Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

[exiledscouser]

In respect of the Great British Mortgage Swindle that Michael O'Bollocks is pedalling up and down the country;

I trust you've all got your tickets for one of the 24 cinemas on 18th February 2017...

TGBMS Day – Saturday, 18 February, 2017

TheGreatBritishMortgageSwindle to be screened Nationwide at 24 Cinemas via Cinema-on-demand

I remembered this gem, an unbiased review from a certain high profile trusted and revered film critic and reviewer.

No, not Barry Norman or the BBC's Mark Kermode, no, its none-other than our old friend Mark "Sellon" Haining after what appears to have been, erm, a 'sherbert' or two;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFHhqmUWmNM

You can watch the review but here is the edited highlights.

Well actually here's the whole review - o'really! - transcribed from the link.

O'Really?

O'Dreary?

.......[snip for profanity and possible slander]........

Another thing Michael

No-one likes your film.

It's boring.

It's very boring

No-one's had the bollocks to say anything but I'm saying it now.

It's boring.

And the fact that you charge ten quid for people to see it is another disgrace.

And then, without a hint of irony given recent events over in Goofy-land he finishes;

You're in it for the money - and that's ALL

So there you have it.

Succinct and to the point, a penetrating dissection showing flair, style, wit, humour, self-deprecation and a grasp of the genre.

It's boring

Very boring

And for once I'm in total agreement with the reviewer.

[TheNewSaint]

TheGreatBritishMortgageSwindle to be screened Nationwide at 24 Cinemas via Cinema-on-demand

And here's the catch:

In the event that at least 50% of the tickets have not been sold 14 days the screening date, details may be subject to change, but full refunds will be available until 24 hours before each screening.

More like "details will be created if enough people pay up front." Because they don't tell you what movie theater to go to, or what time:

Take advantage of this Cinema-On-Demand Special Offer and book your ticket at least 14 days in advance of the screening date to reserve your seat at 20% less than a General Admission, which will grant you entry into a screening at a cinema in any one of the following locations: Newcastle; Nottingham; London; Edinburgh; Glasgow; Cardiff, Belfast; Dublin; Isle of Skye; Norwich; Bristol; Swansea; Coventry; Leicester; Birmingham; Plymouth; Durham; Leeds; Manchester; Liverpool; Stockton; Cambridge; Brighton; Portsmouth.

Clearly, the plan is to fish for a city that will buy enough tickets two weeks in advance to justify the oh-so-massive expense of renting a theater. Seriously, it's like a couple hundred bucks. A realtor friend of mine recently rented a large movie theater and put on a free screening of Star Wars: Rogue One, just as a promotional event.

What a broke-ass chump this O'Bernicia is. And what an egomaniac to think anyone would put up with these conditions just to see a friggin' movie.

[JimUk1]

Here's something MoB didn't consider.

Pay your f*****g mortgage and discharge your obligation.

Stupid moron!

[Chaos]

Here's something MoB didn't consider.

Pay your f*****g mortgage and discharge your obligation.

Stupid moron!

he's trying too.........if he can suck enough people to pay for an imaginary screening of a 'film' that will never happen.

[Bones]

It has been over a month since Mickey last claimed we were just days away from hearing of his victory - the same victory he has been claiming would occur for over three years.

[getoutofdebtfools]

It all makes sense now!

Tom is a secret gamer and a Grand Theft Auto 5 fan!

Listen to the radio commercial at 26 minutes and 26 seconds here...

https://youtu.be/V-P478hv-Qg

The website http://www.stoppayingyourmortgage.net takes you through to the game's makers, Rockstar

[Bones]

I think Tommy Crawfraud is starting to reveal why he thinks that the warrant used to evict him and his family is a "fraudulent instrument" (in my best guy taylor voice)

Tom Crawford
3 hrs

Hi all.

There are some great events happening early this year and I’ll be announcing one tomorrow when I get confirmation

At the first meeting to be held, I will be doing a talk on unicorns or better known as warrants! and I think a lot of people will be quite astounded by the research that has been done not only by myself but others into this subject.

On the lighter side depending on your point of view, here is a real warrant and you will notice that it has been sealed properly! in fact it has 59 seals on it.

In this video produced by the government, they are claiming that this is the original warrant! But as most government documents are concerned you will see this is not true, it is close but no prizes
.
If you compare the photograph that I’ve had for a considerable number of years now you will see that this is the real warrant and again the public are misled by the government, it really does make me smile when the government cannot produce the warrant especially when it is so important as this one, unbelievable Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDAIxm6nPM

[Jeffrey]

It just keeps getting worse.

[Bones]

So Tom has a photograpgh of the real warrant (with a nice drawing of the king on it - ) and the one displayed by the government is a fake

There you have it folks

[Bones]

The only one I could find that looks like Tom's is.... yes you have guessed it, hanging up in a pub

https://brightonandhoveclarion.wordpress.com/2016/05/

We arrived rather late at The Kings Head in East Hoathly, but were able to order food – reasonably priced and good. Over the meal the EU referendum was discussed as well as the Eurovision song contest; Jim took a photo of King Charles’ death warrant on the wall of the pub, and later, after reviewing world politics, we descended into an exchange of ‘cheese jokes’.

[rumpelstilzchen]

I can't see a court seal on that warrant.
Fraud!!!!1!!!!

[NYGman]

So he expects to see it on vellum with wax seals, good luck with that

[Jeffrey]

Is his position that the warrant to evict him needs to be in the same style as a death warrant from 1649?

http://www.parliament.uk/about/living-h ... thwarrant/

[The Observer]

Is his position that the warrant to evict him needs to be in the same style as a death warrant from 1649?

Either that, or he is demanding that there should be a second English Civil War fought over his house.

[wanglepin]

The only one I could find that looks like Tom's is.... yes you have guessed it, hanging up in a pub

I wonder, will anyone have the balls to challenge Crawford on this death warrant for a King?

[Bones]

Is his position that the warrant to evict him needs to be in the same style as a death warrant from 1649?

http://www.parliament.uk/about/living-h ... thwarrant/

Whilst the average person would think that Tom could not be so stupid as to make such a claim... It is exactly what he is claiming, as he states

here is a real warrant and you will notice that it has been sealed properly!

[Bones]

The only one I could find that looks like Tom's is.... yes you have guessed it, hanging up in a pub

I wonder, will anyone have the balls to challenge Crawford on this death warrant for a King?

The freetards will just say Tom is right and won't dare mention that he has still failed to post his own warrant

[Bones]

In all seriousness, I actually do believe that Tom thinks that a seal on a warrant has to be in wax

[exiledscouser]

Warrants take many forms. Is TC conflating warrants for possession of a house with a death warrant? There are search warrants, arrest warrants, distress warrants, the list is a long one. Each flavour has its own enabling legislation, codes of practice, case law and format.

Although the CoP for Death Warrants might be a little out of date.

He's twisting in the wind now. Anyone know how Sellon's latest 'big Nottingham meet' went on the 21st? TC usually puts in an appearance. Haining seems to have gone unusually quiet - for the moment. Promoters of TC are struggling a bit for a platform since Goofy kicked out the Freemen, conspiracy theorists and members of Combat 18.

[JimUk1]

What so Tom now believes members of the House of Commons should sign, stamp and seal warrant?

I thought the government was corrupt Tom? And full of satanic worshiping pedophiles?

Surely you would want to delegate that power to an impartial individual?

Oh wait...