Fake News Festival!

[Deep Knight]

The Horror Of What Was Found When They Raided Al Franken’s House Had The FBI Praying And In Tears
May 26, 2017 Stryker

Agents were called to a ranch in northern Wyoming this morning after reports of animal-like screams and a strange smell leaking into the neighbors’ lives. After a short investigation, it was found that the ranch is the vacation home of US Senator Al Franken. The FBI took over and served the home with a wellness check and found what investigators are calling one of the most rancid scenes in recent memory. One so horrifying, the first agents on scene couldn’t help but vomit and the others had to take a moment to pray and weep.

The home was being used as a pagan cult shrine. Even at 2 miles to the nearest neighbor, the screams of the animals being sacrificed there would reach the neighbors because they were performed in a ritual in the back of the property far from view but close enough to hear the horror. LLOD reporter Skip Tetheluda said the scene was like nothing he’d ever witnessed before:

“There were piles of bones. So many from so many different species it would be impossible to figure it all out. They looked like some as small as rabbits or chickens to muck larger bovines like cows and buffalo. It must have been a bloodbath.”

Franken is reportedly in Washington and hasn’t responded to requests for a statement. This is a developing story that will be updated.

Skip Tetheluda? My darlin'?

FBI Releases Gruesome New Details About Senator Al Franken’s Vacation Home Raid
May 26, 2017 Stryker



The FBI says the scene at the vacation home of Democrat Senator Al Franken in southeastern Montana this morning revealed some things even the most seasoned veteran would call disturbing. It seems that Franken had a collection of bones from various kinds of animals in a large wooden box next to an outdoor fire pit where ritual ceremonies were held. According to LLOD reporter Skip Tetheluda who is on the scene in Pittsburg:

“What they found were the remains of several species we believe they used in a pagan sacrifice. They included parts of cows, pigs, chickens, at least 2 turkeys, a lamb and what may have been a slab of white-tailed deer. What those poor animals must have gone through. The FBI says they estimate that the amount of meat on those bones would have fed a crowd of nearly 800 people.”

800 people? What is it, some kind of a festival? That’s exactly what it is, if you believe Demoncrat Al Franken, who released this statement:

Yes, you idiots, we had a festival. The permits were filed and approved. Over the course of a week we had almost 800 people stop in for some of our famous proteins. The ritualistic fire pit is also called a “barbeque pit” and every animal listed is available from the local butcher. White tail deer? It’s called “venison” you morons and a lot of people eat it.

You people are truly ridiculous.

A likely story. Franken did happen to host a festival of food on his property with a permit for up to 1000 people, but that’s most likely a cover for the rituals. They also recovered more than 11 empty gallon jugs of Sweet Baby Ray’s, so even if their story was true they’re still frauds. And…bison? Who the hell eats buffalo? One way or the other, this is sick and Hillary is involved. You just know it.

That about wraps this one up. Stay safe, patriots. Go with God.

Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo
Skip to my lou, my darlin'

Forbes
Al Franken, Vulture Festival And The Business Of Entertainment Extravaganzas
Rebecca Lerner ,

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 20: Actor Robert Smigel (L) and Sen. Al Franken (D-NY) speak onstage during Al Franken And Robert Smigel: In Conversation during the 2017 Vulture Festival at Milk Studios on May 20, 2017 in New York City. Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Vulture Festival.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 20: Actor Robert Smigel (L) and Sen. Al Franken (D-NY) speak onstage during Al Franken And Robert Smigel: In Conversation during the 2017 Vulture Festival at Milk Studios on May 20, 2017 in New York City. Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Vulture Festival.

At Vulture Festival this weekend, Al Franken said what he wanted to.

The festival marked the first stop on the book tour for his new memoir, Al Franken, Giant of the Senate. The seventh book from the honorable gentleman from Minnesota is published by Twelve, a division of Hachette Book Group, and reportedly sold for over $1 million.

In a sold-out show with about 160 people in the audience, Robert Smigel, comedian and longtime friend of Franken, discussed the senator’s transition from Saturday Night Live to government service.

Recalling his close 2008 election, Franken described the way his opponent, Norm Coleman, would take his comedic career out of context.

“My opponent put everything I’d ever said or written into a $15 million machine called the ‘dehumorizer.’ It has very advanced Israeli technology,” Franken joked.

Franken’s irreverent but politically auspicious set was a perfect fit for the fourth year of Vulture Festival, the New York Magazine-backed digital publication’s in-person celebration of all things pop culture. According to sources working for Vulture, ticket sales for the festival hit about 13,000 sold, up from 11,000 last year.

Magazines are increasingly hosting consumer-based extravaganzas featuring stars, panels and food to solidify their brand in the minds of their online readers. From Entertainment Weekly’s expansive PopFest in Los Angeles to Northside Media’s Northside Festival in Brooklyn to FORBES’ own Under 30 summits, live experiences are proving their ability to create both revenue and multiplatform content.

The tangible effects of the festivals are clear — throughout the short time frame, the producers and subjects of the digital publication can reach their readers in a physical milieu.

“It’s nice to have something to interact with in the real world,” Jesse David Fox, a Senior Editor at Vulture, told FORBES. “We want to have that physical interaction. Our fans are going to be like, ‘This is a festival made for us. This is my Coachella, my Bonnaroo.’”

But the expansive nature of the festival’s content ensures a reach that extends beyond fans of Franken’s opining on Ted Cruz and the threat of climate change. With 48 events ranging from a Cat Power concert to a Pop Culture Trivia Game Show with the casts of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Orange is the New Black, most of the festival-goers bought individual tickets for specific acts.

