Strangely, when he launched his website there was a premium (paid for) section being promoted. After it was highlighted on Quatloos, "hackers" attacked his website, took it down and then put it up later with all mention to the premium section being removed. Those pesky "hackers" how dare they cover up for Chrisyletissier14 wrote:Oh dear - The BNP guys new website went live yesterday. He thinks he is being attacked because he is onto something
He might want to read this blog on why websites get attacked or he can just pretend it is because he is a threat to the banks and he is important
https://www.greengeeks.com/blog/2016/01 ... rotect-it/
Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.
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On his facebook page Chrisy has said
The term any publicity is good publicity is usually used when there is bad or negative publicity, I wonder if something is in the process of being publishedNice that the trolls are so worried. When ya over the target, you get the flak. The fuckers paying them are obviously not happy they are getting a good return for their money. The more desperate they become, the better we look. Any publicity is good publicity. I wouldn't of put myself up for this if I could of been shot down so easily lol xxx
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Sensible people won't fall for the stupidity and greed exhibited by the likes of his clients.Penny Wise wrote:On his facebook page Chrisy has said
The term any publicity is good publicity is usually used when there is bad or negative publicity, I wonder if something is in the process of being publishedNice that the trolls are so worried. When ya over the target, you get the flak. The fuckers paying them are obviously not happy they are getting a good return for their money. The more desperate they become, the better we look. Any publicity is good publicity. I wouldn't of put myself up for this if I could of been shot down so easily lol xxx
For example Patel was well off, it was her own stupidty that lost her the cottage.
Rose and Bob Jackson admitted to breaking the terms of thier franchise agreement but still spend thousands defending a lost cause before being evicted.
Chrisy is really going to shoot himself in the foot with this one. Much the same way Commonly Known as Dom, Jon Whiterick, Tom Crawford ect have when they have beign given media exposure.
Just enjoy the unraveling!
Example: how did people react to TC escapades?
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When you are really important, you need a calling card
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I've got a problem with hemorrhoids no one can solve... better call Chrisy Morris
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letissier14 wrote:When you are really important, you need a calling card
Actually yes Chrisy I have a problem.
Perhaps someone can ask him on my behalf?
How the hell does Quantum Entanglement work? I'm stuck with the math...... douche!
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I love the caveat about negotiating with terrorists. As if the UN were going to pick up the phone and ask him to sort out the Middle East.
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He's probably referring to British officials.John Uskglass wrote:I love the caveat about negotiating with terrorists. As if the UN were going to pick up the phone and ask him to sort out the Middle East.
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If Chrisy had any faith in his knowledge or claims, would he need this ?
http://www.chrisymorris.com/website-disclaimer/
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Oh, I'm certain he is. Which says a lot about his business model. Negotiation is often the best way to settle these types of disputes. Chrisy immediately rules it out, and insults the other party at the same time. (Lots of FMOTL gurus will ruin your life, but few are so efficient.)Burnaby49 wrote:He's probably referring to British officials.John Uskglass wrote:I love the caveat about negotiating with terrorists.
Though I imagine this pronouncement serves the same purpose as the bad grammar on 419 emails; to filter out anyone who isn't completely stupid.
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Everyone with an internet presence gets attempted hacking attacks, phishing, spam, DDOS etc. You're not special, Chrisy. Just keep your security programmes updated like the rest of us.Penny Wise wrote:letissier14 wrote:Oh dear - The BNP guys new website went live yesterday. He thinks he is being attacked because he is onto something
He might want to read this blog on why websites get attacked or he can just pretend it is because he is a threat to the banks and he is important
https://www.greengeeks.com/blog/2016/01 ... rotect-it/
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That's one of the favourite self-justifying crackpot quotes, second only to "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."Penny Wise wrote:On his facebook page Chrisy has said
Nice that the trolls are so worried. When ya over the target, you get the flak....
Sovcit numpties love these quotes, because they imply that current failure is a sure guarantee of future success. Unfortunately not. Sometimes you just get flak because you're a bell-end.
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Well, that's not entirely true, he did manage to finally get himself arrested and taken to court over it all.TheNewSaint wrote:But where's the good story here? Chrisy Morris is an obnoxious, unlikable, ugly person. He interferes with legitimate proceedings, on behalf of deadbeats and attention whores. All his antics have never accomplished anything, except maybe delaying the inevitable.He Who Knows wrote:Channel 4 have been in possession of this BNP info for a while, Bungle. However, it gets in the way of a good story. . .
I get that he's relevant to the subject matter, but he ought be treated like conspiracy nuts on every other topic. Give them a brief segment to state their claims, a response from responsible people, and ignore them thereafter. Hopefully, that's what they're doing.
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After seeing the advert for the show, it is a little confusing. Two of the main evictions shown, that Chrisy attended, resulted in both people getting evicted the same day.
Michael Grant-Sinclar
https://youtu.be/U51r-roJqwU
Rekha Patel
https://youtu.be/aM0_oKiF3L0
Its all old news of Chrisy getting it wrong, losing and people getting evicted
Michael Grant-Sinclar
https://youtu.be/U51r-roJqwU
Rekha Patel
https://youtu.be/aM0_oKiF3L0
Its all old news of Chrisy getting it wrong, losing and people getting evicted
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The usual format of "reality" shows is non-judgemental, at least not overtly. Characters are shown doing whatever they do, with a dry commentary, and viewers are left to make up their own minds.TheNewSaint wrote:Give them a brief segment to state their claims, a response from responsible people, and ignore them thereafter. Hopefully, that's what they're doing.
I would be happy with that, in Crisy's case, aside from his bullshit about the law which is almost always wrong. I think a "reality" show shouldn't have an "expert" spouting legal rubbish without corrections.
Regarding his personal manner, which I consider obnoxiously rude bullying, I'm happy for viewers to make up their own minds.
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I like how he's using the free version of the software. I guess constantly being attacked by banks wasn't worth springing 100 quid or so for a full-featured anti-malware program.letissier14 wrote:Oh dear - The BNP guys new website went live yesterday. He thinks he is being attacked because he is onto something
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When you don't know where you are and you fly over a flak battery, you get flak too.Hercule Parrot wrote:Penny Wise wrote:On his facebook page Chrisy has said
Nice that the trolls are so worried. When ya over the target, you get the flak....
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"They laughed at Christopher Columbus" is another one. Unfortunately, they laughed at Bozo the Clown, as well. Which one does Chrisy most remind you of?Hercule Parrot wrote:That's one of the favourite self-justifying crackpot quotes, second only to "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."Penny Wise wrote:On his facebook page Chrisy has said
Nice that the trolls are so worried. When ya over the target, you get the flak....
Sovcit numpties love these quotes, because they imply that current failure is a sure guarantee of future success. Unfortunately not. Sometimes you just get flak because you're a bell-end.
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ArthurWankspittle wrote:When you don't know where you are and you fly over a flak battery, you get flak too.Hercule Parrot wrote:Penny Wise wrote:On his facebook page Chrisy has said
I would assume flak would not be at the target as it would be unwise.
A better an analogy would be "when you talk shit, be prepared for flak", in Chrissy's instance anyway.
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getoutofdebtfools wrote:edit...I removed the original post, so I edited it out where you quoted it.
You're right, we don't do that here...Gregg
Unsubstantiated rumours have no place on Quatloos.
Someone says, "I have been told that..." means nothing at all.
Chrisy Morris is a Marmite character -- some people love him, others hate him. It isn't beyond the bounds of possibility that someone who hates him has deliberately started a malicious rumour, or has added two and two together and made something far larger than four.
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Reason: removed unfounded speculation...
Reason: removed unfounded speculation...