jimmywx11

[PeanutGallery]

It's likely an attempt by Jimmy to portray himself as being attractive, desirable, or otherwise an attempt at humour from Jimbo.

The problem is, it isn't funny. Prison Rape is a serious thing as is Prison bullying. But it also marks Jimmy as someone who gets picked on. He's the victim in this story. Now some people carry themselves like targets, in fact a study of convicted muggers showed that they would generally identify the same person as a target based on how that person carried themselves. If this story is true, then it paints Jimmy as someone who routinely gets bullied and beaten. If it's not, then Jimmy has told us that a fantasy of his involves being raped by another man.

Finally Jimmy should really know better than to try and wind up the guards. They can very easily make your stay a lot worse and there won't be much you can do about it. Also other prisoners dont take kindly to someone having a long conversation with a guard, because it makes you look like a grass.

[Skeleton]

Jimmy needs to indeed tread carefully, having now had time to watch his 2nd video. Cut through the obvious lies about the Police not identifying themselves or why they were there to the woman who was buying none of his bullshit, and move on to what "happened" at the Police Station and he makes some fairly serious accusations about his treatment and the abuse he heard being dished out to his fellow prisoners. I am beginning to believe he is a pathological liar.
Great idea also to announce you filmed in Court, but he won't publish it, because their will be no judge "shitting himself," their will be just him and in all probability his legal aid complying with what the Judge asks for, as no way is Jimmy going back to the cells to mull over his "no name" game. The only person that shat themselves was Jimmy, but even this reality check appears not to have got the message home.

[grixit]

No, i meant why mention the ethnicity of the attacker.

[longdog]

That thread has turned into a right wank-fest

I particularly like this part of freemanandy's post:

Now this doesn’t mean you don’t have a name, just that you shouldn’t use the legal name. (The one on the birth certificate.) For instance, my name on the birth certificate is Andrew, but i answer to andy. See, not the same thing. I only have one name, my first name, no Sir name

I'm laughing then because the only person who calls me by my 'legal name' is my mother and she's totally ga-ga and doesn't remember who I am most of the time... Everybody else calls me Doggy except my ex who calls me Bip.

[Skeleton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p0l8XrRi_c

More Jimmy bull, although he does admit he "over dramatized" the account of his night in a Police Station Cell, he still however continues his crusade of encouraging others to follow his path, advising them to make abusive phone call's to the council, the peace and in honour mask drops a few times during this video.

[mufc1959]

More Jimmy bull, although he does admit he "over dramatized" the account of his night in a Police Station Cell,

Yet he still over dramatizes it and calls a night in a police cell a "prison stretch".

[exiledscouser]

Great idea also to announce you filmed in Court, but he won't publish it, because their will be no judge "shitting himself," their will be just him and in all probability his legal aid complying with what the Judge asks for, as no way is Jimmy going back to the cells to mull over his "no name" game. The only person that shat themselves was Jimmy, but even this reality check appears not to have got the message home.

You may recall that Ceylon tried the no name ruse when first up before the magistrates for his night on the tiles. He very quickly changed his tune when the beak offered a remand in custody for anyone with names amnesia.

Jimmy is no different. Plod will now have quite a bit of intel on him; names, aliases, addresses true and false and a guide to officers dealing with him. Oh, and a window into his world and future intentions courtesy of his internet boastings. He's his own grass really.

[PeanutGallery]

No, i meant why mention the ethnicity of the attacker.

Ah...well that's probably just good old fashioned, "I'm not really a racist but, this is a very racist thing I believe" racism. I would think Jimmy imagined it as part of an attempt to garner sympathy from his followers. However while I think it unlikely to have happened, it would not be impossible.

[rumpelstilzchen]

Or it could be one of jimmy's unfulfilled fantasies.

[notorial dissent]

I am beginning to believe he is a pathological liar.

Just! Just! Oh come on, I would have said it was obvious from the very beginning. I don't think the little git has ever told the truth in his life, and I'm not sure at this point if he even knows what it is.

[PeanutGallery]

I am beginning to believe he is a pathological liar.

Jimmy likes to lie about as much as we all know Burnaby likes a beer.

[Skeleton]

I am beginning to believe he is a pathological liar.