Like all new ventures, Vulture Festival had its share of growing pains. Tickets ranged from $16 to $50 per event and as of the morning of the festival, less than half of the 48 events had sold out. But according to Fox, the number of die-hard fans who shelled out $495 to attend every event with the unlimited Vulture Pass doubled in sales from last year’s festival.

“The reason we do tickets per event is because it speaks to what we do,” explained Fox. “We don’t paint people as generally liking television — we understand that people who like pop culture have very specific interests.”

This commitment to program particularity and diversity in content is reflective of the mission of Vulture’s parent, New York Magazine. Vulture is one of its branded destination sites, along with Grub Street, The Cut and others.

The vertical-market mindset that inspired the catering of digital media to specific interests could be seen all over Vulture Festival. But while the festival differentiated itself with pajamas brunches with actors and pop-up nail salons, the bulk of the programming had the conversational style of Franken and Smigel’s dialogue.

After the conversation, most of the audience filed into a line for the AT&T Vulture Lounge at Highline Stages, one of the multiple sponsored additions to the festival. Inside was bumping music and pop-up shops hosted by the other sites, Grub Street and The Strategist, giving festival-goers the chance to buy Dominique Ansel’s chocolate-chip cookies or Aubrey Plaza’s favorite lip balm.

While the programming of a festival allows for culture and connection, its revenue-driven structure presents new opportunities for profit—and Vulture will look to continue building on that going forward.

They slyly left out the animal sacrifices, scene that made the FBI vomit, and pretend it was in New York instead of Wyoming and Montana, but you KNOW this has got to be the festival they're referring to! I say, hangin's too good fer him, we should get a rope!

[The Observer]

No, we should just turn Franken over to the vegan police. They will know exactly what to do with a guy who is grilling innocent animals, charring their flesh and shoving it down his pie hole. I never had a good feeling about this guy during his years on "Saturday Night Live" and it looks like my hunch about him was right.

[notorial dissent]

Somebody's been passing out the really good stuff and not taking a proper commission is all I can say.

[Deep Knight]

This Stryker guy gotta learn to keep his alternative facts straight. Skip Tetheluda is doing the "Al Franken had a hippie festival with animal sacrifice in the pit of smoke, dry rub, Kansas-City-style sauce, and god knows what else.

BREAKING: Justice Dept. Files Charges: Body Found On Clinton Property Will Get Justice

May 25, 2017 Stryker

An inside source revealed to LLOD reporter Skip Tetheluda that the US Justice Department is satisfied that they have enough evidence to make an arrest in the case of the skeletal remains found in a shallow grave on the Clinton property. The source told Skip:

“We knew all along who she was and what he’d done to her. This came as an inside tip that turned into a federal investigation the second the girl’s disappearance had relevance across state lines. Miriam Loomis was held against her will, beaten, raped and tortured for more than 15 years. She was also impregnated and forced to have several abortions. We went to the Chappaqua property for a reason after the tip panned out.”

The tip he’s talking about came in the form of a diary kept by Loomis that documented the first eight years of her captivity. Loomis had apparently hidden it well but it came to light when the new owners of the house she was originally in did some remodeling and found it hidden behind a crude drywall patch. That diary tells a frightening story, our source said:

“He did unbelievable things to her. Things you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy. She never knew his real identity but she was always told to call him “Willie.”

Willie St. Cyr owned the house at 426 Chappaqua St., Chappaqua until the Clintons purchased it to add to their compound since their home, which is at 109 Westchester but in a strange zone that doesn’t officially belong to any town, is right next door. St. Cyr is currently in custody and fully aware of the charges against him. Under federal law, he will face the death penalty.

When asked what connection the Clintons had to the case, our source told Skip:

“The Clintons? Oh. You must follow Facebook politics. No, the ‘raid’ was an investigation that the Clintons were completely aware of and cooperated with fully. We picked President Clinton up this morning at LaGuardia to brief him. This whole thing happened when some meatball got ahold of a piece of information and spread it like wildfire through the halls of stupid that are conservative politics. They used a picture of the Kennedy Compound for Christ Sake.

It seems that what happened is a bunch of ill-informed people on the internet love to read about things that don’t actually exist. The troll group X-940 has taken credit for purchasing the entire story from Busta Troll, the poor man’s Borowitz.

That about wraps it up. Thanks for stopping by and having your cholesterol lowered and ham sandwiches are always best at high noon.

Huh? I think ham sandwiches are always best with mustard.

[Deep Knight]

Skip to the loo.

Nancy Pelosi’s Son Arrested For Murder

May 27, 2017 Stryker

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, was booked into the Orange County jail on charges that he murdered his daughter’s boyfriend’s stepfather during a dispute over a rule in a little league baseball game. Johnathon, 42, believed that a tie went to the runner when Stefan Alberts, 31, told him that there is no tie, the umpire uses his judgment.

That’s when a full fisticuffs broke out and Alberts ended up on the ground beaten so badly with a 29″ Louisville Slugger Aluminum that paramedics had no chance to save his life. Johnathon said he was within his rights to defend himself after Alberts took a swing but witnesses on site told reporters that Johnathon walked calmly to the dugout, grabbed a bat, walked up behind Alberts and bashed him over the head like he was Glen.

Police took him into custody and charged him with 2nd-degree murder. Details are still coming out, but if he’s convicted he could be looking at 25 to life. The district attorney said had it not been a spur of the moment response to being punched, Johnathon, Nancy Pelosi’s son, would be on his way to death row the way he showed no mercy. Brutal.

