Imagine the shock for Jimmy's 'mail buddy' of being woken up by the Old Bill at 1am. According to Jimmy this guy has a year-old baby. And from the Google street view photo posted here the other week, it looks like a nice little close of new-build houses. Probably respectable, law-abiding, bill-paying, responsible families. Jimmy, no doubt, told his mate that there was no risk at all in allowing his addressed to be used as Jimmy's correspondence address. I'm sure the guy's bitterly regretting it now his neighbours all think he's involved in criminal activity.
Jimmy's second video is full of lies:
- he was in 'solitary confinement' (he was in a police cell)
- he was 'in prison' (ditto)
- he panicked when he thought the police were going to give him an intimate body search (he wishes! Turns out they didn't want to catch anything off him
)
- the warrant was concocted in the two hours he was waiting (no, they had other things to do, hence the wait)
- they all agreed he'd committed no crime and couldn't understand why they had to detain him (which, obviously, is why they put him in the cells)
- if you tell them you're vegan and fasting they'll have to release you (er... no. They give you vegan food. It's your choice whether to eat it or not.)
- the judge was 'shitting himself' when One-Cell spoke his magic woo (as they all do. I need to try this next time I'm in court.)
- finally, and most hilarious of all, a "big black guy" tried to make Jimmy his prison bitch because Jimmy is so pretty.
All this drama within the space of Jimmy's 18-hour "prison" sentence.