Jimmy likes to lie about as much as we all know Burnaby likes a beer.

In that case the prosecution rests, One cell is defiantly a liar

[AndyPandy]

So given that one cell has been attempting to duck and dive for a few months, ignored a number of Court summonses and including the monumental gaff of giving someone else's address in some form of misguided attempt to 'lose the name' (more like 'lose your home'). How much in costs is the Official Receiver actually racking up and do you think Jimmy actually realises he's going to be paying the Receivers wages / expenses when they take possession of his home, to the point there may be nothing left?

7. Expenses of bankruptcy or liquidation
A trustee or liquidator distributes money from the assets of a bankrupt or company in a strict order.

Expenses of the bankruptcy or liquidation are paid first in the following order:

expenses incurred in realising the assets of the bankrupt or company

fees and remuneration payable to the official receiver and the Secretary of State

the costs of the petitioner

any necessary disbursements made by the trustee or liquidator
the payment of anyone employed to perform services in the bankruptcy or

liquidation as required under insolvency law

the payment of the trustee or liquidator

Capital Gains Tax liability arising on the disposal of assets

[rumpelstilzchen]

do you think Jimmy actually realises he's going to be paying the Receivers wages / expenses when they take possession of his home, to the point there may be nothing left?

Why is watching these idiots make complete fools of themselves so bloody addictive?

[exiledscouser]

Jimmy has posted up a video of his dramatic court appearance. One of his buddies at the back of the court surreptitiously recorded 23 minutes. Unfortunately said inept buddy couldn't get the sound right and much of the audio is inaudible. D'oh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4zvJChbmUo

Jim boasts;

notice they had me in the big boy court to try to intimidate me.

the dock had bullet proof glass ffs.

i asked him 3 or 4 times is it illegal to use a legal name - no answer.

i gave my name as jane doe 755 D.O.B. 1-1-1900.

the "judge" continually tried by various means to get me to be MR JAMIE WILES.

at one point i said to the corrupt c**t..." listen PAL! i'm not stupid.. i know you are trying to force me to give legal joinder. you are using deception to get me to join my flesh with a dead piece of paper".

I also asked him that if i'm forced into making a contract... is that contract still valid.

i told him i'm "sui generis" and not a legal name (look it up )

watch as he runs out of the court soon after.

if anyone knows a way to improve the sound please let me know.

are there any bods willing to help me create a website? you will be payed handsomely for your work.

"notice they had me in the big boy court to try to intimidate me." I'd have happily transferred proceedings to the juvenile court given his childish and immature behaviour but of course, the 'big boy court' is the only venue before which Jim can be brought, kicking and screaming. What did he expect? Anyway all the courts look like that in 'Happy Valley'.

Whilst there was indeed a bullet proof dock this feared desperado and all-round Public Enemy appears to be sat in the erm, well of the court and not in the dock at all, you can just about see the back of his head through the glass.

Jimmy states "I'm Sui Generis" (only the second Boy Named Sue I've ever heard of) - yet he's also "Jane D'oh". Make yer mind up lad although I do have to concede that some of us here in (Little) Britain are, after all, Ladies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4THO9-N--k4

Sui generis means, (inter alia - see - I can do Latin too),

in a class of one's own; unique.

Describes Our Jim quite well I think.

Never mind the poor audio, I soldiered through the lot and some bits are just about audible as a prosecutor sets out the history to the case. The DJ spars with our Jim who takes the oath at one point by affirmation (the usher is about the only person you can hear with any clarity) and the stipe concludes proceedings before abruptly departing by advising Jim that if he doesn't answer the Trustee's questions then prison awaits, to get some proper legal advice in the meantime then adjourning the matter to a future date. I think we can hear the magistrate saying something to the effect that he is satisfied that Jimmy is the one and only James Wylde and not Jane Doe (there's that D'oh! again) or even, for that matter, Sue Generis.

The Freetards think that if the judge or in this case the Magistrate leaves before they do then he is a 'man overboard' and that they have somehow carried the day as a consequence. Sigh.

So, back to the the real world and if by posturing in court and playing the fool our Jim thinks this is all now done and dusted then he is sadly mistaken. This is going to run and run as they say.

Meanwhile....