More details as they come out. The liberal press is keeping this one down hard. We have senior correspondent Skip Tetheluda en route now.



UPDATE: Nancy Pelosi’s Son Connected To Multiple Other Murders

May 28, 2017 Stryker

The word coming down from the Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico is that Nancy Pelosi’s son, Johnathon, is now the person of interest in at least 5 missing persons turned to murder cases going back 15 years. Johnathon, 42, was jailed yesterday for murdering a little league umpire with a baseball bat.

According to Special Agent Lester Nibble:

“That kind of behavior is difficult to overlook. When someone feels comfortable killing someone Negan style you begin to think you might want to do some background. We did a full history and cross-referenced it with the national miussing persons and cold case database and got several hits. As it turns out, Johnathon has been busy.”

Agent Nibble couldn’t elaborate so early in the investigation but he did say it doesn’t look like the perpetrator is getting away with this one. Johnathon remains in custody at the Orange County jail without bail. His first hearing will be held on Tuesday morning.

Nancy Pelosi’s office hasn’t had much to say about the actions of her murderous son other than to deny his existence at all.



Born Nancy D'Alesandro on March 26, 1940, in Baltimore, Maryland. Pelosi carries on the family tradition of being involved in politics. Her father served in Congress and was the mayor of Baltimore for twelve years. And her brother Thomas later served as mayor of Baltimore as well.

Pelosi graduated from Trinity College in Washington, D.C., in 1962. While a student there, she met Paul Pelosi. The two later married and moved to San Francisco. They had five children: Nancy Corinne, Christine, Jacqueline, Paul, and Alexandra. Focused on raising her family, Pelosi got into politics slowly, starting out as a volunteer for the Democratic Party. She hosted parties and helped with campaigns. Pelosi rose up in the party ranks, serving as a California representative to the Democratic National Committee from 1976 to 1996. She also served as the state and northern chair of the California Democratic Party.

[Deep Knight]

CONFIRMED REPORT: Obama Has A Military Force Of His Very Own (PICTURES)
June 2, 2017 Stryker

Barack Obama’s Deep State Shadow Government has adopted a military stance as well as an official declaration of their loyalties. With the American flag in the infamous Obama emblem turned to fire and the words “NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM” proudly painted as their battle cry, the Obama army has reached nearly 25,000 by official reports with rumors of tens of thousands more, possibly offshore, and the possibility of an entire army regiment if President Trump doesn’t fire General

They train on small bases throughout the country and on uninhabited barrier islands like the hundreds off the coast of Maine and so many other states. The official tally of personnel doesn’t include the firepower, either. Obama, being a former president, is a federal firearm licensed fully automatic and military grade holder and reseller, meaning his army is equipped as well as any in the world its size. Skip Tetheluda, who has been following the story closely, told LLOD:

“The three installations I’ve seen are impressive. As a licensed holder, all of the weaponry Obama has bought is well-documented and perfectly legal. He’s organized as a non-profit political organization. He pays no taxes and received more than $60 million in grants to train people in ‘survival.’ What they amount to are mercenaries for the new World Order — the meaning of novus ordo seclorum — who are very well-prepared.

The Obama military has 14 fighter jets, 6 cargo planes, 2 bombers, 2 submarines 8 frigates, one battleship and a helicopter carrier. He also has 180 Humvees, 28 armored vehicles, 120 assault vehicles and 26 tanks. There are too many guns, grenades, land mines and C-4 to possibly count it all.

As of right now everyone is just shrugging. They aren’t doing anything illegal, but…who really knows?”

These are three sites Skip visited. The airstrip is in West Virginia, the parking lot full of Humvees and armored vehicles in just outside Olathe, Kansas and the Naval Base is a movable, floating fortress currently on the far side of Cuba playing nice with Barack’s pal Raul.

The Obama Deep State Army is ready, motivated and lying in wait…but for what? We’ll certainly update you when we know more.

[notorial dissent]

Sad, just very sad, and pathetic.

[TheNewSaint]

I like how Al Franken's vacation home moved across state lines mid-story. And that the Clintons' home doesn't exist in any territory, a plot borrowed from a 15-year-old Family Guy episode.

[Deep Knight]

These paranoid idiots have it wrong, our soon-to-be-populated-FEMA-detention-camps-in-tunnels-and-Walmarts will be "decaf" centers, not "decapitation." Part of the punishment will be no real coffee. Are we evil or what?

Sunday, June 4, 2017
Camps Will Become Decapitation Centers

Deep State FEMA Camps Will Become Decapitation Centers- 30,000 Stored Guillotines

In a radio interview with Steve Quayle, he said two very disturbing things. The first was how very close the Deep State is to totally taking over and second, that his research from years ago discovered that FEMA camps would become beheading facilities.
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FEMA Camps Will Be Segregated - Through the years I have been told by several insiders that FEMA camp assignments would be divided by the following:

Men will be sent to a gender segregated camp and slave labor will be extracted as per Obama’s Executive Order 13603. Extermination will be the end game. This is exactly what the Nazis did with the Jews.

Women will be sent to a gender segregated camp. There will be some slave labor that will be extracted but these camps will be human bondage centers.

Children will be sent to their own camps. When I was first told this, I did not fully grasp the significance of this segregation until I became acquainted with the Deep State’s fascination with child-sex-trafficking. These camps will give humanity its darkest hour.

These segregation camps were actually rehearsed by Colorado law enforcement and DHS during the 2008-2009 H1N1 scare. In these drills anyone who had not and would submit to a vaccination for the disease and noncompliant people were boarded on a bus with the intent of taking the actors to segregated camps. How do I know? Two LEO’s who I went to school with told me the details of the drill. The noncompliant people who were not vaccinated were discovered through roadside blockades similar to a DI roadblock.

