George Tsigarides - The Stupid FOI archives

[SteveUK]

More George success abject failure

[#six]

More George success abject failure

Perhaps he actually is specifically asking about aliens like ET or Mork. I would think that ET doesn't need a licence as he only rides a bicycle. As for Mork, I would assume that an egg isn't classed as a motor vehicle, but WHO knows. Maybe I should ask the DVLA.

[SteveUK]

I suppose it all depends if the aliens were driving or 'travelling in their private conveyance'

[TheNewSaint]

now please answer my FOI request correctly

What an asshole.

[SteveUK]

George is cottoning on to the old fee schedule

[NYGman]

Love the reference to USC, what does that stand for again, I wonder?

[Chaos]

Love the reference to USC, what does that stand for again, I wonder?

USC Trojans........trojan condoms.........he's a dick and needs to be covered.

[Arthur Rubin]

Love the reference to USC, what does that stand for again, I wonder?

Possibly, originally, United States Code (but probably copied from "documents" which no longer specified would it stood for.)

[Dr. Caligari]

Love the reference to USC, what does that stand for again, I wonder?

Possibly, originally, United States Code (but probably copied from "documents" which no longer specified would it stood for.)

18 USC [section number] is a reference to Title 18 of the United States Code, where most American federal criminal statutes are located.

[notorial dissent]

The list is of a collection United States Code crimes and penalties listings, which of course have absolutely zip to do with UK law, and all of which REQUIRE a conviction by a competent court in order to have any standing They ALWAYS seem to forget/ignore that little triviality. Also like the UCC has no meaning outside of the US.

[SteveUK]

The list is of a collection United States Code crimes and penalties listings, which of course have absolutely zip to do with UK law, and all of which REQUIRE a conviction by a competent court in order to have any standing They ALWAYS seem to forget/ignore that little triviality. Also like the UCC has no meaning outside of the US.

Best hope the US doesn't commit genocide against him then - you'll be on the hook for billions !

[SteveUK]

George is back !

Having failed to renounce his citizenship, or some other garbage ,he has a solution - lose your birth certificate !!

Dear General Register Office,

Please confirm that if I have lost my birth certificate, this is equal to the surrender and yield up of my birth certificate

If not, please confirm how I can get a 'Deed of Surrender' certificate.

Thank you.

Kind Regards.

Yours faithfully,

George Tsigarides

He's onto a winner with this approach

[The Observer]

He's onto a winner with this approach

Next he should explore on whether he can get his birth certificate foreclosed on.

[ArthurWankspittle]

He's onto a winner with this approach

Next he should explore on whether he can get his birth certificate foreclosed on.

He can't now he's lost it.
With the right information and a few quid, anyone can get a copy of a birth certificate in England IIRC.

[Footloose52]

£9.25 post paid for a copy birth or adoption certificate. Takes 15 working days. Apply to the General Registrars Office.

[TheNewSaint]

He could always try a Quit Claim Deed.

[Hercule Parrot]

Dear General Register Office,

Please confirm that if I have lost my birth certificate, this is equal to the surrender and yield up of my birth certificate. If not, please confirm how I can get a 'Deed of Surrender' certificate.

Dear George,

We're not allowed to tell people this information unless they directly ask. This is strictly for your personal use, don't go blurting it on FaceBook or the location will be changed and you'll lose out.

As you obviously know, Deeds of Surrender have to be made freely available to the public but there's no rules about how that's done. So for some years the arrangement has been that they are available on personal application only, 08.30 - 11.30am on the last Friday of January, at the Post Office, 16 Francis Street, Stornoway, Isle of Lewis HS1 2AD.

The fee is £1.30, and if you take two passport photos with you they can stamp the Certificate immediately.

(and that's why I'm not allowed to deal with FOI's anymore....)

[SteveUK]

I read the response as 'pi@s off' George.

Dear Mr Tsigarides,

Thank you for your enquiry dated the 24th March 2017.

In your request you asked how to obtain a 'Deed of Surrender' certificate.

The General Register Office do not produce a deed of surrender
certificate. There is no provision for an entry to be "surrendered" or
cancelled. It is simply a snapshot of the information which was given at
the time of registration.

I'm sorry but we cannot be of any further help.

Kind regards

Alex


Alex Gaskill
CCU Email Team Manager

But of course , being George.

Dear GRO First Point of Contact,

Alex

Please confirm that it is not possible to have a Birth Certificate returned and for the Birth Certificate to be deregistered

[longdog]

But of course , being George.

Dear GRO First Point of Contact,

Alex

Please confirm that it is not possible to have a Birth Certificate returned and for the Birth Certificate to be deregistered

Dear Alex.

Please tell me again something you've just told me because I'm a moron who needs to be told everything twice.

[notorial dissent]

I'm a clueless idiot and since I didn't get the answer I wanted the first time I'll try asking the question slightly differently hoping for a different response that suits my fantasies.