Over on Goofy the thread started by Jim has been derailed by a slugging match of epic proportions between the unholy alliance of Salli and the usual unpleasant Nazi apologists Swifty and Kestrel etc. on the one side and heretics Acting Like a Banker & Mr. Fibble on the other. Cut n paste, eff and jeff, Shill & Troll, back and forth the insults flow. It's now 28 pages of utter Freeman bollock-speak and Jimmy and his nonsense lies sadly forgotton somewhat on the cutting room floor.

Salli has some sage advice on beating that insidious instrument of the Zionist Rothschild Banking cartel (repeat ad nauseum) - none other than - early in the morning - just as day is dawning - that bastard in the red van with his evil side-kick the sinister black AND white cat, Postman Pat;

People are busy triple locking windows and putting bolts on doors but they allow the Crown to enter home six days a week through the universal postal service via Royal Mail, the. Universal service Provider for the Universal Postal Union which is a special agency of the United Nations. The post/letterbox renders your home open for business/commerce.

Who knew? She continues;

Remove or block up the postbox/letterbox then no more post arrives, the 2d world remains away from your doorstep and the postmaster returns mail marked "Address not Recognised"

Goodbye commercial address....hello Home.

This is why losing the name and registration of name is important. Get rid of those and you can then get rid of commercial address and all things registered to it change jurisdiction.

Words fail...

The Legal Name furore appears to hinge on your name appearing on a Birth Certificate which is Crown Copyright so you can't use it without breaching said copyright. I wonder how anyone with the surname Kellog McDonald Disney or Heinz even survives in this world.

Mr. Fibble comes out with this observation;

The Law of Gravity is still a theory, and this "legal name" theory lacks evidence so i think the term is valid.

I object to the theory of gravity and from now on it holds no authority over me. I know of one poster here on Quatloos who has something similar in his signature line and who might be tempted to comment....

I'm lovin' it.

[wanglepin]

Salli has some sage advice on

I notice our Sal has substituted , "your path" for "your truth". I love Sali.

[Bungle]

I think we can hear the magistrate saying something to the effect that he is satisfied that Jimmy is the one and only James Wylde and not Jane Doe (there's that D'oh! again) or even, for that matter, Sue Generis.

I would like to think that his trustee is having a giggle at reading the comments on here:

https://www.insolvencydirect.bis.gov.uk ... CaseType=B

[vampireLOREN]

So ....... He was not bailed at the Police Station then?
oh well .
Even Sunny Jim tells "bitsa truths" .
I am enjoying this saga so much.....its like a Keith Waterhouse novel
The Life of Jim.

[vampireLOREN]

do you think Jimmy actually realises he's going to be paying the Receivers wages / expenses when they take possession of his home, to the point there may be nothing left?

Why is watching these idiots make complete fools of themselves so bloody addictive?

I hope he runs and runs....it is quality stuff.
I enjoyed his nature video of farmed and specialist breed cattle, and Jimmy viewed them as wildlife .
Like watching old Crawford a year ago, these people just make a mess of their lives and film it!.
Why is this so addictive? ...... is it cruel to laugh? I just want to enjoy .
ps Roy the Green hatted idiot, Crawford and Jimmy are all drinkers of beer .....just saying .

[Skeleton]

You can make out quite a bit if you listen carefully with earphones, I heard you ask the question " Is it illegal to use a legal name", and picked up the jane doe 755 stuff

What was the oath thing all about?

I wonder if they are going to just keep banging their heads on the wall with this, i.e. Have they tried to set another court date for NAME? this will cost the thousands in wasted time if they don't drop it..
All I can say is that for the doubters, if jimmy had bent over and given his slave name then I am sure it would have gone a lot worse for him, i.e. the bankruptcy receiver would have gotten the green light to rape and pillage the property of NAME.

Looks like a good result to me, I would be happy with that performance,,, I would still keep my wits about me though, they are sneaky feckers.

quantum3d

Nobody else can make out much of what was said in court, but Society of the Spaniel is sure the Judge did run away and Quantam3xdense has a special pair of headphones and reports a "good result". Why he did not hear probably the clearest bit of audio throughout, of the judge advising One Cell to get some legal advice and setting a new court date is therefore somewhat surprising.