There was one additional feature to this drill and the overall intent FEMA camp forced incarcerations. The one intent is that those targeted for extermination will likely die via the use of guillotines. If you need motivation to act against the Deep State, this may be the best example.

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An Efficient Killing Machine

Has anyone bothered to do the math? A single guillotine reportedly can chop off the heads of about 100 people per hour. In one hour, the federal government has the capacity to execute as many as three million people. In one ten hour day, 30 million people could be executed by way of the guillotine.
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Conclusion

I received this email from a nurse on January 26, 2016.

Hi Dave,
I couldn’t believe it - but I verified with our hospital billing department that the billing code for death by guillotine is ICD9-E978… The code would be used for jails billing the Feds for serviced rendered…

Some times conclusions simply write themselves. And, of course, we can accurately say that there will be shortage of workers for this endeavor given the Refugee/Resettlement Program.
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Are you ready to defend your family, your faith, your country?

Posted by Olive Oyl at 9:33:00 PM

9 comments:

Anonymous June 4, 2017 at 10:25 PM
How many necks can be chopped before the guillotine is no good?
These posts contradict the posts that are upset at the elite, deep state, cabal, etc; where people want a rope.
A guillotine works faster, and the brain will still process that head is detached from the body.
It's like there are two postings.
One saying kill all bad guys and one telling the people the bad guys will round them up into a camp to kill them.
It's like the people posting have not taken the time to learn that everything that happens to us, we create it, we agree to it.
People will walk into fema, or they will riot and be gathered into fema, or some other activity will put them in fema, for all we know they could have accepted vaccinations that when a specific frequency is sounded, it triggers what they allowed to be injected into their bodies.
All of the above are things that people agreed to or by their actions will be in agreement to it.
Don't expect me to defend.
US Code has a provision that all is contract.
Just because a contract to die for your country didn't happen over there, but over here in a VA hospital doesn't mean there is no contract.
Just because there is a contract to be injected by a vaccine where the possible side effects are disclosed and accepted, ' taking that chance ', doesn't mean the contract to allow the injection doesn't exist.
Contrary to what Christians believe or not.
I'm not waiting on a savior.
I know the Creator knows all things, including impossible things, and if I am to experience the possible or the impossible, I know the Creator knows all things.
I'm just here for the ride, and then I go home.
Here is NOT home, so when it's time to go, I'll be ready and not like the man in that book, who could not let go of his worldly possessions.

Anonymous June 4, 2017 at 10:53 PM
Yeah, they will become Decapitation Camps for the Evil Cabal.

TheGate KeeperJune 5, 2017 at 12:41 AM
keep spreading the fear so that the evil can eat. Fear mongering at its finest.

Anonymous June 5, 2017 at 7:59 PM
your stupidity at its finest - what's it like to always have your head in that dark hole, ignoring what's going on outside?

Anonymous June 5, 2017 at 9:59 AM
DHS has been an arm of the Obama muslim octopus. In Wisconsin and Michigan they give classes to muslims (only muslims) in how to get free Fed and State Aid. (One family member will own multiple homes and rent to other family members who then get their rent paid by the state. ) and how to avoid polygomy laws ( one "wife." and three "cousins.) Single family homes are torn down and replaced with two family homes to accomodate the multiple wives. This is an ourtright fraud and is bankrupting Michigan at present. In Hamtramack MI, they now have Shia Law, which defies the Constitution, yet the governor takes no action. Our politicans have sold out America to foreigners for their (often illegal) votes.
So who know what other "agendas" this ss group called DHS is perpetrating. Could be that FEMA is under DHS jurisdiction. Wake up, America - and Europe.

Anonymous June 5, 2017 at 1:05 PM
It'll never happen- They will be used for the DNC traitors, along with the rest of the 2.7 million cabal members that have TRIED to destroy this country- Start with Killary, then McCain, the Clintons, but most of all George Soros- He is the one that has instigated more problems in this country than any President could ever even think of doing-

Anonymous June 5, 2017 at 8:02 PM
You can hope that this will happen, but a whole lot more can happen besides. Let's hope your version occurs first.

Anonymous June 5, 2017 at 3:33 PM
THE WORDS " FEAR PORN " IS USED EXCLUSIVELY BY THOSE WHO CAN NOT FACE THE TRUTH....WHEN THEY SEE IT OR HEAR IT. Usually indoctrinated NEW-AGER'S !
"The righteous sees evil coming and hides from it"
Please understand that is our DUTY to WARN others and if they choose NOT to accept the TRUTH it's on THEM when and if it occurs. By knowing the TRUTH in advance --many times the EVIL can be destroyed or subdued. BUT it can ONLY be destroyed IF people KNOW and "pull together" to make that happen.If you knew NOTHING about this before NOW - which I knew about WHEN the Guillotines were purchased and shipped to Georgia from FRANCE when B. CLINTON was in office. More were purchased later. NO one listened "then" -- hopefully YOU and others are listening NOW!!
Those who spout " fear porn" when they hear the truth are the ones WHO WILL NOT BE PREPARED and come knocking on your door for food- water and shelter.
It is Biblical to "prep" then lack of faith NOT too ! You have been "forewarned" it's up to you to act on it or not. We have done our part on this particular subject. More to come.
I suggest you go to www.StopTheBrain.net and read MORE "TRUTH" you may NOT know about !!

Freewill June 5, 2017 at 6:02 PM
I second that!


From whence cometh this nonsense, pray tell?

