Andrew Miracle Et Al. V. The Queen of England

[eric]

Although I actually had a certain affection for prancing ponies I broke down and finally after three years or so here decided to pick my own, more appropriate avatar.

[webhick]

I don't know what you're talking about. All of your new avatars and group images are completely appropriate.

This is the new normal.

[Chaos]

Pinkie Pie Webhick?

We were invaded at about 1AM EST. Ponies everywhere.

lol. and they're awesome.

[Burnaby49]

Pinkie Pie Webhick?

We were invaded at about 1AM EST. Ponies everywhere.

lol. and they're awesome.

I've already given the other moderators my opinion of My Little Pony;

[LordEd]

https://youtu.be/WhOlAU4t9Hs

[Burnaby49]

And back to Sir Miracle and Glenn Bogue. Glenn requested leave to appeal the $2 Quadrillion loss to the Supreme Court of Canada. With about the results you'de expect given Glenn's dismal track record;

Decision on the application for leave to appeal, Abe Ka Br,

The motion for an extension of time to serve and file the application for leave to appeal and the motion to file an application for leave to appeal in respect of two Ontario Court of Appeal decisions are granted. The application for leave to appeal from the judgments of the Court of Appeal for Ontario, Number M46329, 2016 ONCA 512, dated June 28, 2016, and Number M46527, dated July 8, 2016, is dismissed with costs in favour of David McLean and in favour of the respondent, the Children Aid Society of Ottawa.

Dismissed, with costs

Just as well. Glenn has been suspended from being allowed to practice law and so he wouldn't have been able to represent the parties anyhow.

http://www.scc-csc.ca/case-dossier/info ... ?cas=37380

[notorial dissent]

I thought you were goign to regale us with the saga of the Bogue's come downance???

Looks like Andrew has been a problem child for quite some time. I found these that might be of interest.

Intelligencer 2011
Intelligencer 2016

[Burnaby49]

You want an update on Bogue? Be careful what you ask for. I'm currently working on one so extensive that I'll be posting it in three parts, including my attendance at a court hearing last week where Bogue represented Poriskyite Debbie Anderson. An experience beyond my paltry descriptive skills.

I'll also be revealing Bogue's secret how we men can bestow, to quote, "orgasms and beyond to the quantum edge of Stargate!" on our female partners. Spoiler alert, it involves "the wondrous Ormus molecule, which has the quantum capability to not only reverse disease and raise intelligence; it can actually open the Stargate to the Universe!" An invaluable fallback for times when your lady friend says she isn't in the mood.

He also shares with us his theory (not as yet peer reviewed) on the origin of North American aboriginals. Ancient Peruvians fornicated with aliens! Rather than paraphrase from his definitive scientific study I'll just quote how Bogue describes this formative evolutionary event from the alien fornicators' perspective;

"It's Saturday night boys and here we go! Sperm going everywhere!"

And yes, that's a direct quote. Any readers tried that pickup line with the ladies? I'll be providing links for you to check out the source materials for yourselves. As I said, be careful what you ask for.

[Pottapaug1938]

"I'll also be revealing Bogue's secret how we men can bestow, to quote, 'orgasms and beyond to the quantum edge of Stargate!' on our female partners. Spoiler alert, it involves 'the wondrous Ormus molecule, which has the quantum capability to not only reverse disease and raise intelligence; it can actually open the Stargate to the Universe!' An invaluable fallback for times when your lady friend says she isn't in the mood."

Boston Illuminati HQ abandoned use of the Ormus molecule a few years back. If you are Among Us, you'll know why.

[Burnaby49]

"I'll also be revealing Bogue's secret how we men can bestow, to quote, 'orgasms and beyond to the quantum edge of Stargate!' on our female partners. Spoiler alert, it involves 'the wondrous Ormus molecule, which has the quantum capability to not only reverse disease and raise intelligence; it can actually open the Stargate to the Universe!' An invaluable fallback for times when your lady friend says she isn't in the mood."

Boston Illuminati HQ abandoned use of the Ormus molecule a few years back. If you are Among Us, you'll know why.

Discard it at your peril! it was bestowed on us by the aliens then passed down by the matriarchal line to the Black Madonna. Bouge is using it to research a revolutionary new method of transportation. He transported himself to Sweden and back "in a moment" while (I believe, he's somewhat coy on the issue) experiencing a stargate orgasm. Sound a lot more pleasant way to travel than using United. Unless of course you go in for S&M rather than the Stargate Experience.

[The Observer]

You know, it sounds as though Bogue is just stealing Deep Knight's material.

[Burnaby49]

You know, it sounds as though Bogue is just stealing Deep Knight's material.

Please. DK has admitted that he relies on the chemical assistance of Viagra, not the Ormus Molecule.

[ArthurWankspittle]

I'll also be revealing Bogue's secret how we men can bestow, to quote, "orgasms and beyond to the quantum edge of Stargate!" on our female partners. Spoiler alert, it involves "the wondrous Ormus molecule, which has the quantum capability to not only reverse disease and raise intelligence; it can actually open the Stargate to the Universe!"

"OMG that was like the start of the universe!"

[Pottapaug1938]

"I'll also be revealing Bogue's secret how we men can bestow, to quote, 'orgasms and beyond to the quantum edge of Stargate!' on our female partners. Spoiler alert, it involves 'the wondrous Ormus molecule, which has the quantum capability to not only reverse disease and raise intelligence; it can actually open the Stargate to the Universe!' An invaluable fallback for times when your lady friend says she isn't in the mood."

Boston Illuminati HQ abandoned use of the Ormus molecule a few years back. If you are Among Us, you'll know why.

Discard it at your peril! it was bestowed on us by the aliens then passed down by the matriarchal line to the Black Madonna. Bouge is using it to research a revolutionary new method of transportation. He transported himself to Sweden and back "in a moment" while (I believe, he's somewhat coy on the issue) experiencing a stargate orgasm. Sound a lot more pleasant way to travel than using United. Unless of course you go in for S&M rather than the Stargate Experience.

The Ormus molecule compares to what we use in Boston like a Model T compares to a Maserati. In fact, we also require that users have the MISA molecules in ready supply so that we don't collapse and maybe die from exhaustion. MISA stands for "Make It Stop, Already!"

[Arthur Rubin]

"OMG that was like the start of the universe!"

(referring to Zaphod) Best bang since the big one.

[Burnaby49]

This is what I'd expected. A race to the bottom. I started an entirely serious discussion on Quantum level Stargate orgasms, the Ormus molecule, and interplanetary Saturday-night sexual orgies, all entirely mainstream bread and butter scientific concepts, and you all just make a joke out of it. These concepts are the result of a lifetime of research by one of Canada's foremost experts on losing litigation and you mock them. Why do I bother?

[The Observer]

Why do I bother?

Because you enjoy the cheap laughs just as much as the rest of us?

[notorial dissent]

And like most of us, he is easily amused?????