Ed and Elaine Brown fan arrested trying to blow up gas line

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Thirty-seven year old Anson Chi is now inmate # 44588-177 at the Beaumont Medium Federal Correctional Institution at Beaumont, Texas. His projected release date is currently November 27, 2029.
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Anson Chi has been moved to the United States Penitentiary at Atlanta, Georgia.
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Famspear wrote:A tidbit from a news report regarding Anson Chi:
Chi corresponded with imprisoned Unabomber Ted Kaczynski before the 2012 blast, according to court documents cited by the Dallas Morning News, though Kaczynski eventually told Anson Chi to see a psychiatrist and stop contacting him.
--"Anson Chi Given 20 Years in Plano Pipeline Bombing," June 1, 2015, KXAS-TV channel 5, Dallas-Fort Worth, at:

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Anson- ... 31811.html

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Yikes! It's pretty bad when even a nutball like Ted Kaczynski just wants you to leave him alone!
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And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I'm back.
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The creator of Frickentardistan has returned. :D
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So, what is it about this case that summoned you?

Also, how tall is the elf child now? I'm guessing 7 feet.
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Always good to see fellow veterans of the long march, welcome back!
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ENM! Welcome back, indeed.
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Wow - these old addictions are really hard to beat.

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Oh, the news hit us much like a bomb,
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Anson Chi, inmate # 44588-177, is no longer at the Federal Penitentiary at Atlanta. He is now at the Federal Correctional Institution at Yazoo City, Mississippi. Unfortunately, his projected release date has changed from November of 2029 to February 5, 2030.
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Famspear wrote:Unfortunately, his projected release date has changed from November of 2029 to February 5, 2030.
Unfortunately for who?
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Arthur Rubin wrote:
Famspear wrote:Unfortunately, his projected release date has changed from November of 2029 to February 5, 2030.
Unfortunately for who?
For the employees of the Federal Bureau of Prisons, of course!

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Huh. Without knowing any details, I'll speculate that Mr. Chi had one or more problems of some sort with one or more inmates in Atlanta.

Which might explain 1) his transfer, and 2) his apparent loss of 15% "good time" on about 1.3 years of his incarceration thusfar, which 70 or so days is the amount of time by which his estimated release date was delayed.

I don't know about anyone else, but if they threw me in a federal pen for 20 years with the prospect of getting out after 17 years if I behaved myself, I think I'd shut up and mind my own business. Maybe the average TP who wants to blow up pipelines doesn't see it that way. Kinda like Ed, his Dear Leader.

Maybe he'll do better in Yazoo City.
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. wrote:I don't know about anyone else, but if they threw me in a federal pen for 20 years with the prospect of getting out after 17 years if I behaved myself, I think I'd shut up and mind my own business.
When you have that long of a sentence it dosent matter if you get an extra few months or a year. You really stop caring. Essentially your life is over. Your nothing more than a number and what you see is all ya get for the rest of your forseable life. Time stops. No family. No friends. Most even stop getting visits alltogether after 3 years.

Just sayin. If your doing say, three years your life isnt over so the hole or losing goodtime matters.

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You might also bear in mind that Mr Chi has I believe some very serious mental issues that were never properly addressed.
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When you have that long of a sentence it dosent matter if you get an extra few months or a year. You really stop caring. Essentially your life is over.
Rubbish. This guy was about 35 when he got the 20. Behaving himself, he'd be about 52 when he got out. His life would hardly be over. Screwed up, but not over.

Sentence of 40 or 50 years? Yeah, then I'd agree.
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On appeal, the Fifth Circuit ruled against Anson Chi's allegations that his confession was produced by torture and other challenges to his conviction and sentence:

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/un ... 0610.0.pdf
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Anson Chi is now at the Federal Correction Institution McKean near Lewis Run, Pennsylvania. His projected release date has been changed again -- to March 27, 2030.
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Looks like he has gotten some of his good time back.
ANSON CHI
Register Number: 44588-177
Age: 42
Race: Asian
Sex: Male
Located at: McKean FCI
Release Date: 11/25/2029
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