line? That kinda hurts, Burnaby.

Hate to say it but even Burnaby49 gets put through the wringer like everybody else.

[Deep Knight]

I'm still working on why they were trying to smuggle them in to Canada. I can't imagine their currency regulations are any less stringent than ours, it's not like they are ever going to be really RV'd, and so cashing them out probably isn't an option either, so I'm still trying to figure out the why. The rest of it, I don't believe a word of. Peachey is a crook like his mentor Jimmy Tim, just a different kind of crook running an even nastier kind of scam if what I think is going on is going on. I still has a serious confuzzled though.

According to the National Post story linked to by Burnaby49 (if he's really Canadian, what is he doing being a 49ers fan?)

He was to drive to Buffalo, N.Y., and call a fixer who would tell him where to take the money, but on his way, Berrios decided to drive into Canada to see Niagara Falls, he told police.

The money, Peachey said, was to be deposited in the Bank of Nova Scotia in Canada or at an institution in New York, all above board. He blames the border trouble on a conspiracy.

Strange that there would be such a mix-up, given the value of the cargo. But of course that assumes that Berrios and Peachey weren't trying to conceal anything (typed with heavy sarcasm).

What I figure is that they had gotten these bills based on one of the "Dinar Exchange Group" fantasies, and were getting set to sell them as an online dealer for their own enrichment, from what country I have no idea. They probably couldn't exchange such a large amount, or for that matter sell them back to established dealers, so this is the only thing that makes sense outside of actually believing their own BS. But that's just me trying to be rational, and as we know, rationality has no basis in the RV world.

The "official" story of why they went into Canada is they were in the neighborhood and decided to pop over and see Niagara Falls. The problem with the "official" story is they were not much closer to Niagara Falls than they were to Winnipeg.

Google Maps says the Canadian route from Detroit to Buffalo is 255 miles and takes 4:13, while going All American south of Lake Erie is 358 miles and takes 5:27. Two border crossing might eat up some of that difference, but then again, I suspect that they are factored into the Google Maps times given the difference in mileage. Still, given that they started in California, a more-southern route would have taken less time anyway, leading me to suspect that Canada was their destination all along, and they just got unlucky at where they chose to cross the border. Should have done this further west and taken in the sites in Winnipeg (the Paris of Manitoba) after all.

[Burnaby49]

I've assumed all along that the crossing into Canada wasn't just a whim but was part of their itinerary. My guess is that they had a pile of Dinars to pick up in Canada to take back to the U.S. as part of their cross-country collection. They were simply too dense to make the sensible decision to clear the van of the Dinars and guns before trying to cross the border. Nobody questioned them when they crossed state borders so why should the Canadian border be any different?