Sovrun Paraleguls

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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I find this level of stupidity hard to comprehend.

David has entered his certificate numbers (?????) and discovered his true worth:

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First thing I saw was "Quintiles IMS Holdings INC", but as I have no idea how Fidelity.com works I had a look around and sure enough:

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Dave has managed to mistake himself for an American health information and clinical research company. I see he's also promoting Steve from http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/, the 3 grand to set up the trust account, driving offences guru.

Link to the FB here: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =3&theater

If you don't have FB, here are some of the sheepy comments:

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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Wait a minute, somebody has seen the light:

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But they've been shot down by Liz:

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This is a new one for me, and thanks for the input, Jarratt:

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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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So anyone who shares the first 3 letters with a ltd company on the international stock exchange with shares is expected to set that trend on thier birth certificate?? Well Jesus what happens when they see Lloyds bank? I'd be sooooooo disappointed :sarcasmon:
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

Post by mufc1959 »

rosy wrote:Burnaby said "growlers" :snicker:

I'm glad to see that more courts and companies are sending FOAD letters rather than just round-filing the sovruns' nonsense. Ignoring them seems to encourage them.
There's no such thing as 'ignoring' in the FOTL world. By not responding you are considered to have accepted by acquiescence and are therefore in irrevocable estoppel.
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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rosy wrote:Burnaby said "growlers" :snicker:

I'm glad to see that more courts and companies are sending FOAD letters rather than just round-filing the sovruns' nonsense. Ignoring them seems to encourage them.
Growlers are heavy refillable glass bottles used to store beer purchased at our many Vancouver area craft breweries which do not can or bottle their beer. They generally come in two sizes, 32 ounce or 64 ounce. I have two 64 ounce growlers that just fit my backpack. Just back from Callisters where I filled one with Adam's Blackburn Bitter Cask Ale and the other with Callister's Strawberry Rhubarb Wheat Ale. A lot of weight to carry home on my ancient decrepit back.

Here is an explanation from Brass Neck, again run by a British Expat. Brass Neck is a very sucessful local craft brewery which sells it's products two ways, at the tasting room and through growlers. It has a huge growler business.

http://brassneck.ca/growler-shop/
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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rosy wrote:Burnaby said "growlers" :snicker:

lol. wacky Canadians
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Chaos wrote:
rosy wrote:Burnaby said "growlers" :snicker:

lol. wacky Canadians
We also call them growlers here in Texas.
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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rogfulton wrote:We also call them growlers here in Texas.
I've seen growlers for sale at brewpubs in both New York and California, so I'd guess it's probably used most places in the US.
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Dr. Caligari wrote:
rogfulton wrote:We also call them growlers here in Texas.
I've seen growlers for sale at brewpubs in both New York and California, so I'd guess it's probably used most places in the US.
Add Oregon and Washington to that list.
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Burnaby49 wrote:Growlers are heavy refillable glass bottles used to store beer ..
In UK, a growler is something quite different...
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Angolvagyok wrote:Wait a minute, somebody has seen the light:

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But they've been shot down by Liz:

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This is a new one for me, and thanks for the input, Jarratt:

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I value our sovruns at exactly £0.00, which I believe is 150,000RE at today's exchange rate.
Is it SteveUK or STEVE: of UK?????
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Also on that inexpert in any legal matter web site there's a story about alleged mortgage fraud. He's posted up documents and some sort of blurb, as far as I can make out his issues are (1) that the mortgage contract contained a power of attorney, which is fraudulent because ... well he doesn't really say, and (2) because although the property name is clearly stated on the deed there is a typo in the street address following.

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/mortgage-fraud
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aesmith wrote:Also on that inexpert in any legal matter web site there's a story about alleged mortgage fraud. He's posted up documents and some sort of blurb, as far as I can make out his issues are (1) that the mortgage contract contained a power of attorney, which is fraudulent because ... well he doesn't really say, and (2) because although the property name is clearly stated on the deed there is a typo in the street address following.

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/mortgage-fraud
Seriously, parents actually named their son Adrian Cock ( aka A. Cock ), what were they thinking ! :snicker:
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AndyPandy wrote:
aesmith wrote:Also on that inexpert in any legal matter web site there's a story about alleged mortgage fraud. He's posted up documents and some sort of blurb, as far as I can make out his issues are (1) that the mortgage contract contained a power of attorney, which is fraudulent because ... well he doesn't really say, and (2) because although the property name is clearly stated on the deed there is a typo in the street address following.

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/mortgage-fraud
Seriously, parents actually named their son Adrian Cock ( aka A. Cock ), what were they thinking ! :snicker:
Looking at the website his parents probably saw the future reading palms tea leaves :haha:
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AndyPandy wrote:
Seriously, parents actually named their son Adrian Cock ( aka A. Cock ), what were they thinking ! :snicker:
why wasn't our last name 'penis'?
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AndyPandy wrote:Seriously, parents actually named their son Adrian Cock ( aka A. Cock ), what were they thinking ! :snicker:
Legend has it that a midwife dissuaded Mr and Mrs Peacock from calling their son Drew.
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JimUk1 wrote:http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/meet-the-team

For someone who professes to be an expert in "ALL" legal matters, his spelling is appalling.

What the hell is an Indevidul?

If his grasp of English is that bad, how good is his legal mind? :sarcasmon:
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Hercule Parrot wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:Growlers are heavy refillable glass bottles used to store beer ..
In UK, a growler is something quite different...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X73BNKS04xw
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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I'm going to have to call a stop on this line of discussion. It's straying too far afield into offensive areas. Of course any discussion of growlers in the Canadian context is allowed since we are of much purer minds here.
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Truly is it written, we'd all like to be a Canadian if it wasn't for the weather.