Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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Given what Meynard has said about Burnaby 49, he is quids in.
Rolling in it and has smashed his targets - no wonder he can afford Palm Springs and a frivolous beer trip to the UK.
I can afford Palm Springs because we get free accomodation. Which has it's good and bad points. The good point is that we get free accomodation in a semi-detached right in town. Bad point is that we get free accomodation in a semi-detached right in town so my wife keeps dragging me down there. Nice enough place but I don't want to spend part of every year there.
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

Post by Bones »

Have the Crawfrauds moved back into the bungalow yet ?

No because there did not repay the capital balance of the mortgage and have never produced a single piece of evidence to get over that simple fact.

Fools and idiots the lot of them
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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Pox wrote:Given what Meynard has said about Burnaby 49, he is quids in.
Rolling in it and has smashed his targets - no wonder he can afford Palm Springs and a frivolous beer trip to the UK.
Very true - Burnaby49 is a renowned and hated thorn in the side of sovcits, he'll get Band 5 bonus again for certain.

Bones, are you even trying to learn from this? No fun down there on Band 1, surely?
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

Post by rumpelstilzchen »

ArthurWankspittle wrote:
psychopathy, sadism, Machiavellianism, and narcissism
I'm good with this.
It's OK I suppose but what it really needs is the addition of a bit of PVC and a whip.
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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rumpelstilzchen wrote:
ArthurWankspittle wrote:
psychopathy, sadism, Machiavellianism, and narcissism
I'm good with this.
It's OK I suppose but what it really needs is the addition of a bit of PVC and a whip.
My preferred method is waterboarding with cheap Canadian beer. Breaks them every time.
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Molson's should work except that it would probably corrode their throats.
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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Burnaby49 wrote:My preferred method is waterboarding with cheap Canadian beer. Breaks them every time.
Well sadly that dosent always work. I would just go full canuck and ask for more free beer....
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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bmxninja357 wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:My preferred method is waterboarding with cheap Canadian beer. Breaks them every time.
Well sadly that dosent always work. I would just go full canuck and ask for more free beer....

Quite the opposite. The Beerboarding technique is essentially just a screening device. Obviously anyone who voluntarily asks for more Labatt's Blue or Molson's Canadian clearly knows nothing of any value on any topic whatever and is not worth interrogating.
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Well, said.
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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In the words of some immortal Canucks "take off eh!"
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Bones wrote:Have the Crawfrauds moved back into the bungalow yet ?

No because there did not repay the capital balance of the mortgage and have never produced a single piece of evidence to get over that simple fact.

Fools and idiots the lot of them
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Re: Tom Crawford is on the roof of Fearn Close !!!

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notorial dissent wrote:Molson's should work except that it would probably corrode their throats.
Yes but it is so weak the effect is painfully slow, which is why the technique works so well....
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Normal Wisdom wrote:
You'll never get notoriety posting about the subject of the thread :sarcasmon:
I'm sure that if Bones was to mention both a onesie and a camel's foot in the same sentence he would soon receive the attention he craves so desperately.
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rumpelstilzchen wrote: I'm sure that if Bones was to mention both a onesie and a camel's foot in the same sentence he would soon receive the attention he craves so desperately.
Surely in honor of our Canadian brethren that should be a onesie and a part of a Moose foot should it not?
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daveBeeston wrote:
rumpelstilzchen wrote: I'm sure that if Bones was to mention both a onesie and a camel's foot in the same sentence he would soon receive the attention he craves so desperately.
Surely in honor of our Canadian brethren that should be a onesie and a part of a Moose foot should it not?
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How about a moose onesie?
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Blimey, someone sneaked a selfie from Burnaby49 on here.
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I'm getting flashbacks of the "I can make money from this" onesie dance. I'd just gotten out of therapy from the last time.
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Normal Wisdom wrote:Well this is clearly a game changer - yet another Facebook group where deluded idiots can swap their success stories vent their frustration when their latest wheeze doesn't have any more effect than the previous two dozen

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He looks ill now, more than a passing resemblance to Gollum too. :thinking:
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These'd be better for burnaby. They're pink.
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