Politifact
Bloggers say Obamacare coding system could usher in beheadings
By Louis Jacobson on Thursday, January 2nd, 2014 at 5:18 p.m.

One blog published an article titled, "ObamaCare Medical Codes Confirm: Execution by Beheading To Be Implemented in America." We took a closer look.
One blog used this image of Uncle Sam in the guillotine to dramatize the threat from Obamacare-linked beheadings.

We’ve heard people give lots of reasons for opposing Obamacare. But until a reader sent us some Internet links recently, we hadn’t realized that one of the fears being spawned by Obamacare was that it could usher in legal beheadings across America.

The reader pointed us to a variety of blog posts, such as one headlined, "Obamacare Medical Codes Confirm: Execution by Beheading To Be Implemented in America." As if this wasn’t scary enough, this post was accompanied by a photograph of a masked executioner swinging a curved sword downward, just inches from the neck of the condemned.

What’s going on here?

The idea appears to trace back to a Nov. 18, 2013, post by Lorri Anderson on the blog Freedom Outpost. Anderson’s piece was later reposted, excerpted or promoted uncritically on a range of other blogs. (It also received a thorough takedown by blogger David W. Thornton of the Atlanta Conservative Examiner.)

Anderson cites a document known as ICD-9, which refers to the ninth update of the "International Classification of Diseases." ICD-9 is a lengthy list of medical conditions and causes of death published by the World Health Organization and used in the United States by medical professionals for billing purposes and by health statisticians who study causes of death.

One of the categories in ICD-9 is this one: "Legal execution: All executions performed at the behest of the judiciary or ruling authority (whether permanent or temporary) as: asphyxiation by gas, beheading, decapitation (by guillotine), capital punishment, electrocution, hanging, poisoning, shooting, other specified means."

Anderson wrote that the connection between the coding system, Obamacare and legal execution would "make any American’s hair stand up on the back of their neck." But if anything, subsequent posts on other websites destroyed any nuances she included. One even accompanied a blog post with a drawing of Uncle Sam with his head in a guillotine.

The WHO’s coding system

Here’s the reality about what the World Health Organization’s coding system does and doesn’t do.

As PolitiFact noted in a previous fact-check, the United States medical system currently uses ICD-9 and is in the process of transitioning to ICD-10. Doctors’ offices use the codes to fill out Medicare and Medicaid claims, among other things. Their billing and practice management software is based on them. Their employees are trained to use them.

The transition to ICD-10 is somewhat controversial, though not because of beheading. The American Medical Association says that depending on the size of the medical practice, it’ll cost $83,290 to more than $2.7 million to switch. Doctors are dealing with so many other expensive regulatory changes, the association has begged since 2011 to delay or give up on the switch altogether.

But the federal government is requiring American doctors, and any organization covered by the 1996 health care law known as HIPAA, to switch to ICD-10 by Oct. 1, 2014. That’s because because ICD-9 has outdated medical terms and not enough detail for accurate claims processing, according to the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. In fact, the rest of the world began switching to the new codes 20 years ago, and now most developed countries now use it.

Why Obamacare isn’t implementing beheading

So one can make a reasoned argument over details of how, or whether, the United States should transition to the new coding system. But the possibility of beheadings is just scare talk. Here are some of the problems:

• A doctor can’t bill an insurer for a beheading. Obamacare -- a program that addresses health care for the living -- doesn’t have anything to do with beheading. The "beheading" category in the code is for the purposes of compiling death statistics, something the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention handles. The CDC uses the codes to make apples-to-apples comparisons with other countries. "These coding rules improve the usefulness of mortality statistics by giving preference to certain categories, by consolidating conditions, and by systematically selecting a single cause of death from a reported sequence of conditions," the CDC says.

• The "beheading" coding category long predates Obama. The coding for "beheading" has been standard in the U.S. since at least 1979, when the CDC adopted ICD-9 for the purposes of compiling death statistics. At that time, Obama was graduating high school.

• There is no legal beheading in the United States today, and the president couldn’t change that even if he wanted to. The military uses only lethal injection, and the federal government essentially does as well. Lethal injections are also used in 35 states, with a dwindling number of states using electrocution, the gas chamber, hanging or a firing squad. Most of the methods other than lethal injection are secondary methods, either by choice or necessity.

No state uses beheading. More importantly, as this summary makes clear, each state chooses its own method of execution, making the decision of what method to use beyond the reach for the federal government.

The reason beheading is in the code at all is because it is a common method of execution in Saudi Arabia and some other countries, and is practiced by some militant and terrorist groups. So for an international coding system, beheading, for better or for worse, is needed.

Our ruling

Bloggers have recently offered posts headlined like this one: "Obamacare Medical Codes Confirm: Execution by Beheading To Be Implemented in America." But the coding system in question long predates Obama, and the "beheading" classification is only relevant for death statistics, not for insurance billing that would be under Obamacare’s purview.

Finally, the beheading code is for statistical purposes, not for setting policy. Any change in legal execution methods would have to be approved by the states, not by the federal government. Bloggers, in a game of telephone, have turned a questionable claim into a ridiculous one. Pants on Fire!

Zombie rumors, you just can't kill 'em.

[Deep Knight]

Quick, get in on the 20 million American lawsuit, and make big $$$ when this slam-dunk case is settled!

Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Jim Stone 6-7-2017

Explaining the following report:
Former U.S. intelligence contractor Dennis Montgomery has uncovered a plot by the Obama administration and failed Clinton administration to round up and kill 20 million Americans. This is verified across many sources. ... (20 million Americans will be) rounded up and put in internment camps and/or killed. Hillary and Obama spearheaded the effort. If Hillary had scammed her way in, we'd be toast, Trump saved our lives. Now there is going to be a lawsuit on behalf of the 20 million (plus) people who had been unmasked, Comey is going down, the NSA might get it's ass kicked and Hillary and Obama had better worry!

[??? Why should Obama worry if it's already too late?]
...
It's too late
If you think Americans can change this situation with a 300 million eyed monster observing everyone's every move, you are off in fantasy land somewhere. It is GAME OVER. You cannot beat this monster with a cute little encryption trick performed on a compromised operating system with a compromised processor tapped into via a compromised internet. I see all of the new stupid pet trick type encryption fantasies some people are parading on the web now to "secure" themselves against the NSA as some sort of useless bubble gum fad, IF YOU WORKED FOR THEM AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, YOU WOULD REALIZE SUCH EFFORTS ARE AS LAUGHABLE AS TRYING TO FIX A SEMI WITH A PLASTIC BARBIE TOOL SET. And if you are even able to HAVE that barbie tool set and try to use it, you are already flagged for elimination anyway. You should be focusing your efforts on other subjects like GETTING THE HELL OUT. And they know who you are. They know you know. They know if you have guns. They know you are not pleased with Obama, Bush, and false flag terror. They know you probably know the truth about the "holocaust", the truth about vaccines, GMO, and any other number of your particular pet topics that make them itch. They know where you are going to bug out to, and they know what you bought for it. If your car is 2005 or newer, they will watch you go to your bug out place and nail you there. Ditto if you are stupid enough to bring your cell, or bring anyone elses for that matter.

Your only option is to get to Iceland, Venezuela, Ecuador or any other country that proved itself with Snowden before the axe falls. Unlike the illegal immigrant "problem" America has, a large scale influx of Americans into nations such as Ecuador would intellectually launch any country that accepted them 30 years into the future because it won't be the idiots fleeing America, it will be the cream of the crop - those smart enough to see the asteroid coming. And if for any of the 500 reasons America now revokes passports from complete non criminals you are one of the 50 million that does not have one, GO INTO THE FOREIGN EMBASSIES AND START REQUESTING ASYLUM NOW.

When the axe falls
When the axe falls, you WON'T be running to Mexico because the border fence was for YOU, and unlike the B.S. you were told, it is totally impassable if you can even get to it. The border is so well surveilled now that you can't even get close to that fence which is impossible to get across even if you do. I know this because I spent four days in the back country border zone observing what is going on. Believe me, the security is real, and it is for stopping Americans, NOT Mexicans. And if you think Canada will save you, WAKE UP. When the axe falls, the Zionist Bolsheviks who run the U.S. government will be on the diplomatic channels to all nations saying it is fair and balanced and everyone will get a fair trial, so anyone who is complaining here and asking for asylum is some sort of lunatic. They will have PR campaigns of epic proportions coming out of Hollywood and paid for advertisements in all prospective refuge nations, calling you a criminal or a nut case or a deadbeat to hinder your asylum bid. They will have the CIA working overtime, and the zionist factions within the not totally infiltrated prospective asylum nations working overtime in secret to flip public opinion against you. If you were part of America's main core, they have ONE objective for you - to burn you to ashes or bury you in a pit somewhere, and that objective does not involve allowing you to escape to bring the seeds of America out of the country to sprout a whole new "problem" for them elsewhere.
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Brain death reversal?
This would be a game changer if it worked.
An American company called Bioquark wants to do experimental trials of injecting brain stem cells into people who have been declared brain dead, in the hopes of re-booting their brains. They are confident it will work. They tried to do it in India and got rejected, and will now try to do it in Latin America. My take on this is why not try it, if all they are going to do is pull the plug anyway? It will be interesting to see if the same people come back, or if they get a different spirit (if this works) because I believe that if it is your time to go, you're gone. And then something else can take your place if the body becomes viable again . . . . . . anyway, it will be interesting to see how this goes. See XXXXX the closest thing to an abstract It is not exactly an abstract, it is more of an appeal for people to experiment on but it is, at least, for real.

Posted by Freewill at 1:10:00 PM

No doubt Freewill was mostly interested in the last part, but if he's looking to re-boot his own brain, I believe he's too late.

[notorial dissent]

No doubt Freewill was mostly interested in the last part, but if he's looking to re-boot his own brain, I believe he's too late.

He'd have to find it first, and it has long since gone missing.

[Deep Knight]

Once more, the Last Shred of Decency, er, Line o' Defense folk are first claiming someone famous is dead and/or murdered, and then that it was fake but done by someone else for a nefarious purpose.


Rush Limbaugh’s Death Ruled ‘Suspicious’

June 12, 2017 Stryker

Rush Limbaugh had what appeared to be a cardiac event that spurred a massive brain hemorrhage all over the floor of the Starbucks in his building. Pronounced dead as soon as paramedics arrived, Limbaugh’s long legacy came to an abrupt end fairly unceremoniously as he waited for a macchiato and a hazelnut scone.

Now the coroner is saying there’s something fishy about a chemical in Limbaugh’s blood that was possibly ingested as medicine earlier in the day. Investigators are now tearing apart Rush’s apartment, studio and life trying to figure out if anyone had the means, the motive and the opportunity to murder him in cold blood.

Rush was always controversial, but nothing of late comes to mind that would have someone angry enough to kill. Then again, Rush has made a lot of enemies over the years.

This is a developing story that will be updated.



BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh Death Hoax Latest Dem Conspiracy To Take Focus From Clinton

June 12, 2017 Stryker

Liberal trolls have tried to perpetrate a hoax about Rush Limbaugh being dead but the diligence of Trump supporters and the quick spread of knowledgeable truth through Patriot circles has once again prevailed. Rush is, of course, alive and well and currently enjoying a Monte Cristo sandwich at Katz’s Deli with friends.

This was just another example of the left trying to create a distraction so nobody would pay attention to things like the Clinton connection to the death of a US Senator. It’s a disgrace. This time, however, the troll met his match. A group of Patriots stalked the troll through all of his groups, telling everyone wherever he posted that it was fake news and not to share it. The hoax died within minutes.

The jerk responsible threatened one of the group admins, telling him he would “rue the day he borrowed that pound of flesh,” and threatening that “all that was given would be taken away.” Nobody really knows what that means, but the guy is a total tool anyway. He told the 6 people who would listen that he had no choice but to pull the hoax because his honor had been impugned.

Typical liberal jackass. No idea what he’s talking about. Thanks to the Montgomery III%ers for their persistence in killing this stupid hoax before it began.


They should have realized it was phony when they mentioned the "macchiato and a hazelnut scone," which no earth human would consume willingly.

[Arthur Rubin]

They should have realized it was phony when they mentioned the "macchiato and a hazelnut scone," which no earth human would consume willingly.

... and, although Starbucks is not known for edible food, they don't have "scone"s.

[Burnaby49]

They should have realized it was phony when they mentioned the "macchiato and a hazelnut scone," which no earth human would consume willingly.

... and, although Starbucks is not known for edible food, they don't have "scone"s.

They have them here in Vancouver.

[notorial dissent]

They have them where I live as well, and they are one of the few things that aren't sickeningly sweet.

[The Observer]

Starbucks has had scones for quite a while. Dense, tasteless, and guaranteed to be stuck in your digestive system for weeks.

[notorial dissent]

We apparently have a better baker locally. I wouldn't say they were works of art, but they are better than a lot I've had and they are always fresh and tender here unless it is the end of the day and they seldom last that long. They are also NOT loaded in sugar. Otherwise, I wouldn't touch any of their pastries for fear of sugar poisoning.

[Deep Knight]

Saturday, June 17, 2017
Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane/Promises to Terminate Program


President Donald Trump seen here touring a Boeing 767 airplane outfitted with chemtrail gear.

Washington D.C — Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to an NBC news report today. The president is fulfilling a promise to end the controversial program and redirect government funding away from geoengineering operations and towards other programs like roads, the aging electrical grid infrastructure and of course his proposed wall between the United States and Mexico.

“Today marks a great day for our country where we turn our backs on the secret poisoning of our skies, and look to a new future with better roads, a secure electrical grid, and a great wall to protect us from Mexico,” said President Trump reading prepared comments out in front of a Boeing 767 which had been retrofitted for chemtrail spraying. “And hear me you, we are not going to let scientists and other elite eggheads tell us about how to control the environment anymore. It’s America first, not the skies first.” He then thrust his index finger into the air like it was a little bitty rocket.

According to a White House insider, Vice President Pence who’s shown an interest in dismantling the public/private chemtrail partnership which includes The Gates Foundation, Monsanto, the EPA, several branches of the military and a man known in the Pentagon as “the Colonel” before he went tits-up, will assume control of the program with the sole goal of turning it off.

“It’s going to be an uphill battle for Pence,” commented NBC News reporter Sharon McDonnel who was covering the event. “The Deep State is ‘hell-bent’, according to one insider, on keeping the program up and running. So Vice President Pence will have to strategically defund parts of the program until it collapses in on itself. The process could take years.”

Anti-chemtrail activists across the country celebrated the decision. Some, including area anti-chemtrail activist Saihra Ramun, believe this is reason to be hopeful.

“I had warned activists that the Trump Administration had a great deal of enthusiasm for geoengineering projects,” said Ms. Ramun reached via telephone. “However I’m encouraged that the President has come out against it. I’m going to be keeping an eye on him to make sure he follows through with this. I think Pence is the perfect choice to lead this effort.”

“Geoengineering has radio in it with the alum. That’s not good incase u don’t know or care since you lefties just want death anyway,” cried one anonymous facebook commenter, seemingly out of nowhere, “you people support pedophiles like Obama and Clinton. Fine folks you are!! Haha!”

The President will not be able to redirect funding to other projects without involving Congress. He faces a basic rubber stamp of his plan in the House of Representatives, but a steep climb in the Senate, where many Senators favor large-scale geoengineering and population control efforts.

Posted by Freewill at 1:32:00 AM

8 comments:

Freewill June 17, 2017 at 2:56 AM
Yeah yeah yeah! We know the ncscooper website is satire! In most things even satire there is usually some small piece of truth in it. So don't waste your time saying it's satire so we don't have to waste our time approving the comments about it being satire!

790 June 17, 2017 at 3:37 AM
Why even post this?

Freewill June 17, 2017 at 2:25 PM
This is an awareness blog...

Anonymous June 17, 2017 at 1:42 PM
and they are talking impeachment for obstruction of justice or is that justus?
WTF is wrong with the sheeple these days? Chemtrail poisoning?
With all the crimes and out right obvious treasonous agendas the Clinton's Bushe's and Obama's and all his minions have pulled off over the past 10 to 20 years all business as usual. Here comes someone who is actually doing something, not a shred of proof or evidence, not even anything they manufactured can stand and yet they are claiming impeachment. ??? WTF IS WRONG WITH THE SHEEPLE IN THIS CORPORATE WORLD? If Trump succeeds and actually stops these Acts of War, the rest will be history and all the Obama, Clinton, and Bush lovers can leave the planet just like all the moron idiot hollywierd psycos who said they would leave the country, still here unfortunately, can be the first on the list.

Anonymous June 17, 2017 at 5:44 PM
Exactly what has he accomplished? He has nit deported any more illegals than the Obama admin. His executive orders blocking radical terrorists is a sham/show. He already has laws on the books to do this without EO's but refuses to use them. He is perpetuating the perpetual wars. He is filling the swamp higher, not draining it. He has not kept any major campaign promises. When are you going to get he is just another Zionist puppet?

fedupwithignorance June 17, 2017 at 6:06 PM
ANON 5:44 pm - You are obviously VERY OUT OF TOUCH with what is going on in this administration and in this nation as a whole. Trump and team have been working diligently day and night to UNDO ALL the socialist/communist/satanic/ new world order damage done to our nation since before the Bushes came into power in DC. There is no way all the damage can be corrected in the first few months. What has been done to our country over the past 4+ republican and democrat reigns of terror will take time, research and educating the ignorant. You are either a troll or a left wing dingbat putting out your negative vibes, or simply out of touch with reality. Do some research on what was done in this nation since before Bushes came into the Wash DC swamp and all that has transpired since then - maybe you will get the picture. And add to it the FACT that if bozo and hitlery were in this position right now, an outright civil war would already be in process along with martial law, roundups of all patriots/constitutionalists/Christians/et al with the free trips to the FEMA camps. If you prefer the illegals and 'immigrants' and their sharia law, beheading and DEMANDS for MORE rights, privileges and finances to be provided to them for FREE out of your and my pocket, then seriously consider making a permanent move to the Middle East. And in closing don't show your immaturity coming back with fear porn and bullshit. Hopefully such immaturity won't be published here, taking up space for those who make valuable comments that contribute to the learning of all of us.

Anonymous June 17, 2017 at 11:05 PM
This sheeple or troll must be a CNN, MSNBC lame stream media follower

Anonymous June 17, 2017 at 8:27 PM
To anyone with half a brain it is obviously true when VP Mike Pence is on Fox News talking about it in the mainstream. Get a brain morans! -xenoverse


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[Deep Knight]

New Jersey's senators are Cory Booker and Robert Menendez, both Democrats and no doubt mobbed-up with tough-sounding nicknames, but I don't think either is "Hal Lindsay."

The DEA Just Raided A United States Senator–Dems In A Panic
June 10, 2017

The DEA just raided the vacation ranch of Democrat Senator Hal Lindsay (D-NJ), seizing more than 400 marijuana plants, 2 greenhouses full of opium-producing poppies and a small lab that was pumping out massive amounts of refined, finished product. The ranch, just a few hundred miles north of anything in Wyoming, was also seized along with a fleet of automobiles, recreational vehicles and other property now considered the spoils of the drug trade.

The bust itself yielded more than $6 million in finished drugs alone, never mind the plants and raw product waiting for packaging. All in all, Senator Lindsay is looking at 70 years behind bars on the opium alone. He was taken into custody at his office in Washington DC and has since been booked and released on $10 million bail.

Lindsay’s office isn’t commenting on the ordeal but New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has already called for his removal and a special election as soon as possible. The loss of yet another seat, especially in the northeast, would be devastating to the Democrats.

The DEA says their investigation isn’t over and that there are potentially more politicians involved. We’ll keep you updated.


No doubt realizing their mistake about New Jersey, the Lame Line of Defense guys switch the Senator to Wyoming and the bust to Wisconsin (easy mistake to make, all states which start with "W" are about the same). The senators from Wyoming are Mike "the enforcer" Enzi and John "machine gun" Barrasso.

Democrat Senator Raided By DEA Gives Up His Business Partner For Immunity
June 10, 2017 Stryker

Democrat Senator Harold Lindsey of Wyoming was raided this morning by the DEA, who now say they were after an even bigger fish. The Senator, whose career is over either way, has reached a deal with US Attorney Harkin Dentsby to give up the partner in the business that handles distribution and money laundering.

That partner, Lester Malroney, is also in cahoots with several other businesses, including arms dealing, international black market, espionage and “brokering information,” which is the buying and selling of state secrets. Malroney, an obviously fictitious name, leads to several shell corporations that operate offshore with registries in private domains with no public recourse for information.

It was nearly impossible until they came across the bills of lading for shipments around the world and found one thing in common: CGMO Inc, yet another shell but this one owned and operated publicly, is the sole owner of a fleet of ships, airplanes and helicopters used to move donations for the Clinton Foundation.

The Foundation, which had no idea the fleet also performed other tasks for other customers, according to CEO Chelsea Clinton, severed its ties with the company recently when it was discovered that the ships had been used to smuggle drugs and refugees. Adding a drug operation going out of the United States as well means the ships were being used for criminal activity at all times.

The owners of the company, Bill and Hillary Clinton, sold off their fleet to a Saudi Prince for a little over a billion dollars, but congressional investigators are now wondering if Bill and Hillary aren’t being named as Senator Lindsey’s accomplices.

If the bust in Wisconsin can be tied to the Clintons, they could go down for smuggling and racketeering. Let’s hope it’s them.


OK, if he's not a Mafioso from Jersey or Wyoming, then just who is Harold "Hal" Lindsey?

Hal Lindsey - Harold Lee Lindsey is an American evangelist and Christian writer. He is a Christian Zionist and dispensationalist author.

[wserra]

"Lindsay" then ratted out Chelsea Clinton.